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Post by The Mercenary on Apr 22, 2015 19:33:00 GMT
Managed to squish a skink in the Glaive's match in Immortal. I finally got one where regen or the apoth didn't prevent the death. Any chance of you paying up or shall i send Morag around to make a collection ? It has been sent a while ago Coach Insipid. To work out how to collect your earnings, please follow this link, iron-phoenix.freeforums.net/thread/1325/all-ip-economy. There are even nice little pictures that my useless assistant made to help the rest of you useless maggots......
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Post by The Mercenary on Apr 22, 2015 19:36:35 GMT
I asked for this frankly. Six games in a row I've been cashing in on kills, all the while taunting the merc to send some real killers after me. Well, he sent one. just one, surrounded by...whatever the hell those mutated freaks are. Unfortunately, one was plenty. All legit kills, 4 from blocks and one from a self-harming doubleskull. But that's ok, I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE! not to nitpick, but no you didn't kill yourself on a doubleskull, the only one where there was a turnover was the 4th kill, which was both down instigated by one of my linerats you did kill one of my goblins with that frenzy tackle wardancer though, if that helps ease the funeral costs And you are playing me again in match day 4, so you might get your revenge faster than you think, or maybe not, who knows HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.............. BREATHE...........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Squiggy on Apr 22, 2015 21:54:03 GMT
Classy as ever there fella! Anyway, I may be broken, but I am unbowed, I still won the bloody (literally) game! And I did get one kill in return, for which you still owe me money..which shall be going directly into your pocket following a record setting bounty on that damned blitzer!
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Post by ekawar on Apr 22, 2015 22:03:26 GMT
not to nitpick, but no you didn't kill yourself on a doubleskull, the only one where there was a turnover was the 4th kill, which was both down instigated by one of my linerats you did kill one of my goblins with that frenzy tackle wardancer though, if that helps ease the funeral costs And you are playing me again in match day 4, so you might get your revenge faster than you think, or maybe not, who knows HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.............. BREATHE...........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Hmmm I seem to se a slight calculation error here, According to your introduction to IPBBL, you seem to state that any kill is worth 50 gold, 5 dead elfs = 250 gold (not yet paid) on top of that there was a bounty on idiots willing to play for coach Squiggy at 100 Gold a head, again 5 dead elfs = 500 gold (this bounty has been collected) to sum up 5 dead idiot elfs playing for coach Squiggy has a value of 750 gold of wich 250 gold have not been handed over, I am sure this has merely been a slight miscalculation on your part from being slightly out of breath and having to wipe tears of laughter from your eyes.
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Post by Ren Höek on Apr 24, 2015 14:09:39 GMT
I will help the oh so bashful and humble coach:Ted Bundy out. He desreves 50 gold coins for killing my player Crab Sticks in The Crippled Cup-Stretcher League.
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Post by threeofclubs on Apr 24, 2015 21:10:25 GMT
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Post by The Mercenary on Apr 24, 2015 21:42:08 GMT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.............. BREATHE...........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Hmmm I seem to se a slight calculation error here, According to your introduction to IPBBL, you seem to state that any kill is worth 50 gold, 5 dead elfs = 250 gold (not yet paid) on top of that there was a bounty on idiots willing to play for coach Squiggy at 100 Gold a head, again 5 dead elfs = 500 gold (this bounty has been collected) to sum up 5 dead idiot elfs playing for coach Squiggy has a value of 750 gold of wich 250 gold have not been handed over, I am sure this has merely been a slight miscalculation on your part from being slightly out of breath and having to wipe tears of laughter from your eyes. I think you are in the land of wishful thinking there Ekawar.... I do appreciate your attempt to wangle more gold from me though..... reminds me of somebody I know.... oh yes.... me!
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Post by legchewer on Apr 26, 2015 13:04:25 GMT
During my last few games, I managed to kill some players and would now like my 100 gold pieces. First victim: "Ben" from "Bill And Bens Flowerpots" (any bonuses for killing someone the team is named after?) during MD2 of King Goblin's Invitational. A one die both down from a hobgoblin ended badly for the troll. Don't mess with hobgoblins, they are deadly. Second victim: "Dog Throw" from Nurgle Madness during MD3 of Cripple Cup Stretcher. Being the only rotter in scoring position on turn 16, three elves from ARPITA decided to beat him up to prevent him from scoring. Instead of just pushing him back one square they decided to fracture his leg and kill him (like the degenerate savages they are).
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Post by ekawar on Apr 29, 2015 16:55:34 GMT
Hmmm I seem to se a slight calculation error here, According to your introduction to IPBBL, you seem to state that any kill is worth 50 gold, 5 dead elfs = 250 gold (not yet paid) on top of that there was a bounty on idiots willing to play for coach Squiggy at 100 Gold a head, again 5 dead elfs = 500 gold (this bounty has been collected) to sum up 5 dead idiot elfs playing for coach Squiggy has a value of 750 gold of wich 250 gold have not been handed over, I am sure this has merely been a slight miscalculation on your part from being slightly out of breath and having to wipe tears of laughter from your eyes. I think you are in the land of wishful thinking there Ekawar.... I do appreciate your attempt to wangle more gold from me though..... reminds me of somebody I know.... oh yes.... me! So I remind you of you, good to hear there is another person out there with impecable good taste, with an added flare for bloody murder and general mayhem, but enough with the narcisistic poppycock, I se now where the confusion has arisen, you have been using the advertising firm of Big, Bold and Bloody incompitent, hence the situation where one might see your promises of 50 gold for a kill, 100 gold for a big guy and 250 gold for a legend, as being outside of the pervese pleasure of bounty collecting from others that merely use your excelent facilitating services, though according to one Slim Y. B. Astard Cand Phil Law Honarious Win. D. Bag from Aldorf University, such advertising holds the owner of the advertising responcible for any accidental missgivings from said adverts, I can suggest in the future to use B. Lowhart and Sons, they have a rather good reputation.
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Post by Squiggy on Apr 29, 2015 19:32:19 GMT
I have it on good authority his lawyer is the firm of Chatem, Cheetem and Runn.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2015 19:35:18 GMT
That elf got as high as he could, because he's in heaven now! -Joke provided by the Khorniest jokes. They're not funny.
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Post by The Mercenary on May 5, 2015 17:49:49 GMT
I think you are in the land of wishful thinking there Ekawar.... I do appreciate your attempt to wangle more gold from me though..... reminds me of somebody I know.... oh yes.... me! So I remind you of you, good to hear there is another person out there with impecable good taste, with an added flare for bloody murder and general mayhem, but enough with the narcisistic poppycock, I se now where the confusion has arisen, you have been using the advertising firm of Big, Bold and Bloody incompitent, hence the situation where one might see your promises of 50 gold for a kill, 100 gold for a big guy and 250 gold for a legend, as being outside of the pervese pleasure of bounty collecting from others that merely use your excelent facilitating services, though according to one Slim Y. B. Astard Cand Phil Law Honarious Win. D. Bag from Aldorf University, such advertising holds the owner of the advertising responcible for any accidental missgivings from said adverts, I can suggest in the future to use B. Lowhart and Sons, they have a rather good reputation. I appreciate the time you have taken and the advice you have given, so thank you. I refer you to our operating systems management firm I.D.N.T. Gif & Fuk Inc. for any further suggestions you may have.....
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 16:58:46 GMT
yup, that's a snotling
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Post by Squiggy on May 6, 2015 17:12:41 GMT
yup, that was a snotling ftfy :-)
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2015 11:14:19 GMT
Wow, I guess we have a snotling combo!
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