Avenogres Assemble... Team Blog
May 11, 2015 19:14:27 GMT
Mercy Flush, Insidious, and 6 more like this
Post by Charliebanks on May 11, 2015 19:14:27 GMT
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Nick Fury stood before the Auld World Council, he was tired of constantly having to defend the actions of the AvenOgre's. Did they not see that the Auld World needed them? Admittedly they were prone to doing things the hard way... And he was going through Shield Agents like no tomorrow... and yes there was the issue of the 'smell' but when they came together and the stars aligned they were a joy to behold!
"Did you hear us Fury?" a voice broke through his malaise and brought him back into the room, without missing a beat he went on the offensive
"Look, the decision is made! They proved themselves in the Tin, they've earned their shot and I'm going to give it them - they're going to Bronze! Fury out!" with that he ended the transmission and returned to the Bridge of the Helicarrier
"Hill, status report"
"They're getting restless Chief - it's been a long time since the Play-Off's and I think the boredom is getting to them... even with their attention span!"
"They won't have long to wait - have the fixtures been released?"
"Yes Sir - Humans up first. 11 hostiles on the roster, looking at it as well we may be able to compromise the Official."
"Really? We'll I'm sure Field Agent Banks will take great delight in that..."
"Agreed Sir - I'll brief him and tell him to Assemble the team"
"Time to let Bronze take a look at the AvenOgres - send the order..."
Match Day 1 vs Norbert Fish & Co
The AvenOgre's took the field and seized the advantage by winning the toss and choosing to receive. The Human's had a distinctly fishy look about that and just as the ball was kicked there was a cry of 'Hail Hydra!' and Captain AmeriOgre crashed to the ground stunned by the rock thrown from the crowd. Hulk snarled and stormed across to the biggest player on Norbert's side - crashing into Big Barnacle and tackling the Ogre to the ground. Field Agent Banks signaled the Agent closest to the Ogre and the boot was applied consigning the turncoat Ogre to the injury box, sadly in the excitement the AvenOgre's forgot about protecting the ball and Emile Squid caught the handoff and ran in to open the scoring putting our Heroes 1-0 down but with plenty of the half to play. A far more cagey drive followed and Cap took the chance to blitz Liam Flouder and caught him with a swift backhand with the Shield putting him out the game but not causing any serious harm. With seconds left the Agents of Shield took it upon themselves to keep the Ogre's in the game by running in the equalizer. 1-1
The second half started and the Fish Company found themselves short handed but Norbert was still able to scoop the ball and Squid sprinted behind the Ogre front line into scoring position while the rest of the fishy based humans were playing out their own David and Goliath stories - taking down the much bigger Avengers with frightening ease! Porkeye surfed Squid from the field to try and stop the score - Badly Hurting him in the process and ThOgre popped the ball loose from Norbert and in a surprising twist with the opponents Captain and Talisman on the ground the surrounding Agents chose NOT to kick him in the head! Uncle Sal Fish took this moment of weakness as an opportunity and grabbed the ball and staggered into the end zone. With only 2 turns to play the AvenOgres needed to do something drastic and Porkeye scooped up one of the Agents and pegged him towards the endzone - and he stuck the landing! Frankly stealing the draw
Final Score 2-2
Nick Fury stood before the Auld World Council, he was tired of constantly having to defend the actions of the AvenOgre's. Did they not see that the Auld World needed them? Admittedly they were prone to doing things the hard way... And he was going through Shield Agents like no tomorrow... and yes there was the issue of the 'smell' but when they came together and the stars aligned they were a joy to behold!
"Did you hear us Fury?" a voice broke through his malaise and brought him back into the room, without missing a beat he went on the offensive
"Look, the decision is made! They proved themselves in the Tin, they've earned their shot and I'm going to give it them - they're going to Bronze! Fury out!" with that he ended the transmission and returned to the Bridge of the Helicarrier
"Hill, status report"
"They're getting restless Chief - it's been a long time since the Play-Off's and I think the boredom is getting to them... even with their attention span!"
"They won't have long to wait - have the fixtures been released?"
"Yes Sir - Humans up first. 11 hostiles on the roster, looking at it as well we may be able to compromise the Official."
"Really? We'll I'm sure Field Agent Banks will take great delight in that..."
"Agreed Sir - I'll brief him and tell him to Assemble the team"
"Time to let Bronze take a look at the AvenOgres - send the order..."
Match Day 1 vs Norbert Fish & Co
The AvenOgre's took the field and seized the advantage by winning the toss and choosing to receive. The Human's had a distinctly fishy look about that and just as the ball was kicked there was a cry of 'Hail Hydra!' and Captain AmeriOgre crashed to the ground stunned by the rock thrown from the crowd. Hulk snarled and stormed across to the biggest player on Norbert's side - crashing into Big Barnacle and tackling the Ogre to the ground. Field Agent Banks signaled the Agent closest to the Ogre and the boot was applied consigning the turncoat Ogre to the injury box, sadly in the excitement the AvenOgre's forgot about protecting the ball and Emile Squid caught the handoff and ran in to open the scoring putting our Heroes 1-0 down but with plenty of the half to play. A far more cagey drive followed and Cap took the chance to blitz Liam Flouder and caught him with a swift backhand with the Shield putting him out the game but not causing any serious harm. With seconds left the Agents of Shield took it upon themselves to keep the Ogre's in the game by running in the equalizer. 1-1
The second half started and the Fish Company found themselves short handed but Norbert was still able to scoop the ball and Squid sprinted behind the Ogre front line into scoring position while the rest of the fishy based humans were playing out their own David and Goliath stories - taking down the much bigger Avengers with frightening ease! Porkeye surfed Squid from the field to try and stop the score - Badly Hurting him in the process and ThOgre popped the ball loose from Norbert and in a surprising twist with the opponents Captain and Talisman on the ground the surrounding Agents chose NOT to kick him in the head! Uncle Sal Fish took this moment of weakness as an opportunity and grabbed the ball and staggered into the end zone. With only 2 turns to play the AvenOgres needed to do something drastic and Porkeye scooped up one of the Agents and pegged him towards the endzone - and he stuck the landing! Frankly stealing the draw
Final Score 2-2