Post by havol on Apr 9, 2015 5:36:50 GMT
Well... one things for certain! The regular season is over and the following teams have definitely earned a right to don the Iron Crown:
Neorromanticos coached by Hirumazeo the Immortal
This team and coach never disappoint, now do they?! Time and again, they manage to pull through the worst of seasons to emerge as favorites for the Crown. Despite the loss of their second-best player, Neorromanticos have never kept their eye on the prize. This season will prove to be the most difficult yet, but do you really want to bet against this bunch?
Player Spotlight:
We're all very accustomed to hearing all about Wollack Melenablanca. But it's all for good reason, gentlemen... the deadliest player in the league is also the most valuable. Wollack is the key to Neorromanticos victory. Without him, Coach Hirumazeo might as well set his sights on next season.
Word of Borf coached by Mr. Manco
Limping into the playoffs with a very much wounded team, Word of Borf might be the biggest underdog of the post-season. The tussle with the Freakshow have left their mark and it's up to this coach to rebound and cause an upset!
Player Spotlight:
Flabrad the Blit... wait... oh, that's right... he's MNG. In that case... the real player to watch out for is Tuckber... wait?! Him, too?! Well, shit, Manco... your two best players are missing and you're sporting a TV that would feel more at home in Bronze. Good luck, ser.
Slinky Jack's All Stars coached by His Majesty, Insidious
The party just wouldn't be the same without some old faces, now would it? Having found a back door even when his invitation was 'lost' in the mail, the All Stars boast the highest TV and one of the most well-rounded teams in the Quarters. Will this finally be the season that Sid claims the Crown?
Player Spotlight:
In this case, it's going to be a trio highlight: Khan, Zappa, and Draco are the backbone of this machine. If you allow them to run wild, then they'll surely make you pay!! Choose your poison, gentlemen.
Dead Man's Shoes coached by Your Mom's Admin
Nothing to see here... Move along...
Player Spotlight:
I said keep moving...
Mad Hatterzz coached by SmokeyDean
Not bad for a last-second stand in, eh? Coach Deano has done spectacularly this season. He'll look to continue his run to the Crown in the Quarterfinals. Boasting the only record without a loss, the Hatterzz are poised to do well and go deep into the playoffs.
Player Spotlight:
Graken Silverlegs has always been key to victory for the Hatterzz. I mean, how many blodging ST5 Minotaurs have you seen? If this player can remain upright and hitting the opposition, then I see no reason to bet against Somkey Dean and his Cheat, er, I mean Chorfs
Dr. Flugenheim's Freakshow coached by Woberto the Damned
Like I wrote last week; what a great return showing for a storied Ironbreakers Coach. Coach Woberto 'the damned' started fast and finished strong. Sporting two of the deadliest players in the Post season could boost this team all the way to the final!
Player Spotlight:
Who else but Rip 'the ripper' Ripley?! ST4, MB, Tackle, Wrestle, and MA8 makes this fellow very difficult to plan for. Able to operate independently, this team will go whichever way this outstanding player leads them...
Prr'pl Pee'pl Eat'rz coached by DocOz3000
They traveled far to get to the promised land... Word had it that Iron Phoenix was where all the good teams play. The PPE's headed for glory soon after they heard. And, folks, now they're here! You've surely felt their pain, no?! Well, if you haven't, then you will sooner than later...
Player Spotlight:
Who else but Takzog Goblinluva?! Just check his cheater-ass stats... They speak for themselves. Bastard...
Vengeance of Khorne coached by Lord Hudd
Rage. Pure and simple Rage. That's what fuels this bunch. Up the pitch and then back down. A team never to be underestimated (I don't know anyone crazy enough to do that, but still...) VoK comes into the Playoffs reeling from a Nuffling (maybe their first ever!) in their last match of the regular season. How will they rebound? Yeah, just like that. That's how I expect them to rebound...
Player Spotlight:
As with the PPE's... who else but the Mighty King Billy?! So long as he focuses his rage on the other players, Lord Hudd's gameplan is safe. But when his rage is unfocused, it's anyone's match!!
Enjoy, Gentlemen!
Neorromanticos coached by Hirumazeo the Immortal
This team and coach never disappoint, now do they?! Time and again, they manage to pull through the worst of seasons to emerge as favorites for the Crown. Despite the loss of their second-best player, Neorromanticos have never kept their eye on the prize. This season will prove to be the most difficult yet, but do you really want to bet against this bunch?
Player Spotlight:
We're all very accustomed to hearing all about Wollack Melenablanca. But it's all for good reason, gentlemen... the deadliest player in the league is also the most valuable. Wollack is the key to Neorromanticos victory. Without him, Coach Hirumazeo might as well set his sights on next season.
Word of Borf coached by Mr. Manco
Limping into the playoffs with a very much wounded team, Word of Borf might be the biggest underdog of the post-season. The tussle with the Freakshow have left their mark and it's up to this coach to rebound and cause an upset!
Player Spotlight:
Flabrad the Blit... wait... oh, that's right... he's MNG. In that case... the real player to watch out for is Tuckber... wait?! Him, too?! Well, shit, Manco... your two best players are missing and you're sporting a TV that would feel more at home in Bronze. Good luck, ser.
Slinky Jack's All Stars coached by His Majesty, Insidious
The party just wouldn't be the same without some old faces, now would it? Having found a back door even when his invitation was 'lost' in the mail, the All Stars boast the highest TV and one of the most well-rounded teams in the Quarters. Will this finally be the season that Sid claims the Crown?
Player Spotlight:
In this case, it's going to be a trio highlight: Khan, Zappa, and Draco are the backbone of this machine. If you allow them to run wild, then they'll surely make you pay!! Choose your poison, gentlemen.
Dead Man's Shoes coached by Your Mom's Admin
Nothing to see here... Move along...
Player Spotlight:
I said keep moving...
Mad Hatterzz coached by SmokeyDean
Not bad for a last-second stand in, eh? Coach Deano has done spectacularly this season. He'll look to continue his run to the Crown in the Quarterfinals. Boasting the only record without a loss, the Hatterzz are poised to do well and go deep into the playoffs.
Player Spotlight:
Graken Silverlegs has always been key to victory for the Hatterzz. I mean, how many blodging ST5 Minotaurs have you seen? If this player can remain upright and hitting the opposition, then I see no reason to bet against Somkey Dean and his Cheat, er, I mean Chorfs
Dr. Flugenheim's Freakshow coached by Woberto the Damned
Like I wrote last week; what a great return showing for a storied Ironbreakers Coach. Coach Woberto 'the damned' started fast and finished strong. Sporting two of the deadliest players in the Post season could boost this team all the way to the final!
Player Spotlight:
Who else but Rip 'the ripper' Ripley?! ST4, MB, Tackle, Wrestle, and MA8 makes this fellow very difficult to plan for. Able to operate independently, this team will go whichever way this outstanding player leads them...
Prr'pl Pee'pl Eat'rz coached by DocOz3000
They traveled far to get to the promised land... Word had it that Iron Phoenix was where all the good teams play. The PPE's headed for glory soon after they heard. And, folks, now they're here! You've surely felt their pain, no?! Well, if you haven't, then you will sooner than later...
Player Spotlight:
Who else but Takzog Goblinluva?! Just check his cheater-ass stats... They speak for themselves. Bastard...
Vengeance of Khorne coached by Lord Hudd
Rage. Pure and simple Rage. That's what fuels this bunch. Up the pitch and then back down. A team never to be underestimated (I don't know anyone crazy enough to do that, but still...) VoK comes into the Playoffs reeling from a Nuffling (maybe their first ever!) in their last match of the regular season. How will they rebound? Yeah, just like that. That's how I expect them to rebound...
Player Spotlight:
As with the PPE's... who else but the Mighty King Billy?! So long as he focuses his rage on the other players, Lord Hudd's gameplan is safe. But when his rage is unfocused, it's anyone's match!!
Enjoy, Gentlemen!