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Post by autismawareness/joejohnheath on Apr 30, 2015 1:40:25 GMT
FLYERS APPEARING IN THE PUBS
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Post by Ren Höek on Apr 30, 2015 8:17:04 GMT
Ewww... I'm gonna have nightmares. Felt confident about my upcoming season in Bronze. But now I am hesitating... is this really a league for me? I enjoy life... .
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Post by WingSteel on Apr 30, 2015 8:49:35 GMT
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Post by autismawareness/joejohnheath on May 15, 2015 16:26:20 GMT
Have you seen today's issue of The Goblin Globe? For those of you to cheap to buy it, this is what it said: For weeks the streets have been buzzing. The people have been waiting for the great Snata and the Poor Saps Filling In to make their return to the Blood Bowl arenas! After a four-year hiatus, it happened this morning. They faced off against Coach Oni Goku and Pox Invictus. You could feel the electricity in the air as the two teams took the field for their pre-game stretches. Putrid followers of Nurgle, shifty little gobbo bastards, and Blood Bowl fans of old- the real dregs of society, lined the streets trying to force their way in. As usual in PSFI games, fights broke out sporadically. There were only 17 stabbings, so that was an improvement! Inside, fans lined up for their Pox Invictus and PSFI merchandise. One of the biggest sellers of the night was the fully functional Poor Saps chainsaw with a picture of Snata on one side and his autograph and number on the other. They came in large, medium, small and children sizes- a real treat for the whole family. Coach Oni Goku and his team took to the field first. Stomp, stomp, clap. Stomp, stomp, clap. That's what the rotting disciples were doing when their theme song, “We Will Pox You” by Spleen started playing. When their intro was over Pox fans cheered and Saps fans jeered. Numerous fights broke out and some psycho PSFI fans put their new chainsaws to use. After a few minutes of this, BB officials were able to calm it down by threatening a game cancellation. Normally, an action that would incite a full-on riot, the Saps fans calmed down to a dull roar so they could witness the return of their team. Many took the opportunity to pick up the rotted ears, fingers, and limbs from the ground as souvenirs. Fireworks started booming. Smoke sprayed up from both sides of the PSFI entrance and clouded the area. The whole stadium was quiet. You could have heard a pin drop. Suddenly, a big ball like object was whirring around in the dense smoke. A screeching war cry was heard as Tipbi, the Fanatic was released and came spinning on to the field. He was followed by the two trolls that were containing him- Stoneguff and Bellypuke. They were trailed by teammates Gimpak, Bogta, Grubbra, Cheekfag, Libpak, Nogpig, Unzag, Snotpok, and Zigstump. The whole team was there minus one glaring exception. Cries of “Where's Snata?” were heard around the stadium. “Snata, Snata, Snata!” the crowd chanted. “Snata, Snata, Snata!” Run dun dun dun dun, run dun dun dun dun. Run dun dun dun dun, run dun dun dun dun. Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaangh. The crowd could hear a chainsaw inside the smoke. Run dun dun dun dun, run dun dun dun dun. Run dun dun dun dun, run dun dun dun dun. Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaangh. A beastly troll in the crowd screamed, “Snata, we love you!” Children cried. Women fainted. Suddenly a towering figure began to emerge from the smoke. It was Morg n' Thorg carrying Snata out on his shoulder! The crowd went wild! Everyone was on their feet cheering. No one had expected to see the legend today. (To be continued.) Apparently, the editor of the Goblin Globe was so frantic to be the first to put it out, that he didn't get to covering the actual game yet!
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Post by autismawareness/joejohnheath on May 15, 2015 21:22:11 GMT
Game 1, Pox Invictus vs. Poor Saps continued.
Nurgle devout rushed the field as Pox Invictus kicked to the Poor Saps. Only 4 of the Saps (including Morg n' Thorg) were left standing. Seeing what was taking place, Libpak pointed and shouted to Zigstump, “Give me that damn ball!” Zigstump scooped it up and handed it to Libpak. Libpak yelled to Morg n' Thorg, “Give me a boost?” Morg n' Thorg grinned. “Sure enough little guy,” as he picked him up and chucked him over the heads of Pox Invictus. Libpak flew through the air and landed on his feet. He took off running and didn't look back. When he thought he couldn't run any more, he forced himself to go two extra steps and scored! 1-0 Saps.
The refs caught Snata the Looney and Tipbi the Fanatic coming off the field after they scraped themselves up off the ground. Coach AA was able to bribe one ref to look the other way for Tipbi, but the flag was thrown on Snata. His big comeback and he didn't really even get a chance to participate! Snata, being the superstar that he is, decided he would be useful in other ways. He walked up and down the sidelines, revving his chainsaw, whipping the crowd into a frenzy.
PSFI kicked then kicked ball to Pox Invictus for their turn 1. It was a high kick and Qhay Sha easily got under it and caught the ball. A couple of the PI guys tried to take out Libpak in retaliation for the embarrassment that had just occurred. He got bounced around a bit, but stayed up, and stayed strong. Both trolls got laid out though. In fact, Bellypuke died, but regenned. He ran off to the sidelines to catch his breath. Morg n' Thorg ko'd the pestigor Slaa Grr, who was trying to block for Qhay Sha. The Beast of Nurgle, Yhaz'a of Mucus, was able to keep a couple of gobos in place... he did a great job of this the whole game. Not one player from PSFI was able to escape his grips (when he was paying attention). A few of the Saps were able to break free and head back towards their endzone to try to block the way and stop Qhay Sha from scoring. Zigstump was able to take out Lue, a rotter who was standing in the way for Qhay Sha. Lue had multiple injuries and had to be hauled off of the field. From that point, the PI men were able to put about half the PSFI team down on the ground. Morg n' Thorg witnessed this and dodged out of a warriors tackle zone to hit Qhay Sha. He laid him out and the ball scattered. In the middle of the action, Janu, a rotter ended up tripping over his own feet and took a couple of injuries and Gimpak the Pogoer and Mi Kharg the Pestigor were ko'd. Qhay Sha was able to get up, recover the ball, and score right at the end of the half. Score 1-1.
Pox Invictus got the ball right back at the beginning of the second half. Bellypuke the Troll was injured right away (once again). Luckily, he was only badly hurt this time. The PI guys also instantly smashed Stoneguff down to the ground. The trolls were having a horrible time. The best thing that they did all day was hold back Tipbi before the team took the field, so he wouldn't injure his comrades. Slaa Grr the Pestigor scooped up the ball about half way between the line of scrimmage and the endzone. Tipbi was absolutely uncontrollable at his point. He ko'd his pal, Unzag, before knocking a couple of Nurgle Warriors over. One of PSFI's goblins, Grubbra, snuck through the line of scrimmage to try to meet Slaa Grr head on. Morg n' Thorg attempted to chuck one of his buddies down the field to help him out, but it just didn't work out. A pestigor named Cra Grrark charged to Slaa's defense and layed Grubbra out. Five of the Pox guys tried to make an attempt on the life of Tipbi, but all they could do was move him over a bit, which put him in a position to take Slaa Grr out, which he did with the help of Morg n' Thorg. Zigstump was able to take advantage of this and snatch the ball up for the Saps! Cra Grrark and Qhay Sha teamed up to take Zigstump out of the game. Lucky for AA and the Saps, he was only badly hurt. In retaliation, Morg ko'd Slaa Grr and Tipbi ko'd Morgus Ta'avar, a Nurgle Warrior. Meanwhile, Grubbra tried to distract the duo that just took out Zigstump. He stood between them while Cheekfag grabbed the ball. Qhay Sha was the only one that fell for it and Cra Grrark blitzed Cheekfag. Nothing came of it and Cheekfag ducked and dodged hiw way to the endzone. Score 2-1 Saps.
On turn 13, Morg kicked the ball into the farthest corner of the pitch, making it very difficult for Pox Invictus. They were not pleased. They were finally able to harness some of their anger and kill Libpak. One of the fans were quoted saying “It was a horrible sight that beast literally ripped off his head and shat down his throat!” Another said, “I guess that demonstrates why the little fellas are better off running in fear, instead of showing the testicular fortitude that poor Libpak did at the beginning of the game.” Cra Grrark attempted to reach the ball but fell and knocked it out of bounds. The fans chucked it in and it ended up in a much more favorable position for the Nurgle players. Because of the turnover, they were not able to take advantage of said positioning though. PSFI was able to tie up the opposition and put a few guys in between the line of scrimmage and the ball. Gimpak was able to bounce his way to it and picked it up. He took off for the corner of the field (opposite to Cra Grrark's locaion). Yhaz'a ko'd Grubrra, and Cra Grrark raced from the corner of the field to try to stop the score. He did actually make it to him. He went through Unzag and had to make some crazy dodges, but just couldn't put Gimpak down. Patho Vah'Ghul, a Nurgle Warrior ended taking Bogta, a goblin out of the game. Unzag knocked Cra Grark down and out of Gimpak's way and PSFI scored on the last turn of the game. 3-1 Saps.
Personal note: If you have any suggestions or constructive criticisms for my writing, I am all ears. I do think my stuff is a lot drier than the other guys, but I am working on it. (That's one reason I like to brighten it up a bit with pics from time to time.) Thanks for reading!
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Post by autismawareness/joejohnheath on May 20, 2015 6:26:57 GMT
RATZ VS PSFI TAKE 1
RATZ kick of to PSFI. Grubrra and Cheekfag lay out a couple of linemen. Tipbi knocks over another and whacks the guy Grubrra put down. Both the guys he hit were seeing stars. Morg picks up the ball. Snata misses stormvermin, Jumbke Beastmaster, who is in contact with Grubrra. Nogpig comes down to help Snata and Grubrra out. Grubrra knocks stormvermin to the ground. Snata KO's Jumble Scuttle, the gutter runner. Tipbi puts Jumbuk the Itchy on his stomach. Zigstump KO's Jumbke Beastmaster. Gimpak, the pogoer, puts down Jobscire the Lethal. Breakcut Jumanji, the rat ogre chases his tail almost the whole half. Unzag makes Jumbre the Lethal shrivel up into the fetal position after a good running hit to the gut. Stoneguff bops Jobscire the Lethal on the top of the head and makes him collapse. Jumbad Venom, the gutter runner, tries to make something happen and trips over some goblins, badly hurting himself. Tipbi lays out Jumbfle Sneek with a smack to the dome with his ball and chain. Unzag makes Jumbuk the Itchy eat dirt while Morg runs around him with nothing but an open field in between him and the endzone. Snata KO's Jumbform Cutter and the trolls double team the rat ogre and one of them shoves him down. Jobscire decides that enough is enough, gets up, and KO's Unzag. JuJu Weeij follows suit and knocks down Cheekfag. Meanwhile, Morg rushes down to the 1 yard line with a few gobo blockers. Tipbi sends Jumbre the Lethal off the pitch into the crowd. Snata fouls and KO's Jumbfle Sneek. Jobscire retaliates... he hits Snata from behind and puts him down. Stoneguff and Jaltamute from Hell knock each other down. Breakcut Jumanji goes nuts. He frenzies and KO's poor Cheekfag. Jobscire trips and badly hurts himself as Morg runs in the score. 1-0 PSFI turn 8.
Breakcut Jumanji (rat ogre) passes out from the heat.
PSFI kicks to the RATZ. The Ratz don't have time or manpower to do anything this half. 1 turn and 6 ratmen vs 10 PSFI guys... with the perfect defense. They knock over Stoneguff and Snotpok. Still 1-0 PSFI.
With the sweltering heat, 6 PSFI kick off to 8 RATZ.
Suddenly Coach AA wakes up and realizes this was just a dream. It was so real though! He could taste the victory.
The game stalled out on us. I could not let the game go without making a note of it. It is not likely that I will get a repeat of that. I was very lucky up until the point that it was all completely irrelevant. I didn't put a lot of time or fluff into this particular write up because of the circumstances.
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Post by autismawareness/joejohnheath on May 26, 2015 20:10:07 GMT
Tipbi, the fanatic, just scored a major endorsement!
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Post by autismawareness/joejohnheath on Jun 1, 2015 23:21:07 GMT
PSFI vs Wolfmen of the Old World
Before the match, longtime PSFI player, Gimpak had complaints about his contract. He thought he should be making more money. Coach AA told the pogoer to take a flying leap and bounced his ass off the team. Because of this, the team was able to hire on the bombardier, only known as “The Brown Bomber” and another goblin called Snuggles. In addition, because of the Gimpak cut, AA was able to field the legendary troll Ripper!
The Wolfmen kicked off to the Saps to start the game. Tipbi, who had just scored his new endorsement with MadCap Brew Co, started the half out pushing a lineman out of the way and KO'ing Borkr Gunnbiorn (another lineman). Stoneguff, the troll, wasted no time putting Ab Staffanson face down in the dirt. A few of the gobbos and Snata made a cage for Zigstump as he scooped up the ball. Bellypuke, the Saps' other troll started to blitz but forgot where he was and started playing with the “pretty butterflies.”
The norsemen lined up as many men as they could in direct contact with the PSFI frontline. Yhetee, Uggr Drosboi blitzed and KO'd Stoneguff. Ottar Gesturson, the lineman that Tipbi just pushed out of the way, tried to dodge away from the fanatic. Tipbi slung the spiked metal ball in front of Ottar. He tripped over Tipbi's chain and hurt himself badly. Zigstump and the cage took advantage of this and moved the ball up the field. Ab Staffanson had just rolled over on his back when Tipbi whacked him with his ball and turned him over again. Tipbi was all amped up on that MadCap! He smashed him again and knocked him out.. then he flung that ball and chain over his shoulder and took the Wolfmen's star yhetee out of the game! Bellypuke, after already displaying a mindset of numbnuttery, pushed one of the Norse linemen into Zigstump's cage. Luckily Bogta quickly corrected Bellypuke's error and pushed him away from his teammates. Unfortunately, he had to blitz to do so and left another lineman in contact with the cage and was able to put Grubbra down. Hall Vigfussson, the lineman that Bellypuke and Bogta both traded blows with, bounced back and had a clear shot on Zigstump. He was badly hurt and they carried him off on a stretcher. Vigfussson laughed, then flexed and let out a guttural howl.
Someone in the crowd yelled, “Bellypuke, you make me sick!” Then the die hard Saps fans started chanting, “BP sucks! BP sucks!” Tipbi, who was still spinning out of control was left with a couple of norsemen and KO'd himself trying to smash them. “Boo. Boooooo,” came from the stands. Snata couldn't take it anymore. “No one boos the Saps,” he thought out loud. He took the chainsaw to Hall Vigfussson and missed! He brought it back around again and connected with Hall's face. He sliced him open and the chainsaw buzzed as it broke up his jawbone. Snata hissed and spit at Hall as he laid on the ground and tried to hold his face together. The crowd went wild! “Snata! Snata! Snata!”
Haraldbera, the blitzer was hovering over the ball and Cheekfag took Snata's lead and put him on his back. Snotpok grabbed the ball and made a run up the field towards the endzone and Bogta trailed him in order to keep the defenders off his back. Haraldbera was pissed off after being put down by a goblin. He jumped up and smashed Unzag, knocking him out. Hrafnoddr, the runner, grabbed Snata's chainsaw, trying to pry it from his hands. Snata wouldn't let go so Hrafnoddr just smashed the chainsaw engine up into Snata's face. Snata was knocked out cold, laying in a puddle of blood that came from his nose and split lip... but he still held on to his chainsaw.
Aulver the Stalker (werewolf) attempted to take out Ripper. He hit him once and pushed him. He was in a frenzy and wanted blood and hit him again. This time he got Ripper square in the chest with his helmet and knocked himself out. Snotpok saw two norsemen coming for him. He got scared and turned on the jets to outrun them and score. Turn 4 1-0 PSFI (at this point 4 KO's and 1 casualty and 2 players ejected for use of secret weapons for PSFI and 3 KO's and 3 casualties for the Wolfmen.)
Aulver and Borkr woke up on the Norse side while all of the Saps were still out cold for the kickoff to the Wolfmen. The Saps had the perfect defense (or so Coach AA thought). Haraldbera smashed the poor rookie, Snuggles and took him out of the game. Aulver put Snotpok on his back. Ospakr Geirson picked up the ball and chucked it to Hrafnoddr, who couldn't hold on to it, and he fumbled the ball. Ripper blitzed and KO'd Ospakr, and Bellypuke once again pushed a norseman where he shouldn't have (directly next to the ball.) Nogpig tried to dodge away from one of the Wolfmen and tripped and fell. Haraldbera put Cheekfag down. Grimr Grimsson came from the backfield, picked up the ball, and handed it off to Hrafnoddr, who then blitzed Snotpok and dropped him.
Nogpig, The Brown Bomber, and Grubbra surrounded Hrafnoddr and tried to take him out, but failed. Grubbra ended up falling in front of Hrafnoddr as he sidestepped his way further down the field. Aulver the Stalker sent The Brown Bomber off the pitch with a frenzied attack and knocked him out. Haraldbera knocked Cheekfag down in the dirt again as soon as he got up. Bellypuke decided to play with the butterflies some more, and Ripper chucked Bogta down the field into the action. Bogta, Snotpok, Grubbra, and Nogpig all ganged up on Aulver to send him off of the field, and Nogpig ran after the ball carrier but tripped over his own shoe laces and knocked himself out. Bogta and Grubbra made one last attempt to stop Hrafnoddr from scoring, but Grubbra ended up tripping over the leg of Grimr Grimsson. Grimr then sent Bogta off the pitch and Hrafnoddr proceeded to do his endzone dance. End of first half 1-1 tie. (PSFI had 4 KO's, 2 casualites, and 2 secret weapons. The Wolfmen had 2 KO's, 3 casualties and 1 guy standing on the sidelines.)
One of the Saps woke from their slumber! Too bad it was Tipbi, who was immediately flagged and ejected from the game. The others, including Stoneguff the troll, did not make it back in. On the other hand, Coach Cradle had some smelling salts and both of his players jumped to their feet. Perfect defense again for PSFI!
Aulver starts the second half out by KO'ing Cheekfag, while Haraldbera made Grubbra see stars. Grimr picked up the ball and passed it to Hrafnoddr. Ripper picked up Snotpok and chucked him directly next to Hrafnoddr. Bellypuke spaced out as usual. With Snotpok's help, Bogta tried to take down Hrafnoddr, but could only push him out of the way. Snotpok didn't get his attempt because Hrafnoddr smartly sidestepped in the other direction. Aulver smacked Bogta around and threw him to the ground. Ripper picked up Bogta this time and threw him. Bogta landed on his back and laid next to the runner. Haraldbera knocked over Snotpok. Bellypuke also gets hit and lays down. He finally gets up to do something! He goes after a guy... gets dizzy as hell and falls on his face. At this point, Aulver and his boys are having their way with Ripper. The knock him down and stomp him for good measure. Bogta and Snotpok team up on Haraldbera and put him on his stomach. Aulver continues to egg on his guys and play with Ripper. PSFI makes one last ditch effort to save the game. Bellypuke somehow musters a blitz- a real blitz! He knocks over Aulver. Ripper comes around from behind Bellypuke and picks up Bogta. He tosses him into the group of norsemen in front of the endzone. Boom! Bogta hurts Haraldbera but breaks his jaw on the fall. They knock Ripper over again. Bellypuke tries to get Aulver again, but knocks himself down instead. Hrafnoddr scores again! 2-1 Wolfmen.
Stoneguff, Nogpig, and Cheekfag wake up and decide to join the party on turn 16. Coach AA lines the saps up to get a 1 turn td, but the ball is kicked one space away from their own endzone and all hope is gone. The Saps lose for the first time this season.
The Brown Bomber and Snuggles had a rough first time out. Bellypuke was pummeled with garbage as he left the stadium. You could hear Gimpak off in the distance somewhere, laughing hysterically.
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Post by autismawareness/joejohnheath on Jun 3, 2015 6:18:25 GMT
Meet one of the newest additions to the team, The Brown Bomber.
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Post by autismawareness/joejohnheath on Jun 10, 2015 4:31:39 GMT
PSFI vs Parental Advisory (Und)- Ren Bellypuke had been going on a downward spiral since last game. The fans truly hate him, and they made him aware of that fact. As one of the higher paid players on the team, the troll bought a brand new carriage at the beginning of the season. It has repeatedly been vandalized. Saps fans have been scratching the sides with their swords, daggers, and claws and various obscenities have been painted on it as well. One day, it was even up on wooden blocks and its wheels were missing. He had to go into hiding because every time he showed his face in public, he was pelted with trash and rotten food. Tipbi, who had a great game last time around, has recently been thrust in the spotlight in the MadCap Brew Co. ads. His week was the opposite of Bellypuke's. The fans loved him. Tipbi merchandise has been selling like crazy. In fact, the only player on the team that had more stuff with his image sold on it in the past week was the great Snata! This game, the owners decided to hand out Tipbi ball and chain toys to the first 500 youngsters to come in the stadium. Although the “toys” were much smaller and lighter than Tipbi's, the crowd was full of people getting “brained” and knocked out by the little ones in the stands. Bellypuke's mind was elsewhere when the ball went sailing overhead. The first play of the game he was staring off into space, thinking about how badly the crowd wanted to take him out, when he was supposed to block. The other troll, Stoneguff knocked down Po, one of he underworld goblins on the line. A juiced up Tipbi let his ball rip. First whack, he took Kermit the Frog out of the game! Tipbi then proceeded to knock down the Warpstone Troll, Big Bird. Zigstump picked up the ball, and moved into position behind Morg n' Thorg. Some of the gobbos surrounded the downed Big Bird and Snata let loose with his chainsaw. Lucky for Big Bird, the blade did not penetrate and he rolled over on his stomach, attempting to shield his most susceptible areas. The ref spotted the use of the chainsaw, but decided to look the other way when Coach AA tossed a small bag of gold at his feet. Linerat, Dora the Explorer, snuck around and made a big hit on Snata, sending him facedown in the dirt. A bunch of the under-gobbos gathered to block the cage with the ball carrier. Morg n' Thorg KO'd the second Kermit the Frog (by coincidence, Ren happened to hire two dudes with the same name). Tipbi let loose and knocked over Garfield and pushed Big Bird around on the ground some more. Stoneguff and Bellypuke were both distracted for the next two plays, while Morg n' Thorg was able to KO PO, another goblin from the PA team. Unzag knocked Dipsy violently down to the ground. Dora sent Nogpig flying down into the pitch, opening up a gap for Mr. Rodgers, who smashed Zigstump so hard that he took him out of the game, and the ball went flying off of the field. The crowd chucked it back in. It bounced off of Bellypukes head and on the ground next to him. Annie Broccoli rushed over to grab the ball while Bellypuke was looking around to see what happened. She picked up the ball and tossed it to Cookie Monster, whose hands were full with (you guessed it) cookies and the ball rolled away from him. Stoneguff, Snata, and Unzag surrounded the ball, and Morg laid Cookie Monster out, and then completed a four-cornered cage around the ball. Bellypuke finally spotted Annie Broccoli next to him and smashed her down. Big Bird had just gotten back up when Tipbi knocked him down again. Tipbi then bounced the ball off of the warpstone troll with such force that the troll flew down the field some more. Snotpok dodged around Mr. Rodgers and dove into the cage and scooped up the ball. Mr. Rodgers then blitzed and knocked Unzag down and slid in next to Snotpok. Grubbra rewarded Mr. Rodgers by KOing him. Morg tried to get Dipsy, but Dipsy sidestepped out of the way into contact with Snotpok, who held the ball in one hand, and clothes-lined him with the other and put him down right away. Due to some bad coaching from AA, stuff started to fall apart at this point. Stoneguff left the cage for no good reason. (In the mess of players, I forgot which one had the ball. I couldn't see it very good with the white pitch. I really really hate the white pitch.) Snata and Tipbi both did their best to cover down to repair the mistake. Luckily, when Cookie Monster tried to take a swipe at Snata, he missed. Cookie Monster stumbled, but regained his step as he dodged away from Tipbi. Laa-Laa stomped on the downed Unzag, who they had to haul off on a stretcher. Morg slapped Dipsy down to the ground, and Grubbra got a good hit in on Laa-Laa. Snata swiped at Dipsy while he was down but missed. He was distracted when Big Bird slammed Cheekfag and took him out of the game. Snata went after Big Bird and put him face down. Morg tried to take advantage of this. He grabbed Snotpok to try to chuck him down the field, but the slimy little bugger slipped and fell to the ground. The ball slipped from his hands as his breath got knocked out of him and he laid there. PA was able to take advantage of this and Garfield grabbed the ball and tossed it to Dipsy, who was waiting close to the endzone. Nogpig saw this and tried to stop Dipsy. Snata also saw Dipsy heading to the endzone and charged forward. Nogpig grabbed Dipsy's legs while Snata took the saw to his head and sent him to the afterlife. The ball bounced out of Dipsy's hands and Snata bobbled it a bit, but finally caught it one-handed. Parental Advisory's apothecary was able to work a miracle and brought Dipsy back to life. At the end of the half, tied 0-0. Tipbi and Snata were both flagged and sent off the field for use of their SWs. At the beginning of the second half, the Saps were able to pull off a blitz! They were able to get 4 guys (including Morg) surround the ball. Big Bird knocked down Bellypuke and Garfield came from behind and blitzed The Brown Bomber, who was able to dodge his attack. Mr. Rodgers was able to wrestle the great Morg n' Thorg down to the ground, and Dora the Explorer tried to take advantage, jumping into the middle of the massive group of PSFI and PA players but the ball squirted right out the side of the group. Morg got back up and KO'd Pippi Longstocking and Snotpok pushed Po away from the ball. The Brown Bomber chucked a bomb and the force knocked over Dora the Explorer, as well as himself. Big Bird blitzed Morg. As he was about to smash into the mountain of an Ogre, he hesitated at the last second and slipped on a puddle of blood on the field, falling at Morg n' Thorg's feet. Morg turned and smashed Annie Broccoli down, and she lost all bearing of where she was. Bellypuke attempted a blitz, but was distracted, again thinking of his treatment over the past week. Snotpok tried to grab the ball, but just couldn't make it happen. He accidentally kicked it as he was reaching down and the ball rolled away. Garfield and Cookie Monster were able to knock down The Brown Bomber and Grubbra. Dora blitzed and pushed Snotpok (the only PSFI player still in contact with the ball) away, then grabbed the ball. Snuggles, one of the newer goblins on the team, called to Bellypuke as he passed him, “We have to get this ball back now!” Bellypuke actually responded to the rookie and blitzed Dora, just as Snuggles got into her tackle zone. Bellypuke could only muster a push, but sent Dora into Morg, who was able to take her out for a play. The ball bounced around into a few different hands and landed on the ground. Nogpig and Snotpok got into position surrounding the ball. Mr. Rodgers blitzed Nogpig, and pushed him into the ball, which bounced through a few hands, and ended up landing next to Snotpok and Po. Cookie Monster rushed in, grabbed the ball and hurled it towards Garfield, who was waiting downfield. Unfortunately, Garfield couldn't make the catch because it was a bad pass and the ball scattered once again. Bellypuke stepped on Po, and hurt him pretty bad. Snuggles grabbed the ball and had Nogpig follow him for protection. Garfield was able to blitz the inexperienced Snuggles, who got layed out and dropped the ball. Garfield picked it up and raced towards the endzone. Morg saw what was happening and threw Snotpok down the field to attempt to stop Garfield. Nogpig went for the rats knees and Snotpok went for his chest. Garfield was able to hurdle Nogpig, sending his knee into Snotpok's face, permanently taking him out of the game. He then backhanded Nogpig and ran it in for a touchdown! 1-0 PA on turn 14. With only 6 players on the field, the Saps were at a disadvantage receiving the kickoff. Parental-Advisory blitzed! Big Bird used his claws on Stoneguff and KO'd him while some rats surrounded the ball in the open field on the Poor Saps' side. The ball ended up bouncing out of their grasp. Bellypuke didn't want any part of this... at this point, it seemed as though he was trying to get back at the fans, intentionally throwing the game. Nogpig picked up the ball and ran to Morg and yelled, “Give me a boost, will ya?” Morg picked up Nogpig and slammed him straight back down on the ground. “Oops,” said Morg n' Thorg as the ball scattered. Big Bird and Dora double teamed Grubbra and knocked him out. Annie Broccoli was able to dodge in and out of Morg's tz, while grabbing the ball, and headed back towards the endzone. Annie was unstoppable and ran it in. 2-0 PA on turn 16 With only 5 guys left on the field and one turn left, there was pretty much no hope left for the Saps. Coach Ren Hoek did a great job of outplaying Coach AA and the Saps.
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