Greyback Asylum- University team, "The Muppets"
Aug 19, 2015 6:12:34 GMT
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Post by jordionboy on Aug 19, 2015 6:12:34 GMT
Greyback Asylum-University Is only recognized as a university by technicality, in that it is a learning establishment. The school itself has a questionable success rate and has yet to create a student that is of even moderate inteligence. Had it not been the only place able to work with the influx of mentally questionable Goblins and Skaven who have been created by warpstone exposure it would be unlikely to even exist anymore.
Regardless, the university was required to make a blood bowl team, though it always sidestepped this rule. However the new headmaster has decided this rule will be followed by the book from now on, so for the first time ever the university has to enter a team. After many long tryouts, looking for a team that could work out the difference between their derriere and their elbow the "Muppets" are now ready for their first game, just try not to laugh too hard, it hurts their feelings.
Their Coach is one J. Ordino A profound. . . .thing, who is thought to have once been a goblin, but has since mutated so much he appears to be half orc too. He has a bit more intelligence than the rest of the team, though thinks himself some kind of scholar. he is constantly embarrassed by his team and is frankly just as silly as they are.
#13 Rizo is the star player, a rough, tough Rat blocker who is afraid of being hit, and also thinks he is a house rat. He comes from a fairly well known family, but none of them will admit who it is, who can blame them?
The captain is #1 Kermit, a goblin, who believes he is a frog, a frog with a Crystal ball show.
The Sub Captain #2 Sam Eakal, believes he is a misunderstood Falcon who could be a star player, but is held back by his team, and is constantly very austere about even the most minute detail.
#3 Gonzo Thinks he is a Daredevil on vacation, he is obsessed with flying and pulling off the most dangerous stunts. He is not sure What he thinks he is, but he's sure it's not a goblin.
#4 Miss piggy is a sad case a Goblin who believes he is a female pig who has been having an relation ship with Kermit going on 4 years. He is spoiled and a complete drama queen, about everything.
#5 Fozzy is a Comedian, in the most fingers on chalkboard, forced way imaginable. He also believes he is a bear and has the catchphrase "wakka wakka" whatever that is supposed to mean.
#6 is codenamed "Animal" and is a beast on the field, he is named after the only word he can say, is as smart as an ogre and is constantly hyperactive. He was once caught trying to eat a Skaven 4 times his size.
#7 & #8 "Dr." Honeydew and Beaker are a sad case, once teachers, and scientists the warpstone has addled their minds to such a state that even opening a door requires their full thinking ability and about four hours intense thought. They think they can do chemistry still but this often just blows beaker up and through the roof. Beaker has an additional Handy cap of only being able to say "me" though these seem to have some form of meaning depending on context and tone.
#9 Pepe is comparatively sane, though still believes he is a king prawn, and often insisted pretty skaven ladies eat him with seafood sauce. He is apparently a ladies man, but only for skaven ladies, no-one is quite sure why.
#10 yoda, speaks in Mystical Kung Fu Speeches all the time and seems to have no grasp of syntax. He does however have some skill at bloodbowl, through what he insists are "force" powers, apparently he believes his self to be a "Jedda Night" whatever that is, just keep him away from swords.
#11 & #12 Statler and Waldorf Are a pair of less than stellar bloodbowlers, but the only ones crazy enough to join while being any good at the game at all. They mainly hang on the sidelines, making fun of the actual players and laughing to themselves.
Regardless, the university was required to make a blood bowl team, though it always sidestepped this rule. However the new headmaster has decided this rule will be followed by the book from now on, so for the first time ever the university has to enter a team. After many long tryouts, looking for a team that could work out the difference between their derriere and their elbow the "Muppets" are now ready for their first game, just try not to laugh too hard, it hurts their feelings.
Their Coach is one J. Ordino A profound. . . .thing, who is thought to have once been a goblin, but has since mutated so much he appears to be half orc too. He has a bit more intelligence than the rest of the team, though thinks himself some kind of scholar. he is constantly embarrassed by his team and is frankly just as silly as they are.
#13 Rizo is the star player, a rough, tough Rat blocker who is afraid of being hit, and also thinks he is a house rat. He comes from a fairly well known family, but none of them will admit who it is, who can blame them?
The captain is #1 Kermit, a goblin, who believes he is a frog, a frog with a Crystal ball show.
The Sub Captain #2 Sam Eakal, believes he is a misunderstood Falcon who could be a star player, but is held back by his team, and is constantly very austere about even the most minute detail.
#3 Gonzo Thinks he is a Daredevil on vacation, he is obsessed with flying and pulling off the most dangerous stunts. He is not sure What he thinks he is, but he's sure it's not a goblin.
#4 Miss piggy is a sad case a Goblin who believes he is a female pig who has been having an relation ship with Kermit going on 4 years. He is spoiled and a complete drama queen, about everything.
#5 Fozzy is a Comedian, in the most fingers on chalkboard, forced way imaginable. He also believes he is a bear and has the catchphrase "wakka wakka" whatever that is supposed to mean.
#6 is codenamed "Animal" and is a beast on the field, he is named after the only word he can say, is as smart as an ogre and is constantly hyperactive. He was once caught trying to eat a Skaven 4 times his size.
#7 & #8 "Dr." Honeydew and Beaker are a sad case, once teachers, and scientists the warpstone has addled their minds to such a state that even opening a door requires their full thinking ability and about four hours intense thought. They think they can do chemistry still but this often just blows beaker up and through the roof. Beaker has an additional Handy cap of only being able to say "me" though these seem to have some form of meaning depending on context and tone.
#9 Pepe is comparatively sane, though still believes he is a king prawn, and often insisted pretty skaven ladies eat him with seafood sauce. He is apparently a ladies man, but only for skaven ladies, no-one is quite sure why.
#10 yoda, speaks in Mystical Kung Fu Speeches all the time and seems to have no grasp of syntax. He does however have some skill at bloodbowl, through what he insists are "force" powers, apparently he believes his self to be a "Jedda Night" whatever that is, just keep him away from swords.
#11 & #12 Statler and Waldorf Are a pair of less than stellar bloodbowlers, but the only ones crazy enough to join while being any good at the game at all. They mainly hang on the sidelines, making fun of the actual players and laughing to themselves.