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Post by apolloswill on Jul 13, 2017 17:29:50 GMT
And IIIIIIITTTTTTTTs TIME for the first ever Ultimate Bowler Championship Event, UBC 1 UBC 1 - Norbagge United vs. UBC Titans Deadline for all matches: July 24th, 0400 GMT.
Please use this thread to arrange all matches in. In case of a match not being played, the information in this thread is used to decide the outcome. The UBC 1 CardUnderCard(s)13th, Linnerud Lykanz (Weresquid) vs. 15th, Chrononauts (Insidious)
16th, UBC Nightwatch (Kaiser) vs. 18th, Necro-Maniacs (Tencoin)
17th, Bowlers by Nights (ApollosWill) vs. 19th, The Renegade Angels (Michaels) Main Card(s) (1-1-0*) The Crusaders Elite vs. Ultimate Butter Coks (2-1-0*) (Human 1090) Nails vs. Michaels (Undead 1060)
(1-0-0*) Moustachioed Gentlemen vs. The Frozen Chosen (0-1-0*) II (Skaven 1010) Havol vs. Rocketdeath (Chaos 1000)
(1-1-0*) Chaos, Beards & Horns vs. Havrock Hobrockers (0-1-0*) (Cha. Dwa. 1030) Dragonvisper vs. Comfort Eagle (Cha. Dwa. 1030)
*Wins - Losses - Losses by Submission (UBC) Main Event(2-1-1*) Norbagge United vs. UBC Titans (1-1-0*) (Norse 1080) Knockoff vs. Kaiser (Khemri 1060)
*Wins - Losses - Losses by Submission (UBC)
UBC Titans Stats Last 3 matches; vs. Meat Puppets (loss 0-3), vs. Havrock Hobrockers (win 1-0) Noticeable players; Johnny Football IV, Thro-Ra Norbagge United Stats Last 3 matches; vs. Meat Puppets (loss to Submission 1-3) vs. Chaos, Beards and Horns (win 3-0), vs. Freedom Rock (win 2-1) Noticeable players; Sigvald Codpiece, Berserker & Ingort Kjeldstaad, Runner The matches is 3 min pr. round. All matches are knock-outs, with overtime and if needed penalties. It is important for both players to remember, that rerolls add to the chance of winning the penalty round, if going so far. The players are also allowed to concede the match, but it will be recorded as a loss by submission. This will of course, reward the opponent 2 MVPs and double the gold, which will make them stronger for future matches. This could become a problem, as the teams could meet again in the UBC. So before Conceding, weigh the consequences. It is the responsibility of the two players to set up this match, using this thread. Please, both players, post your availabilities (as in any other I.P. league). The time that is used, should be in GMT. Please allow at least a day (24 hours), from agreeing to a match day to LIVE, giving everyone that wish to be a spectator a chance to join and watch.
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Post by apolloswill on Jul 13, 2017 17:34:10 GMT
The following was written up by Kaiser. Even when kidnapped by Goblins, he still manage to get this information out, and I will post on his behalf.
Tonight we are in Reikland for the first ever UBC. This is UBC 1. This broadcast is brought to you by goblin gaming and can also be seen in one hundred percent Goblin.
Now lets get things started,
"Hi everybody I am Matt Golgbug, and with me is Joe Ronin, lets look at tonight's card, first up we have the 19th ranked, The Renegade Angels (Michaels) vs. 17th ranked, Bowlers by Night (ApollosWill)"
"Yes Matt, though both these teams were not in the ultimate bowler, the coaches were, and they faced off against each other with the game going to overtime with Michaels the victor. So this will be a grudge match of sorts. The Renegade Angels are a highly physical team and have the reach advantage (higher total strength). Bowlers by Night however are fast on the outside (some high movement players)and many have iron jaws (regen), they will have to work the inside (tie players up) and may even ground and pound (foul)
"Next up we have two more new teams yet experienced coaches, with the 18th ranked, Necro-Maniacs (Tencoin) taking on the 16th ranked, UBC Nightwatch (Kaiser), Joe who has the advantage in this one?"
"well like the bout before this one, Tencoin has failed to show his lineup (team not in UBC league so cant look)I am sure it is fast on the outside, one thing we do know is they have iron jaws, so they will be durable. Kaiser has not shown fear and is the first to list his lineup"
"And what a lineup it is Joe"
"UBC Nightwatch, looks good on paper, they are allusive (high agility),with speed (high movement 6+ on all players in team) and some on the team like McGregor, Diaz, Cruz and Ferguson will also like to keep this toe to toe , This could also be one of the higher scoring games of the night
"After that bout we have the 15th ranked, Chrononauts (Insidious), a chaos dwarf team, take on yet another Necro team, 13th ranked, Linnerud Lykanz (Weresquid) and Ted Hanson will have to do better than he did in the ultimate bowler"
"Absolutely right Matt, I have to admit I was disappointed in his appearance on the ultimate bowler, he has to shine if they have any hope of coming out of this with a win tonight and against a team that lacks the ball handling skills that plague most chaos dwarf teams, he should have plenty of chances. But Chrononauts are fast on the outside, gritty (high armor, dwarf type)and have good boxing skills to make this a slug fest"
"In the main card we have some very interesting matches, starting with the 12th ranked Havrock Hobrockers (Comfort Eagle) taking on 9th rankedChaos, Beards and Horns (Dragonvisper)"
"Matt this is a mirror match in ever sense of the term, both have boxing skills, gritty, fast on the outside and will like to go toe to toe, we may see some ground and pound, but it will all come down to who can stay disciplined, who has the better foot work and who just wants it more. Who's next Matt?"
"Oh this one will be good. Its the mentors from ultimate bowler 1. Coach Rocketdeath with his 8th ranked The Frozen Chosen to once again face coach Havol and his Moustachioed Gentlemen ranked just above them in 7th. Will Rocketdeath get revenge and redemption? Or will Havol once again prove who is boss and walk away with another win?
"Rocket will have to right up toe to toe in this, he has the reach advantage but he had it last time they met too, he will have to work harder on his footwork, and I really think he needs to risk it a bit more early with some ground and pound. He cant worry about the score, he will fall behind, what he needs to focus on is getting Moustachioed Gentlemen off the field, he just didnt do enough last time"
"Yes with only 1 kill and 3 casualty's he didnt do enough, But what about the Moustachioed Gentlemen, what do you see Joe?"
"I think Havol got a bit lucky, he didnt score nearly as much as he should have like most Skaven team do, his team has the speed and they need to use it, score fast, score early and hold on, survive, to the end, if the score stays close throughout the game it will put a lot of pressure on Havols shoulders. Its going to be a good one. Matt who's next?"
"The 6th ranked Crusaders Elite (Nails) take on 4th ranked Ultimate Butter Coks (Michaels)"
"Coach Michaels has been keeping closed training sessions for the team leading up to this, and some say mummy player Looksee has been hitting the weight room and training with some specialists, but what skills he has picked up no one knows. They are a surprise to be where they are in the rankings as they have given up almost as many scores as they have scored, and have been on the wrong end of the stick when it comes to a beat down, have they just been lucky? The Crusaders Elite however can score and score fast, they showed that in ultimate bowler 1 with their opening game a 3-0 victory, they are fast on the outside buthave faulted a but when it comes to going toe to toe. Butter Finger, their best catcher has some of the best take down defense in the game, but will it be enough? It cant be a one man show, this is a team sport, so the rest of his team better start tofind a way to help keep Butter Fingers off his back or they will be in for a long night."
"And that brings us to our main event... In ultimate bowler 1 Knockoff was thought to be the favorite till a bad case of food poisoning forced him out of the competition against the eventual winner coach Tector and his Meat Puppets... Kaiser too was taken out at the hands of Tector and his Meat Puppets, however his exit was far more brutal losing three of his four tomb guardians in the first 3 turns of the game, in what maybe one of the best exhibitions of ground and pound we have ever seen. Tonight Kaiser will have to get past Knockoff if he wants the chance at revenge on Tector down the road. its 5th ranked UBC Titans (Kaiser) to take on the 2nd placed Contender Norbagge United (Knockoff)"
"Matt these are 2 great teams, we will see some ground and pound form Norbagge United we know this because they have a specialist in lineman Languri Boritson, they also have good boxing skills but it is the UBC Titans that have the reach advantage. But the real question is if coach Kaiser loses the toss how will he line up for the kick? coz you got to know Knockoff will likely do a similar attack as Tector did against Kaiser. So if Kaiser has to kick will he put his tomb guard on the line? or will he play safer and use skeletons?"
"well Joe you would think he will use skeletons right?"
"I thought that too, but Kaiser like to control the line, be it kicking or receiving, he may just think lightning cant strike the same place twice. The other thing Kaiser has to think about is he only has 1 throw ra, the Egyptian is out with a pinched nerve, this match could come to an end very fast, for both these teams. lets hope not."
Edit
"Well Joe this just in, coach Knockoff has pulled his team Norbagge United out and sent them into retirement, claiming he was disappointed with the teams efforts in training."
"Matt this is just crazy news, coach kaiser was to say the least, disgusted, and we will get to talk to him in just a moment, but I wanted to say first a bit more on this retirement. Yes its in the rules and injuries and illness at the last minute can happen to anyone, but this is a retirement, why he didn't do so right after ultimate bowler or at least before the challenges started is just a travesty for the sport. Coach knockoff should be fined and I personally would... oh we have Kaiser with us now, whats your take on this?"
"Thanks Joe, Matt, yeah look it happens, I'm disappointed but I expected it, after all I am the best, can you blame him for being scared?, he's a punk, a chicken shit. did you see his boohoo I'm not well stunt he pulled in ultimate bowler? it's a joke, he's a joke. I don't really care, I want my shot at the title. Tector that title belongs to me, you hear me mother fucker face me, I'm ready for your ground and pound bull shit" Kaiser then drops the mic and walks off.
Edit 2 please note this was just fluff, no real disrespect aimed at any players, also I think very highly of knockoffs playing skills he his very talented... its just fluff ok. Kaiser.
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Post by apolloswill on Jul 13, 2017 17:40:22 GMT
For this to go smooth, please all, use your ticket in BB2 as soon as possible, so we can "activate" the match. Also, please note that Kaiser and michaels have two matches. Please, coaches, remember to schedule and play for all your teams. And HAVE FUN
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2017 19:09:37 GMT
Oh goddamn it I meant to retire these fuckers but it slipped my mind. My team disgusts me and the thought of playing them again makes me question why I get up in the morning. please remove them from your mailing list. I'm going to go look over the rules to see what can be done because I was really looking forward to deleting the whole squad
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2017 19:42:28 GMT
I declare submission for Norbagge United
I'll retire them momentarily
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Post by apolloswill on Jul 13, 2017 20:24:49 GMT
I declare submission for Norbagge United I'll retire them momentarily Crazy news and you will hear them here first. The 2nd Contender and 1st Main Event of UBC have a submission. Both unexpected, but also expected as UBC will have it all. This is allowed and by the rules. Perhaps this will take the excitement down a little bit, but the UBC will in replacement for the Main Event offer free fries at the venue. There is still a lot of exciting matches in the card, especially under the Main. Take a look at the rematch between the Frozen Chosen and the Moustachio Gentlemen, or what about the mirror match of the Havrock Hobrockers versus Chaos, Beards and Horns? And we can't forget the only UBC human team, the Crusaders Elite facing the scary Ultimate Butter Coks. Who will be victories? And who will fall?
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Post by comfort_eagle on Jul 13, 2017 21:55:22 GMT
Dragonvisper - Comfort_Eagle
Hello! I can start a game:
Thu 22:30 - Fri 05:30 Fri 10:00 - 11:00 Mon 01:00 - 05:00 Tues 22:30 - Wed 05:00 all times GMT
hope one of those times suits. comfort
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Post by comfort_eagle on Jul 13, 2017 22:08:25 GMT
Spoke with Dragonvisper, game confirmed for Tuesday 2230 GMT.
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Post by Kaiser on Jul 14, 2017 10:26:19 GMT
added and edit to the write up Tencion we are up and as I can do most times atm you perhaps name a few
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Post by havol on Jul 14, 2017 14:32:53 GMT
Yo, rocketdeath, time for you to duck me! Where you been at?? What do you have available? I have mornings this weekend and through next week. Also have afternoons and evenings next week as well.
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Post by tencoin on Jul 14, 2017 15:22:41 GMT
added and edit to the write up Tencion we are up and as I can do most times atm you perhaps name a few Saturday just freed up, so how about then? Generally I am available from 1200 GMT to 0100 GMT, but I am hoping to play copper at 1500, so pick around that.
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Post by apolloswill on Jul 14, 2017 17:32:55 GMT
Hi michaels. We gotta get your first screw-up out of the way, challenging me. But thank you for letting me use you as a stepping stone to the belt. I'm on Vacation until Sunday, so it will have to be after that, but from then of, I will be available (can start within those times). Mon-Thurs, upcoming week 2200 GMT - 0100 GMT Next Friday 2200 GMT - 0500 GMT Saturday 1500 GMT -0500 GMT Sunday (last day before deadline) 1500 GMT - 0100 GMT Should be all the times I'm available . Let me know, what works for you.
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Post by Kaiser on Jul 14, 2017 19:13:34 GMT
added and edit to the write up Tencion we are up and as I can do most times atm you perhaps name a few Saturday just freed up, so how about then? Generally I am available from 1200 GMT to 0100 GMT, but I am hoping to play copper at 1500, so pick around that. so is 1300 gmt sat ok? 2 hours before copper game
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Post by tencoin on Jul 14, 2017 19:24:38 GMT
Saturday just freed up, so how about then? Generally I am available from 1200 GMT to 0100 GMT, but I am hoping to play copper at 1500, so pick around that. so is 1300 gmt sat ok? 2 hours before copper game As long as you're considerate enough to lose quickly, that should be fine. see you then.
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Post by rocketdeath on Jul 15, 2017 4:53:17 GMT
Yo, rocketdeath , time for you to duck me! Where you been at?? What do you have available? I have mornings this weekend and through next week. Also have afternoons and evenings next week as well. Hey man, been wrapping up a summer course this week, was real busy. Wednesday is the best day for me because its the day weeks roll in other leagues so there is no chance of conflict and Im available all day. So name a time Wednesday if you can?
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