Post by havol on Sept 16, 2015 1:40:27 GMT
Gents, I have rolled the Match day. I will post matchups and will flesh out the post later after dinner(this time, I promise )
*EDIT
Looks like dinner lasted almost 24hrs. Daaayam, am I stuuufed! Anyway, gents, I return to finish the fluffyness that must undoubtedly ensue!
So, Match Day 4 didn't really change anything in the league. Most teams continued in their trend. The teams that were supposed to win won, and those the had struggled, kept struggling. Keep that junk up, and this season will be the most boring yet! Gents, we need some action, we need some REAL excitement. And I'm not just talking about trying to beat up on the new teams to this division. Shake things up. Try something new. Your playoff spot awaits!
Group 1:
Norbert Fish and Co. v Neorromanticos
Norbert Fish hasn't caught the big one yet. He and the rest of his crew are simply reeling from the level of opposition found in each week. Week after week of facing killers and crunchers has taken it's toll on this proud team. Much luck to you this week as you face one of the deadliest Iron Crown has known...
Coach Hirumazeo is not used to bouncing back from a 0-2 loss. However, that's what he faces this MD as he was thoroughly nuffled on the D6 rolls. Hey, Hirum; welcome back to earth it's what we mortals face in most our matches...
PREDICTION:
2-0 for the Necro's. Sure, being down an AG-boosted ghoul will hurt. But it defintely won't hurt as bad as missing your semi-reliable big guy holding down the middle... Or will it be a blessing in disguise as the Big Barnacle gets to live another match day??
Valerian's Vegans v Gilgameshi Gobbos Inc.
MATCH PLAYED; 2-0 victory to the Vegans
So, I would have said something about the Gobbos looking nigh unstoppable and the Vegans reeling after facing so much bash. I would also have pointed out that the Vegans might be the only team to keep pace with the Gobbos and their MB, though thin would still be effective. Dammit, I'm so smart...
The Waldos v MinMax Machine
MATCH PLAYED; 2-1 for the MinMax Machine
Two playoff contenders faced off in this one. The Waldos have made a great showing thus far in the league as have MinMax Machine. Great job to coach Comfort as he successfully rebounded from a poor opening show. 3 in a row is good. Can he ride it into the playoffs? We'll just have to see...
14 Things to do with Orcs v Khem in your Face
Deano, man... Please whatever you do, don't give Jounisii another easy win! Please come back!! Deanooooooo!!!
PREDICTION:
Deano returns, but can find no time to play the match 1-0 to 14 things.
Group 2:
Gorland Harbingers v The House
Undead vs Undead in this one. Threeclubs' stat-boosted freaks have their back against the wall. Coach Gorbag is vying for a playoff spot. Only six points away from the 4th spot in the group will give this good Soldier some hope. Though, coming into the match with only 11 healthy players will not help, they do have almost 200k in inducemnts to spend. Wizard and... bribes? Hmm...
PREDICTION:
2-1 for The House. Too much ST for the house. I see The House grinding this one nice and sweet. Too much ST for the Harbingers to handle. It'll take time, but it'll surely happen...
Exit...Stage Left v Blood & Snot
MATCH OF THE WEEK
Goddamit! I put the curse on me again! Last week it was vs Hudd's craaazy woodies, and this week it's vs Mercy's Nergle. Rest assured I'm having the team take their antibiotics and have hired an apothecary to apply extra ointments before our match. Coach Mercy, on the other hand, has surely had his crew sharpen their claws and add extra slime to their boots...
PREDICTION:
You guys think an 3-1 victory for Blood & Snot is out of reach? I don't... Watch.
Worri Yallock Miners v Moar Dakka!
My pre-season favorite, the Miners, have seriously underwhelmed expectations. Sporting THE best Deathroller in the entire league (yes, I know it's the only DR around ) the Miners have just not been able to sustain any sort of success. Maybe Knockoff can show you a thing or two, Jester?!
Moar Dakka! on the other hand is right where they need to be. In the thick of things. The master of the 1D block will surely need a few more to come out on top in this one.
PREDICTION:
1-1 draw. Each team will asset their offensive strategy to the desired effect. How about them injuries, though?!
Purple Doom Skull v Feygrim Executioners
MATCH PLAYED; 1-1 draw.
I would have noted the insane speed and skills of the Executioners as the deciding factor. PDS has struggled as of late and will continue to do so against such a formidable squad. Hmmpf... so much for what this pundit knows... Good job getting back on the horse, Parrigan, as I would have predicted this match end in a 3-1 result for the Executioners.
All right, Gents, that's all I have for this week. Enjoy your matches and be sure to keep uploading to BBM. See you next week~!
*EDIT
Looks like dinner lasted almost 24hrs. Daaayam, am I stuuufed! Anyway, gents, I return to finish the fluffyness that must undoubtedly ensue!
So, Match Day 4 didn't really change anything in the league. Most teams continued in their trend. The teams that were supposed to win won, and those the had struggled, kept struggling. Keep that junk up, and this season will be the most boring yet! Gents, we need some action, we need some REAL excitement. And I'm not just talking about trying to beat up on the new teams to this division. Shake things up. Try something new. Your playoff spot awaits!
Group 1:
Norbert Fish and Co. v Neorromanticos
Norbert Fish hasn't caught the big one yet. He and the rest of his crew are simply reeling from the level of opposition found in each week. Week after week of facing killers and crunchers has taken it's toll on this proud team. Much luck to you this week as you face one of the deadliest Iron Crown has known...
Coach Hirumazeo is not used to bouncing back from a 0-2 loss. However, that's what he faces this MD as he was thoroughly nuffled on the D6 rolls. Hey, Hirum; welcome back to earth it's what we mortals face in most our matches...
PREDICTION:
2-0 for the Necro's. Sure, being down an AG-boosted ghoul will hurt. But it defintely won't hurt as bad as missing your semi-reliable big guy holding down the middle... Or will it be a blessing in disguise as the Big Barnacle gets to live another match day??
Valerian's Vegans v Gilgameshi Gobbos Inc.
MATCH PLAYED; 2-0 victory to the Vegans
So, I would have said something about the Gobbos looking nigh unstoppable and the Vegans reeling after facing so much bash. I would also have pointed out that the Vegans might be the only team to keep pace with the Gobbos and their MB, though thin would still be effective. Dammit, I'm so smart...
The Waldos v MinMax Machine
MATCH PLAYED; 2-1 for the MinMax Machine
Two playoff contenders faced off in this one. The Waldos have made a great showing thus far in the league as have MinMax Machine. Great job to coach Comfort as he successfully rebounded from a poor opening show. 3 in a row is good. Can he ride it into the playoffs? We'll just have to see...
14 Things to do with Orcs v Khem in your Face
Deano, man... Please whatever you do, don't give Jounisii another easy win! Please come back!! Deanooooooo!!!
PREDICTION:
Deano returns, but can find no time to play the match 1-0 to 14 things.
Group 2:
Gorland Harbingers v The House
Undead vs Undead in this one. Threeclubs' stat-boosted freaks have their back against the wall. Coach Gorbag is vying for a playoff spot. Only six points away from the 4th spot in the group will give this good Soldier some hope. Though, coming into the match with only 11 healthy players will not help, they do have almost 200k in inducemnts to spend. Wizard and... bribes? Hmm...
PREDICTION:
2-1 for The House. Too much ST for the house. I see The House grinding this one nice and sweet. Too much ST for the Harbingers to handle. It'll take time, but it'll surely happen...
Exit...Stage Left v Blood & Snot
MATCH OF THE WEEK
Goddamit! I put the curse on me again! Last week it was vs Hudd's craaazy woodies, and this week it's vs Mercy's Nergle. Rest assured I'm having the team take their antibiotics and have hired an apothecary to apply extra ointments before our match. Coach Mercy, on the other hand, has surely had his crew sharpen their claws and add extra slime to their boots...
PREDICTION:
You guys think an 3-1 victory for Blood & Snot is out of reach? I don't... Watch.
Worri Yallock Miners v Moar Dakka!
My pre-season favorite, the Miners, have seriously underwhelmed expectations. Sporting THE best Deathroller in the entire league (yes, I know it's the only DR around ) the Miners have just not been able to sustain any sort of success. Maybe Knockoff can show you a thing or two, Jester?!
Moar Dakka! on the other hand is right where they need to be. In the thick of things. The master of the 1D block will surely need a few more to come out on top in this one.
PREDICTION:
1-1 draw. Each team will asset their offensive strategy to the desired effect. How about them injuries, though?!
Purple Doom Skull v Feygrim Executioners
MATCH PLAYED; 1-1 draw.
I would have noted the insane speed and skills of the Executioners as the deciding factor. PDS has struggled as of late and will continue to do so against such a formidable squad. Hmmpf... so much for what this pundit knows... Good job getting back on the horse, Parrigan, as I would have predicted this match end in a 3-1 result for the Executioners.
All right, Gents, that's all I have for this week. Enjoy your matches and be sure to keep uploading to BBM. See you next week~!