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Post by tencoin on Jul 30, 2015 21:30:29 GMT
In case anyone else has a team intro to post.
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Post by tencoin on Jul 30, 2015 21:43:17 GMT
Warpstone University has produced some of the greatest Blood Bowl athletes in the known world. Names like Metin the Twisted, Chiriform Snarl, and Obsceek “Rat Ogre” Creep. And soon, Skrillek would be among them taking his rightful place as the best runner in the game. But that was before the incident. Warpstone U’s head coach decided to have all the new recruits play an exhibition game against a local goblin college. It wasn’t Skrillek’s fault that they snuck a chainsaw onto the field. And it REALLY wasn’t his fault when that dirty, stinky goblin decided Skrillek would be a good person to maim with that chainsaw. It should have been the beginning of a dream come true. Instead, it was a nightmare. They all thought it was funny. They even gave him a nickname. Two-Toes. They all laughed at him. They laughed at Skrillek 'Two-Toes'. He was humiliated. He was a laughing stock. Needless to say, he didn't make the team. But Skrillek didn't give up. He would find a team and show them. Two-Toes indeed. He was still better than all of them. But it turned out that no team wanted him. They didn't want to be associated with him. A school would have to be desperate to be willing to risk the ridicule that came with him on their roster.
It turns out, that there was only one place that was willing to take that risk. Undermountain Community College. It was an embarassment. Their mascot was a skink, for Khorne's sake. A fighting skink. Regardless, Skrillek signed up. He would play Blood Bowl and get his revenge. No matter what it took.
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Post by comfort_eagle on Jul 30, 2015 23:36:15 GMT
The Skool4KidzHuKantReedGud is a big brother remedial reading programme set up by the University of Modelling and Hair Sydney (UMHS). The mostly goblin cohort were collectively technically trying to apply for rent assistance with the boarding college, but someone (most likely the Jock) apparently filled in the wrong form due to poor reading skills. You can imagine their surprise to be handed helmets and a kit and told to get onto a pitch to ... wait a second - DO WHAT NOW? The students talked it through, and though they obviously have no skills or experience in the game, being part of the team does count for extra credit at the end of semester, and now they've got something to put on their extra-curricular column in their CV's; IF they live through the season, that is...
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Post by Kaiser on Jul 31, 2015 11:00:26 GMT
The Skool4KidzHuKantReedGud is a big brother remedial reading programme set up by the University of Modelling and Hair Sydney (UMHS). The mostly goblin cohort were collectively technically trying to apply for rent assistance with the boarding college, but someone (most likely the Jock) apparently filled in the wrong form due to poor reading skills. You can imagine their surprise to be handed helmets and a kit and told to get onto a pitch to ... wait a second - DO WHAT NOW? The students talked it through, and though they obviously have no skills or experience in the game, being part of the team does count for extra credit at the end of semester, and now they've got something to put on their extra-curricular column in their CV's; IF they live through the season, that is... and remember kids words can only hurt if you read them
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Post by DocOz3000 on Jul 31, 2015 16:34:08 GMT
Dominum Vladimir Favente Haud Pluribus Impar (By the grace of our Lord Vladimir, to no one equal)
The mission of St. Vladimir's Academy is to educate and indoctrinate the future Vampire Lords and Ladies through the transformative powers of the Black Arts and Necromantic Sciences. Beginning in the grave, we promote the understanding that Death is not the end it is only the beginning of a path to untold power and great achievements. We imbed in our students the unholy idea that in a diverse undead environment anything is possible and our students are able to feast on all those living. This not only deepens the dark transformation, but also creates the conditions to spread our mark on to future generations. Founded by Vladimir III the Tyrant, one of the most famous Vampire Lords, was also known as Vlad the Impaler. A descendent of the Dracul family and son of Vlad II, he was often referred as Dracula. He earned his reputation through his practice of torturing his enemies and then killing them by impalement. He murdered upwards of 100,000 people. We, the students at St. Vladimir's Academy, strive to one day be as great as our namesake benefactor, through Academics, Sports, and Wanton Acts of Violence and Aggression.
Consistent with St. Vladimir's as a whole, the Blood Bowl Department is committed to the quest for Blood and Excellence; to the personal Glory of the student Lords; and to the pursuit of the spread of Undead Society. The Academy's dedication to excellence is an integral part of the Blood Bowl Departments goals and objectives and a primary consideration in our service to the Lords and Ladies of St. Vladimir's Academy. Nicknamed "The Long Teeth" St. Vladimir's Blood Bowl teams have a long and storied history of Championships and unexplained disappearances of locals. Many Great and Powerful Pro Blood Bowl Stars have called the unholy halls of St. Vladimir's home at one time or another.
Dominum Vladimir Nos Protegat! (Lord Vladimir Protect Us!)
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Post by Squiggy on Jul 31, 2015 18:40:33 GMT
Named after their co-founders Lord Pimphand and Sir Bitchslap, Pimpslap University prides itself on a sporting curriculum which, although not renown for producing stars, is second to none in it's ability to churn out tough, resolute and skilled linemen to the major teams. Not for them hours of Sprint training, months of relentless weightlifting or learning to backflip over an ogre. No, this college provides a wide and varied education to the average Joe's of the league, with no less than seventy classes, offering such diverse education as Kicking 101, Remedial Fouling, Standing up after being piledriven, post-match first aid (after all, who uses their only apocethary on a lineman?) and Backing Away Slowly (a favourite with elven exchange students)
Each of the fourteen largest classes has sent the "cream" of their student body to the team, hoping to catch the eye of Dean Uwotmate, head of finance, in order to secure more funds for their chosen art.
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Post by shaunuthun on Jul 31, 2015 20:00:22 GMT
The Myamee all wights are the Blood Bowl team of the prestigious Myamee Necroligy and Social Studification Academic School. In Myamee there are two major groups of Undead. The Zombies and Skeletons with a few splinter groups such as the "Ghoul Gringos", "Bandage Bros"(Mummies) or "Wolves" these groups often don't have or want to have any positive interactions with each other but MNSS have an all inclusive standard and welcome all types of undead and necromancers. The team itself is one large social experiment on the undead by forcing "Fleshies" (The Zombies) and "Bonies" (The Skeletons) to work together. Normally at the school Fleshies and Bonies are sperated into their own groups but lately a brilliant Bony: Dan Gator belives that by working together they can usher in a new form of lifestyle called "Social Eqaulilisations" Where all Bonies and Fleshies can learn to work together. The headmaster of MNSS agreed quickly in the hope it would end the Food Fights and Gang wars that often resulted in several students needing Re-Reseruction. Dan himself being a Bony has of course decided that the best way to work together is to have the Fleshies be hit while he scores Touchdowns. Truly a modern day genius. He may very well be on to something as lately the Fleshy gang known as the "Deads" have taken on their first Bony member and one Bony was even seen helping a Fleshy with Remidial Brain Eating Techniques What a time to be alive!
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Post by parrigan on Aug 3, 2015 18:44:25 GMT
PDS Academy was established by the famous Grumpy of Purple Doom Skull for the sole purpose of grooming his replacement. Grumpy used the proceeds from his career as PDS Chronicler and whipping orc to establish the Academy in the vain hope that this would someday allow him to retire alive. Thus far this has not happened, but he still hopes.
The Rockets are the best prospective line orcs Grumpy has been able to assemble, but in order to secure sponsorship money he was forced to add one potential star to the squad. He named the team Rockets in an attempt at ironic humor, but unfortunately no other orc seems to have gotten the joke yet. Instead, they are quite proud of the moniker. A PDS banner hangs in their locker room with the following words stenciled under the iconic PDS skull logo: Ern Da Skull.
Grumpy originally wanted the team motto to be: "Who Will Be the Next Grumpy?" but he soon realized his prospects were more interested in being the next Johnny Doom. This blow to his ego forced him to scrap that motto entirely, and he decided to bow to the will of the masses...
Ern Da Skull!
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Post by The Mercenary on Aug 3, 2015 22:34:16 GMT
The Mercenary School Of Charm have also entered the race for this Seasons Fraternity Cup.
Hello, you assorted bunch of invertebrates. Where have I been you have all been asking? Well, after years of praise for my kind and caring demeanor, it seemed only right to me that I set up my own Finishing School. Pupils from all over the land have flocked to be bathed in the charm and finesse that you all associate from the land's greatest Gentleman. Coach Deano has been given the honour of coaching what will be this seasons Champions, or so help him Nuffle.
So fellow competitors, be prepared to have your socks, teeth and other bodily parts charmed from you in what promises to be a great season of the best Old World College beating the rest of you, and doing it with grace and manners that will leave you speechless.1
1- All text composed by The Mercenary. If you like what you see and have a family member that needs help winning friends and influencing people, then please mail info@themercenary-theworldsgreatestgentleman.com, to apply your loved one to the care of The Mercenary. We guarantee you won't believe the results.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2015 0:49:06 GMT
The Mercenary School Of Charm have also entered the race for this Seasons Fraternity Cup.
Hello, you assorted bunch of invertebrates. Where have I been you have all been asking? Well, after years of praise for my kind and caring demeanor, it seemed only right to me that I set up my own Finishing School. Pupils from all over the land have flocked to be bathed in the charm and finesse that you all associate from the land's greatest Gentleman. Coach Deano has been given the honour of coaching what will be this seasons Champions, or so help him Nuffle.
So fellow competitors, be prepared to have your socks, teeth and other bodily parts charmed from you in what promises to be a great season of the best Old World College beating the rest of you, and doing it with grace and manners that will leave you speechless.1 1- All text composed by The Mercenary. If you like what you see and have a family member that needs help winning friends and influencing people, then please mail info@themercenary-theworldsgreatestgentleman.com, to apply your loved one to the care of The Mercenary. We guarantee you won't believe the results. Hey you! You owe me a bunch of money! And I crowdsurfed your son through his own endzone
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