Post by havol on Jan 29, 2015 5:34:34 GMT
We're coming down the home-stretch, fellas'. Down to the second-to-last week of the regular season. And what a marathon it's been, no?
The highlight of last week certainly has to be The Sour Saurii's apparent demise at the hands of the Northern Pain. Though they came away with the draw, the match may have cost Coach Jounisii more than a spot in the rankings. How will this terrific coach rebound? I don't know, but rest assured, we'll find out soon enough!
Right! Lets get to it, then:
THE MATCHES
Sour Saurii v Word of Borf
MATCH OF THE WEEK
1st place versus 3rd place.
This is Coach Jounisii's chance to show the rest of the league that though he may be down, he's not out!! With a few skillups to go, and roughly 300K in inducements, I'm not ready to condemn the Saurii's season just yet.
Coach Manco, on the other hand, may have something to prove. He's coming off a heart-breaking loss to some unnamed bastard elves. How will the league-leading Borf rebound? They're coming into the match at full strength and I anticipate double the effort from this side.
PREDICTION: 2-1 for the Borf in a classic bash. I don't think Coach Jounisii's lizzies will have all the skills where they need them. If new Saurus are hired, they'll be rookies without any protection against Manco's BOrcs. Sorry, Jounisii, but I don't see this going well
Severe Drowsiness v The Night Hawks
Coach Longstreet continues to amaze with his agility-laden Drow. Did you see the way he schucked and jived against 'Sid's All Stars? Though his record doesn't back up his consistent play; he's still a favorite of mine to play in the final. He'll enter the match vs the 'Hawks at just 11 healthy payers, but will get some inducements to try to slow the humans down.
Jester the Immortal finds himself just outside the last playoff spot after a few rough matches coming into MD10. A win here will put all post-season aspirations firmly in his hands. Coming off three losses in his last four attempts, something has to change, right?!
PREDICTION: 2-1 for The Night Hawks. This win will go great with a Seahawks win this Sunday, right Jester? I see the Night Hawks guard and ball intercepting skills being very valuable here. Plus a few well-placed boots to the pointy ears will surely help
Gorland Inferno v White-Handz
With a puncher's chance of making the playoffs, Coach Gorbag faces his toughest challenge yet! He gets the task of upsetting one of the favorites in the White-Handz. A well-placed Wizard; a well-placed hoof; a well-deserved win!!!
Have you ever known Hudd to lay down for anyone?! After placing his team in prime position to take the top spot in the league, Coach Hudd and the Handz aren't easliy satiated. They won't stop until Urgsh spills every team's blood!
PREDICTION: 1-1 draw. Like I said, a well-placed Wizard; a well-placed boot... and a well placed turnover... Good game, gents
Northern Pain v Maniac Medics
MATCH PLAYED
So, Am I the only one that got their ass handed to them by this team?! Dammit!
I would have predicted this as a 2-0 result for the Medics, however. Man I suck at this 'crystal ball' thing, lol
Neorromanticos v Banana Warriors
What's more annoying than one Claw, Frenzy, tackle, MB player?! Correct. Two Claw, frenzy, MB players...
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, our incumbent Champion just became that much more dangerous. Sporting the best min-maxed team since some scrubby rats in the lower leagues, Coach Hirumazeo can always get the best out of two or three players.
The Banana Warriors survived an absoulute beating last week to earn a tough, but deserved draw vs a superior team. Though on the fringe of elimination, I still consider this team and Coach as one of the best!
PREDICTION: I think Hiru's wolves will pummel the Saurus. I think PN's other Saurus will pummel the rest or Hiru's team. I think both coaches will walk away with a 2-2 draw. I'll surely tune into this match!
Slinky Jack's All Stars v Babes N' Blades
Care for some more elfy BS, Sid?! Yeah, I ddin't think so, either
Call it a nuffling; call it what you will. There's no way the All Stars were soundly beaten by that margin. Robbed, I tell you! This week, our Hairy Admin gets his chance to atone to the dice gods against me. No better way to rebound than by playing me and any sorry squad I dare throw onto the pitch, I tell ya'
Me?! I'm just hoping to hold onto a playoff spot. Missing both guard layers will surely alter my game plan. I'll play my ass off, that's for sure, Sid!
PREDICTION: 4-1 for the All Stars. I hate playing against Lizzies. I have no luck. I have no plan. I have no hope
Well, that does it this week, Gent's. Thank you all for uploading last week's matches to BBM. And please don't forget to do the same this week. Good luck to you all (well.. maybe not so much you, Insidious )
The highlight of last week certainly has to be The Sour Saurii's apparent demise at the hands of the Northern Pain. Though they came away with the draw, the match may have cost Coach Jounisii more than a spot in the rankings. How will this terrific coach rebound? I don't know, but rest assured, we'll find out soon enough!
Right! Lets get to it, then:
THE MATCHES
Sour Saurii v Word of Borf
MATCH OF THE WEEK
1st place versus 3rd place.
This is Coach Jounisii's chance to show the rest of the league that though he may be down, he's not out!! With a few skillups to go, and roughly 300K in inducements, I'm not ready to condemn the Saurii's season just yet.
Coach Manco, on the other hand, may have something to prove. He's coming off a heart-breaking loss to some unnamed bastard elves. How will the league-leading Borf rebound? They're coming into the match at full strength and I anticipate double the effort from this side.
PREDICTION: 2-1 for the Borf in a classic bash. I don't think Coach Jounisii's lizzies will have all the skills where they need them. If new Saurus are hired, they'll be rookies without any protection against Manco's BOrcs. Sorry, Jounisii, but I don't see this going well
Severe Drowsiness v The Night Hawks
Coach Longstreet continues to amaze with his agility-laden Drow. Did you see the way he schucked and jived against 'Sid's All Stars? Though his record doesn't back up his consistent play; he's still a favorite of mine to play in the final. He'll enter the match vs the 'Hawks at just 11 healthy payers, but will get some inducements to try to slow the humans down.
Jester the Immortal finds himself just outside the last playoff spot after a few rough matches coming into MD10. A win here will put all post-season aspirations firmly in his hands. Coming off three losses in his last four attempts, something has to change, right?!
PREDICTION: 2-1 for The Night Hawks. This win will go great with a Seahawks win this Sunday, right Jester? I see the Night Hawks guard and ball intercepting skills being very valuable here. Plus a few well-placed boots to the pointy ears will surely help
Gorland Inferno v White-Handz
With a puncher's chance of making the playoffs, Coach Gorbag faces his toughest challenge yet! He gets the task of upsetting one of the favorites in the White-Handz. A well-placed Wizard; a well-placed hoof; a well-deserved win!!!
Have you ever known Hudd to lay down for anyone?! After placing his team in prime position to take the top spot in the league, Coach Hudd and the Handz aren't easliy satiated. They won't stop until Urgsh spills every team's blood!
PREDICTION: 1-1 draw. Like I said, a well-placed Wizard; a well-placed boot... and a well placed turnover... Good game, gents
Northern Pain v Maniac Medics
MATCH PLAYED
So, Am I the only one that got their ass handed to them by this team?! Dammit!
I would have predicted this as a 2-0 result for the Medics, however. Man I suck at this 'crystal ball' thing, lol
Neorromanticos v Banana Warriors
What's more annoying than one Claw, Frenzy, tackle, MB player?! Correct. Two Claw, frenzy, MB players...
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, our incumbent Champion just became that much more dangerous. Sporting the best min-maxed team since some scrubby rats in the lower leagues, Coach Hirumazeo can always get the best out of two or three players.
The Banana Warriors survived an absoulute beating last week to earn a tough, but deserved draw vs a superior team. Though on the fringe of elimination, I still consider this team and Coach as one of the best!
PREDICTION: I think Hiru's wolves will pummel the Saurus. I think PN's other Saurus will pummel the rest or Hiru's team. I think both coaches will walk away with a 2-2 draw. I'll surely tune into this match!
Slinky Jack's All Stars v Babes N' Blades
Care for some more elfy BS, Sid?! Yeah, I ddin't think so, either
Call it a nuffling; call it what you will. There's no way the All Stars were soundly beaten by that margin. Robbed, I tell you! This week, our Hairy Admin gets his chance to atone to the dice gods against me. No better way to rebound than by playing me and any sorry squad I dare throw onto the pitch, I tell ya'
Me?! I'm just hoping to hold onto a playoff spot. Missing both guard layers will surely alter my game plan. I'll play my ass off, that's for sure, Sid!
PREDICTION: 4-1 for the All Stars. I hate playing against Lizzies. I have no luck. I have no plan. I have no hope
Well, that does it this week, Gent's. Thank you all for uploading last week's matches to BBM. And please don't forget to do the same this week. Good luck to you all (well.. maybe not so much you, Insidious )