Post by Ren Höek on Mar 30, 2017 18:01:01 GMT
Sorry, I am a day late in posting this. Had a 4 alarm fire yesterday and I was a bit too tired to get it done then.
But here we are, and you guys are such awesome coaches that the matches surley will get planned and played before Wedensday, April 5th, 23:59 GMT.
The Brave men of Norsca, Wenteros (Nor) - Forrest Dancaz, Weresquid (Orc)
Twisted Terry: -"Look at that! The only winners of week 1 already brawling in week 2. But they did beat up on a bunch of stunties so ol' Terry ain't impressed. Both teams are missing their big guys, so I bet this one will be a snoozefest. Prediction: 2-1 orcs. I'm just giving it to em because of that one big orc."
BATMAN: -"Yeah, a match without big guys is hardly a match I would watch."
Pub Crawlers', Ren Höek (Dae) - Game-Ogre, Comfort_Eagle(Ogr)
Twisted Terry: -"Last year's champs had a rough start but they're still big and scary. Rumor is them bad elves are pretty slippery but looks like they got banged up last week. They're gonna be tough for them big dudes to catch, but I bet we see a couple flying snots this week. Good times! Prediction: 2-2 draw. Lots of scoring, lots of splattered snots, and at least one of those tosses will end in a score."
BATMAN: -"Oh yes! This is gonna be good. Of course, the ogres are not as cvlever as me and often stand around looking stupid... but once they get going we're gonna see what colors the insides of those elves have!"
Skula Wekilzya, Parrigan Niall (Gob) - Corpose Chitters Fan Club, Ekawar (Uwd)
BATMAN: -"Goblins everywhere... it's a bad day for the audiance who don't have front row seat! Well, att least they can look at trolls and not have to smell them."
Twisted Terry: -"Looks like another week with no bribes for those gobbos. They lost last week but somehow have all hands available for this one. That big orc was a pussycat, but his ability to withstand mutiple pairs of boots was legendary... Anyway, the trolls are gonna do their best to smash stuff, but otherwise this one should belong to the team with actual ball skills. Speaking of whom, whatcha wanna bet the Club goes for their own bribes? And has anyone else noticed how many little green uglies are running aroud hospital this season? This league ain't what it used to be... Prediction: 2-1 Club. The Skula just doesn't log many wins, but I bet them trolls break more stuff."
But here we are, and you guys are such awesome coaches that the matches surley will get planned and played before Wedensday, April 5th, 23:59 GMT.
The Brave men of Norsca, Wenteros (Nor) - Forrest Dancaz, Weresquid (Orc)
Twisted Terry: -"Look at that! The only winners of week 1 already brawling in week 2. But they did beat up on a bunch of stunties so ol' Terry ain't impressed. Both teams are missing their big guys, so I bet this one will be a snoozefest. Prediction: 2-1 orcs. I'm just giving it to em because of that one big orc."
BATMAN: -"Yeah, a match without big guys is hardly a match I would watch."
Pub Crawlers', Ren Höek (Dae) - Game-Ogre, Comfort_Eagle(Ogr)
Twisted Terry: -"Last year's champs had a rough start but they're still big and scary. Rumor is them bad elves are pretty slippery but looks like they got banged up last week. They're gonna be tough for them big dudes to catch, but I bet we see a couple flying snots this week. Good times! Prediction: 2-2 draw. Lots of scoring, lots of splattered snots, and at least one of those tosses will end in a score."
BATMAN: -"Oh yes! This is gonna be good. Of course, the ogres are not as cvlever as me and often stand around looking stupid... but once they get going we're gonna see what colors the insides of those elves have!"
Skula Wekilzya, Parrigan Niall (Gob) - Corpose Chitters Fan Club, Ekawar (Uwd)
BATMAN: -"Goblins everywhere... it's a bad day for the audiance who don't have front row seat! Well, att least they can look at trolls and not have to smell them."
Twisted Terry: -"Looks like another week with no bribes for those gobbos. They lost last week but somehow have all hands available for this one. That big orc was a pussycat, but his ability to withstand mutiple pairs of boots was legendary... Anyway, the trolls are gonna do their best to smash stuff, but otherwise this one should belong to the team with actual ball skills. Speaking of whom, whatcha wanna bet the Club goes for their own bribes? And has anyone else noticed how many little green uglies are running aroud hospital this season? This league ain't what it used to be... Prediction: 2-1 Club. The Skula just doesn't log many wins, but I bet them trolls break more stuff."