Post by Ren Höek on Apr 7, 2017 18:52:50 GMT
I'm sorry, late MD-post again. Mostly work related, is my excuse. If anyone needs more time to get their match played because of this I will of course be leniant. Otherwise MD 4 will start on Wednesday 12th of April, 23:59 GMT.
Forrest Dancaz, Weresquid (Orc) - Ren Höek, Pub Crawlers' (DaE)
Twisted Terry: -"Looks like the champs are rolling again! But one of them big ugly greenies bought the farm last week. He won't be missed, probably not even by his own team. Them bad elves, though, they'll be missing 3 members of their squad. But they're baaaaaad, right? So scary! Or not. Prediction: 2-1 stupid orcs. They ain't gonna be losing anytime soon."
BATMAN: -"Yeah, obviously the orcs will win. Puny elves have nothing in this league to do. I hate them... any elves actually. They are hard to get their hands on."
The Brave Men of Norsca, Wenteros (Nor) - Skula Wekilzya, Parrigan Niall (Gob)
BATMAN: -"What do you think of this one then? Naked, bearded men vs. litte green dudes with mushrooms for brains? I just hope they all cause eachother a lot of damage!"
Twisted Terry: -"Looks like the bikini boys are still kickin', eh? Still don't get why they don't put on some clothes, but whatever works, eh Batty? They're still pretty fresh so maybe they'll figure it out...doubt it though. them norsemen always were dumb. And them gobs are dumb and mean, and the trolls are dumber and meaner. Did you hear they won last week? How did that happen? Prediction: 2-1 panty boys. Ain't no way those gobbos win 2 weeks in a row."
Game-Ogre, Comfort_Eagle (Ogr) - Corpose Chitter Fan Club, Ekawar (Uwd)
Twisted Terry: -"Remember last season when the ogres made the final? That sure was fun. Think it's happen again? They're bigger and meaner, and so fun to watch. My favorite part is watching snots splatter. The Fan Club ain't as good as the original, at least not yet. I bet them ogres smash more than snots this week. I'm calling it now: bloodiest match of the week. Prediction: 1-1. The only winners in this one will be the fans - and me. Bring on the bloodbath!"
BATMAN: -"Indeed! Khorne loves this ogre team... they give him much blood! Great fun! Kill enemy, score points is the motto!"
Forrest Dancaz, Weresquid (Orc) - Ren Höek, Pub Crawlers' (DaE)
Twisted Terry: -"Looks like the champs are rolling again! But one of them big ugly greenies bought the farm last week. He won't be missed, probably not even by his own team. Them bad elves, though, they'll be missing 3 members of their squad. But they're baaaaaad, right? So scary! Or not. Prediction: 2-1 stupid orcs. They ain't gonna be losing anytime soon."
BATMAN: -"Yeah, obviously the orcs will win. Puny elves have nothing in this league to do. I hate them... any elves actually. They are hard to get their hands on."
The Brave Men of Norsca, Wenteros (Nor) - Skula Wekilzya, Parrigan Niall (Gob)
BATMAN: -"What do you think of this one then? Naked, bearded men vs. litte green dudes with mushrooms for brains? I just hope they all cause eachother a lot of damage!"
Twisted Terry: -"Looks like the bikini boys are still kickin', eh? Still don't get why they don't put on some clothes, but whatever works, eh Batty? They're still pretty fresh so maybe they'll figure it out...doubt it though. them norsemen always were dumb. And them gobs are dumb and mean, and the trolls are dumber and meaner. Did you hear they won last week? How did that happen? Prediction: 2-1 panty boys. Ain't no way those gobbos win 2 weeks in a row."
Game-Ogre, Comfort_Eagle (Ogr) - Corpose Chitter Fan Club, Ekawar (Uwd)
Twisted Terry: -"Remember last season when the ogres made the final? That sure was fun. Think it's happen again? They're bigger and meaner, and so fun to watch. My favorite part is watching snots splatter. The Fan Club ain't as good as the original, at least not yet. I bet them ogres smash more than snots this week. I'm calling it now: bloodiest match of the week. Prediction: 1-1. The only winners in this one will be the fans - and me. Bring on the bloodbath!"
BATMAN: -"Indeed! Khorne loves this ogre team... they give him much blood! Great fun! Kill enemy, score points is the motto!"