Post by shaunuthun on Dec 6, 2015 21:29:39 GMT
Welcome back everyone to Blood talk! I'm your Hobgoblin host with the most (Injuries) and what a week we had eh? Death, Touchdowns, Wins, losses, ties, DEATH! Truly it brings sends tears of joy down my green cheeks to go over this series of matches. In the mean time here in our humble studio I've given good ol Tom Bones a promotion from cameraman to Cameraman/interviewer/janitor (What? I never agreed to that part boss.) . He even managed to get a few in but let's get on with the show. Aaaaaffffter a quick word from our sponsers.
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Eh? Seems Bogins avin some technicality issues. Ah well on with the show.
First a quick recap:
Gobbos go boom vs Allies beyond life X: The first match of Division one saw a 1-1 tie between the Gobbos and the Allies. Thats a win for the Goblins in my book and it seems from a post match interview Coach Tencoin learnt alot about my little cousins and their tactics. Course he may choose to ignore those teachings. Still the Undead arent coming away without anything and one of dem big Mummys went and leveled up wonder what new skill She'll ave next week.
The Cleave Land browns vs Doctors of destruction: Wow what an explosive match! Two deaths, one for each side will leave both these teams reeling for the remainder of the season. The docs had one of their only two blitzers bite the dust and the Browns will be down two players next match. To make it worse for both sides it ended in a 0-0 draw how rubbish! well we caught up with the Doctors surviving blitzer Uegru and he had this to say "We smashed dem norse boyz good. Sure they got a hit or five in but we can take a punch and throw it right back into dere squishy faces. Guess im gonna be da star dis team needz. I'll show da boyz how ta fight!"
Duh bell ringahs vs the eldritch kings: As I said last week a death would be disastrous for the elfs and that's exactly what happened! To rub salt in the wound they only managed a tie with the Gobbos. Way to go lil cousins! That'll show them rich gitz some respect! Ahem The Bell ringahs were in the locker room celebrating and we sent Tom Bones down to talk to them. Their pogoer Skitnig Jumps-o-lot had this to say.
Tom-"So your team tied." Jumps-o-lot "No dumb boney! We won it!" T "But it was a 2-2 tie." Jol "Oi we didnt lose! So we won ok! We won! We won! We won!"
Tom then got out of there before either of the trolls woke up and tried to use him as a chew toy.
Heller Highwaters vs Little big lizards: Seems that the Highwaters unique roster couldnt quite hold up to the Lizards. Ko after Ko ensured a solid 2-0 victory. Actually we just got word that the Highwaters made some major roster changes before the match! Those sneaky gitz well it clearly didnt help em much HA!
Matchups: Fluff to come
Wingsteel vs Red President
Allies beyond lifeX vs Cleave Land Browns: The match has already been played and despite having tied with a Goblin team last week the Allies were able to win 1-0. The big story about this match is the two deaths the Browns suffered. That's gotta hurt! Wingsteel didn't even keep em on his team as zombies so they cant of been that great. These undead could be the team to watch in this division after all but we still have a good few matches to go in order to find out if that's the truth.
Oni vs Tencoin
Eldritch Kings vs Gobbos go boom: Well the Kings must be right pissed now! Back to back Goblin matches but can the Gobbos pull of another draw or even a win!? Maybe just maybe they can after all the Kings are going in bloodied but will still be giving up enough inducments to let those secret weapons stay on the pitch a couple drives. On the other hand if they pull of the usual elfyness we all know and despise they could just end up outnumbering the poor Gobbos. We managed to ask Tencoin a lil bout his game plan but all Tom managed to get out of him was a weird drawing on a napkin with pictures of bombs and numbers and dumb words like "Angles" Pfft wots an angle got ta do with chuckin bombs!?
Vinny vs CourierDan
Little Big Lizard vs Doctors of Destruction: Perhaps the biggest match of the week as the Little Bigs were the only team to win a game last week. If they can pull of a back to back win they will already be in a good position to make playoffs. On the other hand the Doctors have a pretty good chance to ruin that and become co-leaders of the group (alongside Wingsteels Dead guys). On paper the Lizards have the advantage, The Doctors only have two black orcs to take the fight to those damn Saurus but any number of things could quickly ruin it for Vinny wether it be his lack of block or ball handling skills or if the Skinks get caught by those Blitzers and are taken out. All I know is there better be some blood!
Parrigan vs DocOz
Heller Highwaters vs Duh Bell Ring ahs: Another match that's gone and been played already. Calm down guys! Or don't ya know up to you. Those treacherous Wood Elfs faked their roster and got thoroughly punished by the lizards last week and this week it would seem is no different. The Gobbos managed to pull another tie out of somewhere. 2-2 was the score and we got something to say to you highwaters! Tom you wanna do the honors?
Sure Boss. YOU DIRTY STINKIN LIARS WE HATES YOU AND LAUGH AT YOUR MISFORTUNES MWUHAHAHAHA. How was that boss?
Very good Tom.
Well that's all for this week folks!
Please get match played by midnight GMT 15th Tue
GL out there