Post by havol on Mar 26, 2015 3:31:47 GMT
Over the hump, gentlemen! Over the hump!
Cant believe this season is slipping away so fast, can you? I mean... last week you were in total control of your destiny. A win would have surely guaranteed you a post-season birth and a legitimate shot at the Iron Crown. And what happens?!!! Some dirty fuck with nuffle's blessing comes along and picks up the ball in your tackle zone, dodges away safely to victory... MotherFuck!!!!
So I have the perfect cure for you, then... It's a fairly easy remedy. Shit, one that you could have prescribed for yourself if you weren't drowning yourself in a 36-pack of Natty light, you bastard!!!
Easy: go out there this week and truly give your opponent what he deserves!!! Bash him good. Put the boot in whenever his star player is down. Score the touchdown in grand fashion!! Let him miss the playoffs, and not you, good sir!!
Allright, then... you good? You pumped up? Good. Me too!! Now go unleash your vengeance on your MD4 foe:
Prrpl Peepl Eatrz v Neorromanticos
Yeah... maybe I was alluding to Oz and his Eatrz a bit there. But he's still my favorite to win this season. Have you looked at his team? Have you played against him? This guy's good, gents. Only problem is that the other guy across the table from him is also a star. Sure, Hirumazeo is missing Wollack, but you know what?, I think it'll give Hirum more of an advantage. C'mon... like 400k in induce?! Tel me you wouldn't pick something sweet...
PREDICTION:
I predict that Oz will dominate. A wiz won't help Hirum in this match as it did me. 2-0 in classic fashion. I just hope you kill that ducking ST5 blitez, Hirumazeo!!
DMS v Moar Dakka
DMS is riding super-high after the win of their lives, or un-lives if you will, last MD vs the Eatrz. Will they let their guard down this MD? Coach Wenteros surely thinks that win was a fluke (as does all the league, tbh). He's determined to prove so much. An even-steven match will serve to sort these teams in the rankings.
PREDICTION:
Like I said... an 'even-steven' nmatch. This is a regular pick-em. I'm taking Wenteros in a standard greenskin bashing. If not for the Wiz, I would have had the same thing versus Oz... 2-1 for Moar Dakka.
Gorland Inferno v Vengeance of Khorne
Coach Gorbag and the Inferno can lay claim to taking out the reigning MVP for Iron for this match day! Tooo bad they didn't force that bastard into retirement. I was counting on you, Gorbag... Coach Hudd and his retributors are surely in the gutter after letting the win escape their last match. I saw the replay, I know. They'll be out for Vengeance this week. How fitting, eh? One of those "I'm Batman" moments....
PREDICTION:
2-0 for the Vengeance. Again... fairly standard, but I think Gorbag unleashes a few nasty tricks and decimates the ranks of berserkers... (I hope I'm right!!)
Severe Drowsiness v Dr. Flugenheim's Freakshow
My perennial favorite. The Drow coached by Herr Longstreet are capable of anything. Can they overcome a 3 point deficit to steal their way into the playoffs yet again? Do you dare bet against them? Coach Wobert has made an awfully good spash in his welcomed return to the IP. It seems that coaches are giving wins away WIll Longstreet be the next?
PREDICTION:
Tough one here... After much deliberation with myself, methinks the Drow still have a lot going for them; mainly AG5-induced elfy BS. No one is safe from that. You better be prepared, Wobert.
3-2 for the Drow!
Madd Hatterzz v Slinky Jack's All Stars
Not too shabby for a last-minute substitute, is it? After a last-minute disqualification for the Pain, the Hatterzz have filled in admirably. Holding onto the last spot, they'll fight tooth-and-nail to maintain their position. Cap'n Jack Flash has other plans, though. A quick win will get him right back into the mix. C'mos, Sid... We're all behind you
PREDICTION:
hmm... this one's tough. I know Insidious and I KNOW he'll play tough. However, I know Dean won't lay down. It's not his style. 2-2 Draw. Tooth and nail. These two coaches will brawl it out. But no one will emerge victorious.
Word of Borf v Green and Gold
The surprise team this season is a refreshing surprise. Amidst all the bash is the lone twinkle, the lone twilight... (lol) Coach Parrigan is definitely feeling the effects of coaching an AV7 team in this division, however. Will he keep it up? Meanwhile, perennial contender Coach Manco and his Borf stand in the way. "you shall not pass" the proclaim wildly. It's up to you, Parrigan. What will you do?
PREDICTION:
If it's one thing Green and Gold do well, it's defy the odds. Sure, they'll sacrifice a few of their players to the gods, but they'll earn the victory and a shot a t the post season. 3-1 for G and G.
Well, ladies, that's all your mom's admin has for you this week. Please ensure you submit your match to BBM. Good killing!!!
Also, Hirumazeo, please upload your MD3 v Gorbag. Same to you, Deano and Longstreet. Thank you!
Cant believe this season is slipping away so fast, can you? I mean... last week you were in total control of your destiny. A win would have surely guaranteed you a post-season birth and a legitimate shot at the Iron Crown. And what happens?!!! Some dirty fuck with nuffle's blessing comes along and picks up the ball in your tackle zone, dodges away safely to victory... MotherFuck!!!!
So I have the perfect cure for you, then... It's a fairly easy remedy. Shit, one that you could have prescribed for yourself if you weren't drowning yourself in a 36-pack of Natty light, you bastard!!!
Easy: go out there this week and truly give your opponent what he deserves!!! Bash him good. Put the boot in whenever his star player is down. Score the touchdown in grand fashion!! Let him miss the playoffs, and not you, good sir!!
Allright, then... you good? You pumped up? Good. Me too!! Now go unleash your vengeance on your MD4 foe:
Prrpl Peepl Eatrz v Neorromanticos
Yeah... maybe I was alluding to Oz and his Eatrz a bit there. But he's still my favorite to win this season. Have you looked at his team? Have you played against him? This guy's good, gents. Only problem is that the other guy across the table from him is also a star. Sure, Hirumazeo is missing Wollack, but you know what?, I think it'll give Hirum more of an advantage. C'mon... like 400k in induce?! Tel me you wouldn't pick something sweet...
PREDICTION:
I predict that Oz will dominate. A wiz won't help Hirum in this match as it did me. 2-0 in classic fashion. I just hope you kill that ducking ST5 blitez, Hirumazeo!!
DMS v Moar Dakka
DMS is riding super-high after the win of their lives, or un-lives if you will, last MD vs the Eatrz. Will they let their guard down this MD? Coach Wenteros surely thinks that win was a fluke (as does all the league, tbh). He's determined to prove so much. An even-steven match will serve to sort these teams in the rankings.
PREDICTION:
Like I said... an 'even-steven' nmatch. This is a regular pick-em. I'm taking Wenteros in a standard greenskin bashing. If not for the Wiz, I would have had the same thing versus Oz... 2-1 for Moar Dakka.
Gorland Inferno v Vengeance of Khorne
Coach Gorbag and the Inferno can lay claim to taking out the reigning MVP for Iron for this match day! Tooo bad they didn't force that bastard into retirement. I was counting on you, Gorbag... Coach Hudd and his retributors are surely in the gutter after letting the win escape their last match. I saw the replay, I know. They'll be out for Vengeance this week. How fitting, eh? One of those "I'm Batman" moments....
PREDICTION:
2-0 for the Vengeance. Again... fairly standard, but I think Gorbag unleashes a few nasty tricks and decimates the ranks of berserkers... (I hope I'm right!!)
Severe Drowsiness v Dr. Flugenheim's Freakshow
My perennial favorite. The Drow coached by Herr Longstreet are capable of anything. Can they overcome a 3 point deficit to steal their way into the playoffs yet again? Do you dare bet against them? Coach Wobert has made an awfully good spash in his welcomed return to the IP. It seems that coaches are giving wins away WIll Longstreet be the next?
PREDICTION:
Tough one here... After much deliberation with myself, methinks the Drow still have a lot going for them; mainly AG5-induced elfy BS. No one is safe from that. You better be prepared, Wobert.
3-2 for the Drow!
Madd Hatterzz v Slinky Jack's All Stars
Not too shabby for a last-minute substitute, is it? After a last-minute disqualification for the Pain, the Hatterzz have filled in admirably. Holding onto the last spot, they'll fight tooth-and-nail to maintain their position. Cap'n Jack Flash has other plans, though. A quick win will get him right back into the mix. C'mos, Sid... We're all behind you
PREDICTION:
hmm... this one's tough. I know Insidious and I KNOW he'll play tough. However, I know Dean won't lay down. It's not his style. 2-2 Draw. Tooth and nail. These two coaches will brawl it out. But no one will emerge victorious.
Word of Borf v Green and Gold
The surprise team this season is a refreshing surprise. Amidst all the bash is the lone twinkle, the lone twilight... (lol) Coach Parrigan is definitely feeling the effects of coaching an AV7 team in this division, however. Will he keep it up? Meanwhile, perennial contender Coach Manco and his Borf stand in the way. "you shall not pass" the proclaim wildly. It's up to you, Parrigan. What will you do?
PREDICTION:
If it's one thing Green and Gold do well, it's defy the odds. Sure, they'll sacrifice a few of their players to the gods, but they'll earn the victory and a shot a t the post season. 3-1 for G and G.
Well, ladies, that's all your mom's admin has for you this week. Please ensure you submit your match to BBM. Good killing!!!
Also, Hirumazeo, please upload your MD3 v Gorbag. Same to you, Deano and Longstreet. Thank you!