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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2015 2:12:15 GMT
First, YEAH, well deserved, moving to the big league,
Second, CRAP, that means you won't have time for us lowly people
At least I will always have my Goatarade Classic
Looking forward to see what will come out next from the brilliant K. Offebrand. Hi apolloswill. I plan to expand K. Offebrand's coverage to Immortal, but I probably won't have a team in that fight for quite a while. Offebrand isn't one to forget his roots, and the thread is called the Tin Cup pregame after all.
Other than watching a few replays here and there, the workload for this thread is pretty minimal, so hopefully the Tin Cup coverage will not be affected.
Mr. Offebrand will continue to air his pre-game prediction for the Tin League where coach knockoff will still be languishing with the rest of the lowly people edit; enjoy your delicious Goatarade
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Post by apolloswill on Apr 23, 2015 2:17:31 GMT
First, YEAH, well deserved, moving to the big league,
Second, CRAP, that means you won't have time for us lowly people
At least I will always have my Goatarade Classic
Looking forward to see what will come out next from the brilliant K. Offebrand. Hi apolloswill. I plan to expand K. Offebrand's coverage to Immortal, but I probably won't have a team in that fight for quite a while. Offebrand isn't one to forget his roots, and the thread is called the Tin Cup pregame after all.
Mr. Offebrand will continue to air his pre-game prediction for the Tin League where coach knockoff will still be languishing with the rest of the lowly people If that means we get predictions from two leagues by Offebrand, it just can't get better .
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Post by Kaiser on Apr 23, 2015 3:39:44 GMT
gave you a total of 50 for taking the job we shall work out some sort of wage soon be it pay by post or weekly not sure yet Having Knockoff with his analysis expertise and flair for colorful showmanship and entertainment now writing for the immortal league, will I hope inspire more to get their best teams to the toughest and most prestigious league in Iron Phoenix. I would also like to add that maybe coaches should start to make the names for their players and not use so many of the pre generated ones. After all some players are forever made immortals, not just by getting to level 7 and into our hall of fame, but also in player spotlights and could be the immortal MVP of the season and it is not always the winning team that has a player as the MVP... hmmm i may even start a MVP of the final game as well
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2015 19:00:53 GMT
K. Offebrand here, newly sanctioned analyst for the Tin Cup, and coming soon to the prestigious Immortal league. Unfortunately, that’s currently all we currently know about the future of our broadcast. Rumors abound that Iron Phoenix will soon come under new management! At least part of the league we know and love will be bought by a consortium that has not yet been disclosed to me. The mysterious heads of this entity even had the nerve to refuse to meet with me! As if that weren't strange enough, I am not the only new face here at Iron Phoenix. A plethora of new hires are being brought in, including ex commentator David Hasselhoof, who has crawled out of retirement to work as my subordinate here at the pregame. But the reemergence of a penniless has-been is the least of my concerns at the moment, as our new owners are rumored to be sinister individuals. Their sullen, dark robed representatives are as we speak, scurrying about our studio here in Altdorf, refitting the space to meet some truly bizarre specifications. Our new broadcast equipment is being arranged in pointless geometric shapes, the walls have been scribbled on in a language I can't identify, and my lovely view overlooking Altdorf has been covered to ensure our new inner workings are not glimpsed by the great unwashed. And why in the name of Sigmar do we need so much of this foul incense? It’s a wonder that I manage to speak at all through the reek of cat piss and burning hair, but then again I was voted least likely shut up in quaternary school. Who is buying Iron Phoenix? What is the future of our beloved league? Will these jack booted thugs take away my jaguar fur rug? These are some of the few questions I can’t answer the uncanny accuracy, but keep tuning in and I’m sure we will find out. On to the pre-game Krak-a-Drak Soolers Vs. 14 Things To D0 With Orcs
Bounties
While my mysterious new benefactors have strongly specific tastes in furnishings and a penchant for ambiguous mysticism, but with so much gold coming in, I can forgive their proclivities. I have spent a fraction of my vast new fortune so that we all might see these lowlifes leave the pitch in an extra-large burlap sack Farral Burntskin Boy does this one love the camera. Farral Burntskin has a bright future as one of IP's deadliest killers, and he clearly knows it. However, this jackass unloaded a hefty pile of steaming fertilizer on the studio floor after the photo shoot. For the unforgivable sin of befouling my shiny new studio, I sentence you to DEATH! Kill this arrogant ham and spare us any more of his showboating! Eat For Breakfast There are quite a few orkicidal maniacs on 14 Things, but Eat for Breakfast is the first to hit his prime. This dangerous killer is pictured here staring down my camera crew. I feel fortunate to be alive after encountering Eat, and if the Soolers can't take him down fast, they won't be so lucky. So there you have it. 100 Gps to butcher the lethal livestock. I sincerely hope I never see either player again, my new studio smells like a damn barnyard. K. Offebrand's Predictionsbrought to you by GoataradeDesperate Passing! If you saw the first time these two squads met, you know thats points were scored only after last ditch, unsupported breaks for the endzone! Neither team will be so lucky this time around. After some unexciting standoffs, each team will resort to ball handling despite being comically unsuited for the task. The artless fumbling and scrambling will no doubt make for a hilarious show, so bring your kids!
Foul Play! Another reason to bring your kids! Both teams have a healthy complement of valuable players, and more than enough rookie scrubs looking to make a name for themselves. Look to see this weeks bounties being stepped on repeatedly. Lets just hope something important breaks.
1-0 win, 14 Things To D0 With OrcsThis one will be determined by a series of desperate scrambles for the end-zone. We may very well see overtime, but the Soolers will not have the remaining numbers to deal with those beastly chaos boys. If 14 Things can manage to put down a Centaur, this result is all but assured!
Tune in next week when I cover the Tin & Bones Championship, give a glimpse at next season of the Immortal League, and hopefully have a little more to tell you about the future of Iron Phoenix.
K. Offebrand signing off for now
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2015 21:55:19 GMT
Attention loyal audience.
Mr. Offebrand is feeling rather ill at the moment and is unable to offer coverage of the Tin Cup championship.
A steady intake of warm Goatarade should see him well in the near future.
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Post by apolloswill on May 4, 2015 23:15:16 GMT
Attention loyal audience. Mr. Offebrand is feeling rather ill at the moment and is unable to offer coverage of the Tin Cup championship. A steady intake of warm Goatarade should see him well in the near future. Know you are missed, Mr. Offebrand.
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Post by apolloswill on Jul 19, 2015 6:04:02 GMT
I'm watching you, Offebrand, and I'm soon sending my ninjas to get you out of the shadows
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