Post by Charliebanks on Jan 14, 2015 10:22:32 GMT
"You may notice some new faces around the place... Young, intelligent and not crushed by the woes of their lives - pretty much the opposite to the wizened husks of what you guys call 'Coaches' round here. These are the members of Team UKBBL - and we're here for one reason only, to take the Crown!
Now I confidently expect the Crown to be in UKBBL hands after the first round and we've dispatched all the IP coaches but just so you know just who is beating you - let me introduce the team;
JimboDeany
His team may look a little under-developed but don't let that fool you! He has been under the watchful eye of his BFF Griff for years and despite his unwavering devotion to the old guy he has picked up a few tricks from other people and so is a very competent Coach. I have no doubt that he won't be victorious...
Waleed
Using Dark Elves as its such a MASSIVE departure from his usual choice of team! He may be unpracticed with the side () but don't think that doesn't mean he hasn't worked out the percentage odds on beating you (cos he has) or that each play won't be detailed in meticulous detail (cos it will) or that his inevitable victory won't be date stamped and recorded forever more in his sig (I'm surprised its not already there...)
Insidious
Didn't you know you had a defector in your ranks? What does his jumping ship tell you? It tells us that he knows where the Crown is going and wants to be on the winning team! He may be using Elves (I'm finding it tough not to berate him for that) but his win rate speaks for itself - and damn, those guys look great
Deano
This is testament to how confident we are - this is the first of our 'rookie' sides. He could have brought his experienced side across (ok fair enough he couldn't) but he said no, he wanted to give you a chance. He is that good!
RTSD
Cold skinned and cool as ice on the field. You think you've got him down? He bounces right back at ya (and past ya) and into the endzone! Just remember one thing, when all this is finished and you're staring up from the flat of your backs - it was RTSD that brought us here
Cerumol
Do you want to know how good this guy is? Really? This is the guy who took Khemri to a Tabletop tournament with 40 very experienced Coaches and WON! You know you're all in trouble right?
Dravis
Ignore his win record... that's not important! Look at his team - if he knocks you down you're staying down. He's our wrecking ball - a tornado of destruction that will rip you all a new one!
and finally... there's me
CharlieBanks
I'm a bit of a noob - not really played this game much (dodging into TZ's is good right?) and although I may have been lucky and won a few titles in this format I'm only using my ladies - and you wouldn't hit a woman right?
Team UKBBL - here to break your hearts
Now I confidently expect the Crown to be in UKBBL hands after the first round and we've dispatched all the IP coaches but just so you know just who is beating you - let me introduce the team;
JimboDeany
His team may look a little under-developed but don't let that fool you! He has been under the watchful eye of his BFF Griff for years and despite his unwavering devotion to the old guy he has picked up a few tricks from other people and so is a very competent Coach. I have no doubt that he won't be victorious...
Waleed
Using Dark Elves as its such a MASSIVE departure from his usual choice of team! He may be unpracticed with the side () but don't think that doesn't mean he hasn't worked out the percentage odds on beating you (cos he has) or that each play won't be detailed in meticulous detail (cos it will) or that his inevitable victory won't be date stamped and recorded forever more in his sig (I'm surprised its not already there...)
Insidious
Didn't you know you had a defector in your ranks? What does his jumping ship tell you? It tells us that he knows where the Crown is going and wants to be on the winning team! He may be using Elves (I'm finding it tough not to berate him for that) but his win rate speaks for itself - and damn, those guys look great
Deano
This is testament to how confident we are - this is the first of our 'rookie' sides. He could have brought his experienced side across (ok fair enough he couldn't) but he said no, he wanted to give you a chance. He is that good!
RTSD
Cold skinned and cool as ice on the field. You think you've got him down? He bounces right back at ya (and past ya) and into the endzone! Just remember one thing, when all this is finished and you're staring up from the flat of your backs - it was RTSD that brought us here
Cerumol
Do you want to know how good this guy is? Really? This is the guy who took Khemri to a Tabletop tournament with 40 very experienced Coaches and WON! You know you're all in trouble right?
Dravis
Ignore his win record... that's not important! Look at his team - if he knocks you down you're staying down. He's our wrecking ball - a tornado of destruction that will rip you all a new one!
and finally... there's me
CharlieBanks
I'm a bit of a noob - not really played this game much (dodging into TZ's is good right?) and although I may have been lucky and won a few titles in this format I'm only using my ladies - and you wouldn't hit a woman right?
Team UKBBL - here to break your hearts