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Post by apolloswill on May 15, 2017 2:33:37 GMT
(0-0-0*) Dozen Dirty Dwarves vs. Ultimate Butter Coks (0-0-0*) (Dwarf 1000) ApollosWill vs. Michaels (Undead 970)
*Wins - Losses - Losses by Submission (UBC)And IIIIIIITTTTTTTTs TIME for the second Ultimate Bowler match. Team Rocketdeath keep the advantage of choosing the match, after Knockoff wins 2-1 over Parrigan. The decision is made quickly, and the choice is Michaels' Ultimate Butter Coks against ApollosWill's Dozen Dirty Dwarves. A big difference in experience. Michaels have put in 4444 hours of Blood Bowl (yes, it is four digits of fours) against Apollo's 612 hours. Michaels have won the Iron Crown once, Apollo defeated twice as runner up. Michaels could say that his opponent is no more than a flea on a dog, where as Apollo could prove he is a tick, and not easy to get rid off. Will team Rocketdeath keep their advantage after this match, or is ApollosWill going to upset them. This match is 4 min pr. round match. It is a knock-out match, with overtime and if needed penalties. It is important for both players to remember, that rerolls add to the chance of winning the penalty round, if going so far. The players are also allowed to concede the match, but it will be recorded as a loss by submission. This will of course, reward the opponent 2 MVPs and double the gold, which will make them stronger for future matches. This could become a problem, as the teams could meet again (see Wild Cards). So before Conceding, weigh the consequences. It is the responsibility of the two players to set up this match, using this thread. Please, both players, post your availabilities (as in any other I.P. league). The time that is used, should be in GMT. Please allow at least a day (24 hours), from agreeing to a match day to LIVE, giving everyone that wish to be a spectator a chance to join and watch. Deadline for the match is May 22nd, 0200 GMT, but please put your effort in to getting it played before that, so we can move on to Match #3. Both teams have received a ticket for the match. Can be used any time, before match day. The Winner will move on to the Quarter-Finals. The Loser will go back to the Holding Cell, awaiting the Wild Card Matches, with a second chance to become a Finalist. See rules for more information. Everyone is allowed to use this thread for any thoughts they have of this match (keep it "kinda" civil).
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Post by apolloswill on May 15, 2017 2:39:49 GMT
Michaels and I have already arranged a time for the match. It will be Friday 0200 GMT (Thursday 2200 EST).
I should say hello from Michaels. He is not sure if he is man enough to show up for his defeat. I told him, it's alright. If I was him, I would probably stay away too. So most likely, this match will be the first submission, and it couldn't be more fitting, that it is Michaels tapping out first.
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Post by rocketdeath on May 15, 2017 17:52:51 GMT
Apolloswill will fall quicker than Apollo Creed did to Ivan. Michaels is my Ivan the Undead, Ivan the Unstoppable, and he will squish your fat little bearded ladies under his mummified boot.
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Post by apolloswill on May 15, 2017 18:09:46 GMT
Apolloswill will fall quicker than Apollo Creed did to Ivan. Michaels is my Ivan the Undead, Ivan the Unstoppable, and he will squish your fat little bearded ladies under his mummified boot. Hi Michaels' mom. I'm happy someone can step up in his place, while he is to busy hiding under his blanket. And yes, I will fall, or as the young people would say; I will ROFL, when I see him run away scared, hiding behind your skirt.
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Post by Kaiser on May 17, 2017 17:51:04 GMT
Friday lunchtime for me .... wait.... NOooooooooooooooooooooo crap will be out...or at least a close call to get back in time, now just have to work on my sorry for the person i plan cut corners with at work
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Post by Kaiser on May 17, 2017 18:03:36 GMT
Michaels and I have already arranged a time for the match. It will be Friday 0200 GMT (Thursday 2200 EST). I should say hello from Michaels. He is not sure if he is man enough to show up for his defeat. I told him, it's alright. If I was him, I would probably stay away too. So most likely, this match will be the first submission, and it couldn't be more fitting, that it is Michaels tapping out first. Damn straight, Michaels? that guy? he's just a pussy, he aint got no game. Took his lame arse down 3-0 the other day.. He dont belong in this house runs over have headbutts a locker or door Fuck yeahhhh I can fucken.. fuck...er..and...yeah... Storms into kitchen and eats someone else food out the fridge I might go piss on all your beds... yeahhhh (Remember I am "that" guy ok... I AM THAT GUY I TELLS YA)
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Post by apolloswill on May 18, 2017 19:49:57 GMT
Only a few more hours to the fight. Im getting ready by watching UFC, eating spicy chicken strips, taking a shower and play a practice match with my reknown coach. I WILL be ready.
Now, I know Michaels, especially with undeads are no slouch, and have way more experience than I, but I will not make it easy for him. With Havol and my team on the sideline, I hope we can bring the advantage to our team and start putting some pressure on Rocketdeath and his teams.
We will see.
Match time in about six hours, Friday 0200 GMT. Come join us on discord and watch on Cablevision.
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Post by apolloswill on May 18, 2017 20:07:36 GMT
When I done with Michaels, he will feel like; Such a sinner Such a shame Soft and Golden Somewhat Tame Yes, guys thats the puzzle for today. Figure it out, and learn a bit about my opponent. .
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Post by rocketdeath on May 18, 2017 20:22:44 GMT
We're preparing by getting drunk. Cause your no match for we, short, fat, and bluckin Lay - Zee He's gonna ghoul up on your shit, And punch you right in the dick.
Hows that.
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Post by apolloswill on May 20, 2017 0:42:17 GMT
(0-1-0*) Dozen Dirty Dwarves vs. Ultimate Butter Coks (1-0-0*) (Dwarf 1000) ApollosWill vs. Michaels (Undead 950) 1 - 2 (OT)
*Wins - Losses - Losses by Submission (UBC)Ultimate Butter Coks started the match with a high kick, and the Dozen Dirty Dwarves started the march toward the end zone. Moving slow, but steady. Close to the end zone, the dwarf Farting Vinny Blythe lands an upper cut so hard on the Wight Vlad, that the un from undead is removed. Few more yards, and the dwarves score the first touchdown. While the dwarves are celebrating, a dark cloud put a shadow over the Triple D stadium, and rains start pouring down. With only a few turns left of first half, and a slippery pigskin, it seems unlikely for the undead to score. But here Michaels, show what experience is. The dwarves get lured to the middle, stuck in fighting, while Michaels take advantage and go to the sideline. A few dwarves left to mark, but with some well-placed hits and chain pushes, the ghoul Whitey is free to score, and the game is a tie again. Second half takes off, the rain still pouring, but the Dozen Dirty Dwarves fans are still cheering. The ball switching hands and teams a few times in second half, but nobody get to the end, except for the ghoul Slim. Like literally the end for Slim. Two death on the undead team. And we go in to overtime. Ultimate Butter Coks receive the ball. The coaches and players are getting exhausted, but at least the weather lets up. This time, Michaels does not play around. A few exchanges of blows in the middle, he makes a loose cage down the side line, protecting Whitey. The dwarves get close a few times, but in the end, there is an opening, and the ghoul runs for it, scoring it’s second touchdown. And Michaels take a spot in the quarterfinal. Good match, Michaels. Had a lot of fun. A well-deserved victory. If any one else have some words, advice, match report etc for the above match, please write them. Looking forward to see what other players thoughts are on the match. Also thank you to all of the team members on both teams, that showed up for the match. Was really amazing having so many members in discord, both with voices, but also part of the messaging system. The Iron Phoenix community showed their strength, and why I love being part of it. Note: TV is calculated based on no changes on team, level up getting +STR and journeymen needed
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