Post by havol on Feb 19, 2015 6:07:55 GMT
Round one complete, gents. We have separated the men from the boys. And let's all give a round of applause to Coach Jester for pulling off an improbable upset over the top-ranked team this post season. Seems Nufffle decided to repay the favor after you bounced my top-ranked skaven in Bronze, eh, Hudd?
The week has rolled. Please play your matches by this time next Wednesday, 25 February. Keep uploading to BBM. And please continue to have fun
Neorromanticos v The Night Hawks
I seriously thought Coach Hirumazeo was going to get a severe beating at the hands of Northern Pain. I always thought he was going to win, but was sure he was going to have, at a minimum, 1 MNG player. Well, Hiru, you have proved you're still the Coach to beat! Two more matches and you get to claim the Iron Crown two seasons in a row!!
PLAYER SPOTLIGHT: Thorgrim Cazademonios
Thorgrim Cazademonios is the second-most tenured player on the team. While Wollack hogs the spotlight, dicing and dodging everywhere on the pitch, it's usually Thorgrim who opens the hole for Wollack to dodge and dice. No, you wont find this gentleman making a dash for the ball, scoring, making passes, or catches, but wherever the fighting is thickest, he's surely at the epicenter. Well-equipped with a slew of useful skills, this player is key to the game plan!!
After the upset of the season, is Coach Jester and his Night Hawks happy to have made it this far? No... while the other teams and coaches dismissed the 'average' Hawks, Coach Jester and his assistants knew they had assembled a solid, formidable team. They have more work cut out for them, however. Taking down the top banana won't amount to shit if this team can't bully their way into the final. All I have to say, Hirumazeo, is don't take Jester or his bunch lightly!
PLAYER SPOTLIGHT: Uther Pendragon
Undoubtedly the leader of this team, ladies and gentlemen, Uther is a man among men. Boasting the best passing stats in the league, he's poised and comfortable in the pocket. This player also does not shy away from the defensive side of things, either. Earning the kick skill allows him to best manage an effective defense against any team. Watch out for this player, folks!!
PREDICTION:
2-1 for the Night Hawks. Too much Guard. Too much dodge, even if it's only AG3. I''m hardly ever right, though, so it's really up to you gentlemen to prove me otherwise
Sour Saurii v Babes N Blades
So, it appears the demolishing of the Saurii by Northern Pain was merely a speed bump for Coach Jounisii. He's recovered wonderfully and has now emerged as the favorite to take the Crown for his scaly self. But he's up against one of the worst Coaches we, as a community, have in our midst. Coach Havol will be looking for Nuffle to thrice-bless his dice this match. Two weeks ago, these teams met on the pitch with Coach Jounisii raving for elf blood. Well.. he got it. The Blades were lucky enough to eke out a draw. Replays have been watched, however, as Coach Havol is determined to make the finals two seasons in a row. He'll have to bring his A-game if he hopes to go tet-a-tet with Jounisii and the Saurii.
PLAYER SPOTLIGHT: Grumpy Gharial
Grumpy is this team's backbone. While other Saurii may be bogged down by a silly, useless lino marking him, Grumpy is not so easily pinned down. The Veteran of this team has learned all the skills to get anywhere on the pitch in a flash. Using his strength to break away and tackle a slithery elf is what he was bred for. And when he finds his prey... he knows just how much pressure to apply to make their nuts crack! BE afraid, gents, be VERY afraid!!!
PLAYER SPOTLIGHT: Riisilam
After many years shaking if for dolla' bills, this fine piece of tail now shakes it for the glory on the pitch! Boasting the teams' most casualties and deaths, this bitch is truly a deadly widow! Able to leap wherever her prey hides, she is definitely to be feared. Especially if you're a little lizard-bastard. Trust me, ladies and gents, she will be looking to give the crowd the show they came to watch. All she asks in return is to leave your dollar bills folded neatly by your seat
PREDICTION:
"no less than 5 casualties". Remember that, Jounisii?! I promise I'll be on the offensive this time And this time I have a bit more muscle. Care to give us your prediction?!
Well... that's it for this week, gents. Tune in to see the matches. It's sure to be a blast!!!
The week has rolled. Please play your matches by this time next Wednesday, 25 February. Keep uploading to BBM. And please continue to have fun
Neorromanticos v The Night Hawks
I seriously thought Coach Hirumazeo was going to get a severe beating at the hands of Northern Pain. I always thought he was going to win, but was sure he was going to have, at a minimum, 1 MNG player. Well, Hiru, you have proved you're still the Coach to beat! Two more matches and you get to claim the Iron Crown two seasons in a row!!
PLAYER SPOTLIGHT: Thorgrim Cazademonios
Thorgrim Cazademonios is the second-most tenured player on the team. While Wollack hogs the spotlight, dicing and dodging everywhere on the pitch, it's usually Thorgrim who opens the hole for Wollack to dodge and dice. No, you wont find this gentleman making a dash for the ball, scoring, making passes, or catches, but wherever the fighting is thickest, he's surely at the epicenter. Well-equipped with a slew of useful skills, this player is key to the game plan!!
After the upset of the season, is Coach Jester and his Night Hawks happy to have made it this far? No... while the other teams and coaches dismissed the 'average' Hawks, Coach Jester and his assistants knew they had assembled a solid, formidable team. They have more work cut out for them, however. Taking down the top banana won't amount to shit if this team can't bully their way into the final. All I have to say, Hirumazeo, is don't take Jester or his bunch lightly!
PLAYER SPOTLIGHT: Uther Pendragon
Undoubtedly the leader of this team, ladies and gentlemen, Uther is a man among men. Boasting the best passing stats in the league, he's poised and comfortable in the pocket. This player also does not shy away from the defensive side of things, either. Earning the kick skill allows him to best manage an effective defense against any team. Watch out for this player, folks!!
PREDICTION:
2-1 for the Night Hawks. Too much Guard. Too much dodge, even if it's only AG3. I''m hardly ever right, though, so it's really up to you gentlemen to prove me otherwise
Sour Saurii v Babes N Blades
So, it appears the demolishing of the Saurii by Northern Pain was merely a speed bump for Coach Jounisii. He's recovered wonderfully and has now emerged as the favorite to take the Crown for his scaly self. But he's up against one of the worst Coaches we, as a community, have in our midst. Coach Havol will be looking for Nuffle to thrice-bless his dice this match. Two weeks ago, these teams met on the pitch with Coach Jounisii raving for elf blood. Well.. he got it. The Blades were lucky enough to eke out a draw. Replays have been watched, however, as Coach Havol is determined to make the finals two seasons in a row. He'll have to bring his A-game if he hopes to go tet-a-tet with Jounisii and the Saurii.
PLAYER SPOTLIGHT: Grumpy Gharial
Grumpy is this team's backbone. While other Saurii may be bogged down by a silly, useless lino marking him, Grumpy is not so easily pinned down. The Veteran of this team has learned all the skills to get anywhere on the pitch in a flash. Using his strength to break away and tackle a slithery elf is what he was bred for. And when he finds his prey... he knows just how much pressure to apply to make their nuts crack! BE afraid, gents, be VERY afraid!!!
PLAYER SPOTLIGHT: Riisilam
After many years shaking if for dolla' bills, this fine piece of tail now shakes it for the glory on the pitch! Boasting the teams' most casualties and deaths, this bitch is truly a deadly widow! Able to leap wherever her prey hides, she is definitely to be feared. Especially if you're a little lizard-bastard. Trust me, ladies and gents, she will be looking to give the crowd the show they came to watch. All she asks in return is to leave your dollar bills folded neatly by your seat
PREDICTION:
"no less than 5 casualties". Remember that, Jounisii?! I promise I'll be on the offensive this time And this time I have a bit more muscle. Care to give us your prediction?!
Well... that's it for this week, gents. Tune in to see the matches. It's sure to be a blast!!!