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Post by michaels on Oct 10, 2017 0:33:15 GMT
They wanted a quick "who we are" piece so I sent Cerumol this: Information
Tell us something about what the league is, and who the coaches representing your league are:
Iron Phoenix is a multi-timezone Blood Bowl league full of knobs & people who do silly shit. We offer divisions for all team values & skill levels even though none of us play worth a damn & it's amazing we got as far as we did. If we weren't giving out easy wins no one would join but since all of us are terrible it's a real tossup on who will win any titles or be crowned division champ (aka: King of the Shitheap). Really I think most of us were amazed we even got invited & just kind of assumed you all were fucking with us the way Chad does when we go down to the beach with our best girl. God, I fucking hate Chad.
Are there any potential winners - be that the winning team, winning individual or stunty winners and why you think they would win?
Well, Knockoff might get a few wins but those will be more luck than anything. His choice to switch to Chaos Dwarf last minute really speaks volumes to his skill level at the game. Seriously, it's like Games Workshop built in a handicap for some of these guys when it comes to dwarf teams. I (Michaels) might get a win or two but that's mostly because I watch TV while I play & sometimes misclick & do something that's not utterly, fan-fucking-tastic-amazeballs stupid. Doc will probably win the stunty division with humans. No joke. Tectors the only real wild-card here but, since he's Russian, we all assume he has someone (or someones) that's actually good at the game telling him what to do each turn.
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