Post by havol on Apr 2, 2015 2:03:24 GMT
Final Match Day, Gent's!!
It's very exciting to be at the finish line with all the participants having an equal hand at their destiny. I'm all for slightly longer leagues where the good teams and coaches really separate themselves from their peers. This season, however, has been very refreshing! Each and every week, coaches have spurred their teams to perform at the highest level possible. Take that extra GFI, dodge that extra TZ, take that 1D block... Every win counts!
Shall we get on with it then?! All right...
Group 1:
Vengeance of Khorne v Dead Man's Shoes
Since entering the league, Vengeance of Khorne have performed as their Coach expects. Having earned the slightest of margins in the standings, VoK will look to lay my team to rest once and for all. DMS, on the other hand has really struggled after a season-long hiatus. Maybe it's the dust, maybe it's the creaky old bones... At any rate, DMS will do their best to heap the skulls of His champions on His throne...
PREDICTION:
... Hudd really seems to have my number. I see this going down as a 1-1 draw. We'll let the other coaches decide our fates...
Purple Peepl Eatr'z v Gorland Inferno
Coming off a strong win, and boasting the second-highest TV in the league, Oz and his Eatr'z will look to swallow the Inferno whole. They're not looking to chew, just bite and swallow! The Inferno, on the other hand, will look for a bit of a personal victory in this one. Yes, they're the only team truly out of contention, but you know what?! I know Coach Gorbag, and I applaud his fervor. No matter how much he's down, he'll still play you tough and be pleasant on the pitch!!! You 'da man, Gorbag!
PREDICTION:
Though I may pull for hima nd his team each and every week, I just don't think the inducement money is enough to get Gorbag or the Inferno over the hump this week. 2-1 for the Eatr's. It's bullshit to have an ST5 blitzer... just utter BS, man...
Moar Daka v Neorromanticos
Dakka is on the rise... does that mean the Neorromanticos are on the decline?! This one's simple... win and get in. Lose and you're out. Draw and leave it to Nuffle. Are either of you prepare for that?! I know I wouldn't!!
PREDICTION:
Really tough to go against Hirum in this one... Is 100k+ of induce enough for Wenteros?? I predict Neorromanticos regaining their form and winning this outright 2-0. Maybe after another season, Wenteros!
Group 2:
Word of Borf v Dr. Flugenheim's Freakshow
1 v 4. Only three points separate these teams. The Freakshow started strong and has let their foot of the gas, while the Borf has ramped things up over the last few weeks. Either team is still absolutely frightening on a good day and still better than average when Nuffle interferes...
PREDICTION:
DRAW. I don't care the score, these teams will battle to a standstill. Call it a tune up for the playoffs?
Mad Hatterzz v Green and Gold
Speaking of quick starts... Green and Gold got off to a fast one! But in a league with bashy foes, one has to surely expect injuries, right, Parrigan?! Still absolutely dangerous, Green and Gold look to leap back into the playoffs after stealing one from the Hatterzz. The Hatterzz have won more than they've lost, but will looks to bury the GnG so they have no shot at the Crown!!
PREDICTION:
Too much tackle and too many defensive skills for GnG to overcome. Unless they roll some helpful *cough*BLITZ*cough* results on the kickoffs, I see the Hatterzz grinding this to a 2-1 result!
Slinky Jack's All Stars v Severe Drowsiness
MATCH OF THE WEEK!!
To be honest, I didn't think I'd ever see these two teams at the bottom of the standings in tandem, ladies and gentlemen... Two seasoned coaches with veteran squads. How have we come to this?! Oh, Nuffle, do you hate us this much?! We all know the answer: YES!!!
PREDICTION:
This is how the final match day should play for all involved, don't you think? Win or go home. That's right... the winner here has a legitimate shot at advancing int he playoffs while the loser will surely go home. Both coaches will go all out this math. But who will advance? I have a clue... but I'm not telling...
Well, that's all I have this week, ladies. Arrange your matches, upload to BBM, and kick some ass! (well... except for you Hudd... I'm tired of you kicking my ass!) Good luck, coaches!!!
It's very exciting to be at the finish line with all the participants having an equal hand at their destiny. I'm all for slightly longer leagues where the good teams and coaches really separate themselves from their peers. This season, however, has been very refreshing! Each and every week, coaches have spurred their teams to perform at the highest level possible. Take that extra GFI, dodge that extra TZ, take that 1D block... Every win counts!
Shall we get on with it then?! All right...
Group 1:
Vengeance of Khorne v Dead Man's Shoes
Since entering the league, Vengeance of Khorne have performed as their Coach expects. Having earned the slightest of margins in the standings, VoK will look to lay my team to rest once and for all. DMS, on the other hand has really struggled after a season-long hiatus. Maybe it's the dust, maybe it's the creaky old bones... At any rate, DMS will do their best to heap the skulls of His champions on His throne...
PREDICTION:
... Hudd really seems to have my number. I see this going down as a 1-1 draw. We'll let the other coaches decide our fates...
Purple Peepl Eatr'z v Gorland Inferno
Coming off a strong win, and boasting the second-highest TV in the league, Oz and his Eatr'z will look to swallow the Inferno whole. They're not looking to chew, just bite and swallow! The Inferno, on the other hand, will look for a bit of a personal victory in this one. Yes, they're the only team truly out of contention, but you know what?! I know Coach Gorbag, and I applaud his fervor. No matter how much he's down, he'll still play you tough and be pleasant on the pitch!!! You 'da man, Gorbag!
PREDICTION:
Though I may pull for hima nd his team each and every week, I just don't think the inducement money is enough to get Gorbag or the Inferno over the hump this week. 2-1 for the Eatr's. It's bullshit to have an ST5 blitzer... just utter BS, man...
Moar Daka v Neorromanticos
Dakka is on the rise... does that mean the Neorromanticos are on the decline?! This one's simple... win and get in. Lose and you're out. Draw and leave it to Nuffle. Are either of you prepare for that?! I know I wouldn't!!
PREDICTION:
Really tough to go against Hirum in this one... Is 100k+ of induce enough for Wenteros?? I predict Neorromanticos regaining their form and winning this outright 2-0. Maybe after another season, Wenteros!
Group 2:
Word of Borf v Dr. Flugenheim's Freakshow
1 v 4. Only three points separate these teams. The Freakshow started strong and has let their foot of the gas, while the Borf has ramped things up over the last few weeks. Either team is still absolutely frightening on a good day and still better than average when Nuffle interferes...
PREDICTION:
DRAW. I don't care the score, these teams will battle to a standstill. Call it a tune up for the playoffs?
Mad Hatterzz v Green and Gold
Speaking of quick starts... Green and Gold got off to a fast one! But in a league with bashy foes, one has to surely expect injuries, right, Parrigan?! Still absolutely dangerous, Green and Gold look to leap back into the playoffs after stealing one from the Hatterzz. The Hatterzz have won more than they've lost, but will looks to bury the GnG so they have no shot at the Crown!!
PREDICTION:
Too much tackle and too many defensive skills for GnG to overcome. Unless they roll some helpful *cough*BLITZ*cough* results on the kickoffs, I see the Hatterzz grinding this to a 2-1 result!
Slinky Jack's All Stars v Severe Drowsiness
MATCH OF THE WEEK!!
To be honest, I didn't think I'd ever see these two teams at the bottom of the standings in tandem, ladies and gentlemen... Two seasoned coaches with veteran squads. How have we come to this?! Oh, Nuffle, do you hate us this much?! We all know the answer: YES!!!
PREDICTION:
This is how the final match day should play for all involved, don't you think? Win or go home. That's right... the winner here has a legitimate shot at advancing int he playoffs while the loser will surely go home. Both coaches will go all out this math. But who will advance? I have a clue... but I'm not telling...
Well, that's all I have this week, ladies. Arrange your matches, upload to BBM, and kick some ass! (well... except for you Hudd... I'm tired of you kicking my ass!) Good luck, coaches!!!