Post by havol on May 7, 2015 3:00:19 GMT
The call has been answered.
After weeks of searching far and wide, the call has been answered. The best teams from the across the Seven Kingdoms () have arrived. Coached by the best coaches the land has to offer, this season will prove to be the toughest challenge yet!
Here's the layout of the season:
12 teams. 1 division. 11 regular season matches. Top 8 teams will advance.
BBM league: IP Iron Crown S8
Password: 123
Weeks/ Match Days will run from Wednesday to Wednesday. First week will run from tonight, 06 May, to 13 May 2015. MD will roll no later than 1900 PST/ GMT-7.
Sounds good? Everyone understand? Good. Let's get to business!
Vengeance of Khorne v Crimson Crosses
Coach Hudd and his cult return with their slavering, blood-shot eyes firmly on finishing what they started last season. Nothing short of a championship will sate their thirst. That being said, it's a good thing their first match is against a bunch of medical professionals
The Crosses started a bit unconventionally, but have finally arrived on the big stage. After plying and refining their trade in the Cripple leagues, they look to make a name for themselves at the cost of their Hippocratic Oath. Their oath is more akin to a savage rant that belongs with their opponents. Something about blood, no doubt
PREDICITON:
If King Billy has his way, he can remove players one at a time so that the Crosses' Guard-effect will be ineffective. If, however, all the MB from the Crosses takes it's toll and they are able to maintain their Guard edge, then I see this going for the Crosses. Most likely, in this pundit's opinion, is the latter. But never underestimate Lord Hudd...
2-2 draw.
The Mighty Borf v Slinky Jack's All Stars
Two perennial contenders square off yet again. Each is trying to atone for last season's shortcoming. Each stands in the other's path. The Mighty Borf have rested and hired new blood. They are an early favorite to smash their way to glory. Jack Flash and his cold-blooded brethren return with their roster intact. One thing to consider, however... the longer this team battles it out, the more their persistent injuries will mount. Already sporting perma-injuries on half his Saurii, how will Coach Insidious cope? Will it slow his advance? Would it slow yours?
PREDICTION:
3-2 for the All Stars. Just not enough in the tank for The Mighty Borf. They'll keep it close with Gore the Bore throwing the ball all over the pitch. But it won't be enough to overcome the agility and movement allowance of the skinks...
Neorromaticos v The Snow Cats
The Champion opens his title defense against an Iron League newcomer. What better way to break him in than to have him face the reigning champion, eh, fellas?
The Snow Cats bring fresh blood to the league this season. Hopefully, all that AV7 will hold. One good thing is that Wollack's Claw will have little to no effect on them Norse
PREDICITON:
Welcome to the Big Leagues, Astoner. 2-0 for Nerromanticos as they pick up where they left off last season...
Banana Warriors v Mad Hatterzz
After a Season's hiatus, The Banana Warriors are on a quest once more. They have rested, they have healed, but will it be enough to crest the mountain that is Iron League? First up is Deano and his Hatterzz. Only thing is... they won't lay down to welcome back Ser Parrigan. No parades here, PN! I will quote a great movie in Chronicles of Riddick: "you keep what you kill"
Sound words, and they seem to apply very much to this match! Happy killing, you two!
PREDICTION:
2-2 draw. I see Rama running wild. I also see the Chorfs tackle really limiting the skink movement. Plus those damn Bulls... Pretty even here.
Dead Man's Shoes v Moar Dakka!
I'm back for another go-round it seems. A sucker for punishment...
Moar Dakka is on the rise, however. With their cold green-skinned eyes set on future glory, who am I to stand in their way?! I promise to stand aside, Wenteros Trust me...
PREDICTION:
55-0 for Moar Dakka! Utter domination! Can one even feasible score 55 TD's in a single match? Let's find out, shall we?
Gorbag v Coach Jester
TBW...
Gents, I will finish the fluff post-haste! I have a match now.
After weeks of searching far and wide, the call has been answered. The best teams from the across the Seven Kingdoms () have arrived. Coached by the best coaches the land has to offer, this season will prove to be the toughest challenge yet!
Here's the layout of the season:
12 teams. 1 division. 11 regular season matches. Top 8 teams will advance.
BBM league: IP Iron Crown S8
Password: 123
Weeks/ Match Days will run from Wednesday to Wednesday. First week will run from tonight, 06 May, to 13 May 2015. MD will roll no later than 1900 PST/ GMT-7.
Sounds good? Everyone understand? Good. Let's get to business!
Vengeance of Khorne v Crimson Crosses
Coach Hudd and his cult return with their slavering, blood-shot eyes firmly on finishing what they started last season. Nothing short of a championship will sate their thirst. That being said, it's a good thing their first match is against a bunch of medical professionals
The Crosses started a bit unconventionally, but have finally arrived on the big stage. After plying and refining their trade in the Cripple leagues, they look to make a name for themselves at the cost of their Hippocratic Oath. Their oath is more akin to a savage rant that belongs with their opponents. Something about blood, no doubt
PREDICITON:
If King Billy has his way, he can remove players one at a time so that the Crosses' Guard-effect will be ineffective. If, however, all the MB from the Crosses takes it's toll and they are able to maintain their Guard edge, then I see this going for the Crosses. Most likely, in this pundit's opinion, is the latter. But never underestimate Lord Hudd...
2-2 draw.
The Mighty Borf v Slinky Jack's All Stars
Two perennial contenders square off yet again. Each is trying to atone for last season's shortcoming. Each stands in the other's path. The Mighty Borf have rested and hired new blood. They are an early favorite to smash their way to glory. Jack Flash and his cold-blooded brethren return with their roster intact. One thing to consider, however... the longer this team battles it out, the more their persistent injuries will mount. Already sporting perma-injuries on half his Saurii, how will Coach Insidious cope? Will it slow his advance? Would it slow yours?
PREDICTION:
3-2 for the All Stars. Just not enough in the tank for The Mighty Borf. They'll keep it close with Gore the Bore throwing the ball all over the pitch. But it won't be enough to overcome the agility and movement allowance of the skinks...
Neorromaticos v The Snow Cats
The Champion opens his title defense against an Iron League newcomer. What better way to break him in than to have him face the reigning champion, eh, fellas?
The Snow Cats bring fresh blood to the league this season. Hopefully, all that AV7 will hold. One good thing is that Wollack's Claw will have little to no effect on them Norse
PREDICITON:
Welcome to the Big Leagues, Astoner. 2-0 for Nerromanticos as they pick up where they left off last season...
Banana Warriors v Mad Hatterzz
After a Season's hiatus, The Banana Warriors are on a quest once more. They have rested, they have healed, but will it be enough to crest the mountain that is Iron League? First up is Deano and his Hatterzz. Only thing is... they won't lay down to welcome back Ser Parrigan. No parades here, PN! I will quote a great movie in Chronicles of Riddick: "you keep what you kill"
Sound words, and they seem to apply very much to this match! Happy killing, you two!
PREDICTION:
2-2 draw. I see Rama running wild. I also see the Chorfs tackle really limiting the skink movement. Plus those damn Bulls... Pretty even here.
Dead Man's Shoes v Moar Dakka!
I'm back for another go-round it seems. A sucker for punishment...
Moar Dakka is on the rise, however. With their cold green-skinned eyes set on future glory, who am I to stand in their way?! I promise to stand aside, Wenteros Trust me...
PREDICTION:
55-0 for Moar Dakka! Utter domination! Can one even feasible score 55 TD's in a single match? Let's find out, shall we?
Gorbag v Coach Jester
TBW...
Gents, I will finish the fluff post-haste! I have a match now.