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Post by apolloswill on Jul 15, 2017 20:37:42 GMT
Ultimate Bowler I
05/29/2017 - vs. Chaos, Beards and Horns (Dragonvisper) - loss 1-1 (pen) 06/09/2017 - vs. Furious Rage (Tencoin) - loss 0-1 06/11/2017 - vs. Dozen Dirty Dwarves (ApollosWill) - win 1-0 06/12/2017 - vs. The Crusaders Elite (Nails) - win 2-1 (OT) 06/25/2017 - vs. Ultimate Butter Coks (Michaels) - win 2-1 07/03/2017 - vs. Meat Puppets (Tector) - loss 1-2 (OT)
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Post by apolloswill on Jul 15, 2017 20:38:08 GMT
(1-0-0*) Chaos, Beards, and Horns VS. Da Big Red Machine (0-1-0*) (Cha. Dwarf 970) Dragonvisper vs. Bubskii (Orc 1010) 1 - 1 ^ penalties
*Wins - Losses - Losses by Submission (UBC)This match started at the home stadium of Coach Dragonvisper's Chaos, Beards, and Horns, called Bearded Plain. The location of this stadium was kept a secret as the UBC officials and the orcish away team, Da Big Red Machine, were all blindfolded when they were brought to the stadium. However, we know it is located somewhere in chaos dwarf territory, east of the World's Edge Mountain Range. The weather was unusually nice for the chaotic region. The orcs won the coin toss and chose to receive. The ref blew the whistle, KICKOFF! The chorfs kicked it off and started aggressively blitzing into the orc half with a pincer formation, one bull centaur heading around either flank of the line and then closing in behind the line toward the ball. The orc thrower received the ball and fell into a cage behind his line. Very early in the orc drive, one of the big black orcs put a hard hit on a chaos dwarf blocker (Gharakk Burntsoul) knocking him out cold. C, B, and H answer quick as one of the bull centaurs throws a retaliatory hit on an orc lineman, knocking him unconscious and he was carried off. With the chorfs attacking the flanks, Da Big Red Machine push the ball up the middle, punching through the chorfs thinned line. The chaos dwarfs quickly adjust and collapse on the cage, laying a hit on the ballcarrier, knocking him down and the ball loose. Chaos, Beards, and Horns recover the ball. The hobgoblin, Ballsack Bonereater, oh wait, Im sorry correction, Im being told the hobgoblins name is Ballracker Bonethief. Hahaha, honest mistake, I swear. Anyways, Ballsack took the ball up the right sideline for his chorf masters with some support in a drive towards the endzone. The orcs scramble back to protect their half and stop the ballcarrier. They placed one orc in front of the charging hobgoblin and marked up up most of the goblin's supporting players. A black orc went in to mark the last remaining supporting chorf player, a bull centaur, and while going for that extra yard he trips over his own feet and falls on his ass. The bull, free to move, blitzed away the orc in the way, and ran in for the first TOUCHDOWN Bonereater!, I mean Ballsack, I mean Ballcracker, you know what I mean, its a TOUCHDOWN! With little time remaining in the half, both sides are well aware of the orcs need for a quick score. The chaos dwarfs set up back to kick in a very conservative setup to guard against the quick return. The orc thrower receives the ball while all 4 orc blitzers charge deep into chorf territory as potential receivers. The chaos dwarf players marked all 4 of the orc blitzer/receivers. One of da big burly black orcs tried to blitz a bull centaur away from one of his receivers and they both went down in a tangle of violence. The bull centaur tried to get back up and attack the orc receiver but the attackers poor attempt was rebuffed and he was knocked back down. The orc thrower then ran forward and launched the ball to the now free orc blitzer. CATCH! The orc blitzer then ran full speed toward the endzone and scored. TOUCHDOWN Da Big Red Machine! The game went into the half tied 1 - 1. In the second half, the chaos dwarfs seemed to get an offensive jumpstart, with the whole team moving just a bit quicker then their orcish opponents. A hobgoblin named Gdeb Darkscreamer received the ball and headed towards the right side of the pitch behind a solid screen. Much of the beginning of this half was a slow grind as the chaos dwarfs tried to muscle their way toward the end zone with players on both sides needing to be carried off the pitch. The first player to go out was the star hobgoblin Ballsacker Bonermuncher who was killed dead by Larionov, the same orc blitzer who seriously injured a chaos dwarf blocker earlier in the match. Violent fella that Larionov, but then again, all them green fellas are a bit rough around the edges. I say that out of admiration, not orcism. I like greenfolk. After their favorite pet hobgoblin was killed, it seemed like a fire was lit under the chaos dwarf team. First they knocked out a big black orc. Then, they knocked out another big black orc and he was carried away. After that KO, both sides dug in and nothing happened for awhile, the hobgoblin ballcarrier sat in his cage in the center pitch and neither side was able to gain any ground. Finally the chorfs saw an opening as the orcs were unable to mark a stray hobgob on the side of the pitch. The ballcarrier ran to the right and handed the ball off to this stray slave who then ran full speed toward the end zone trying to get out of range. Unfortunately, he stumbled and was unable to regain his footing, fumbling the ball, and leaving an opening for the orcs to scramble for it. For the rest of the half, both sides jostled for the loose ball but neither side was able to make anything important happen and the game went into overtime. The chaos dwarves started the overtime period with a beautiful onside kick attempt that went just far enough, landing right on the border of the sideline and the line of scrimmage. The orcs did not have the speed and range to recover this onside kick straight away and both sides scrambled toward the sideline for the ball. After some of the overtime period was wasted in this, the orc thrower was able to pick up the ball and fall back behind his line. He tried a horizontal pass to a blitzer who had an opening to run through if he could make the catch. Had this pass been made, the blitzer would then have been homefree to get out of range and score but the throw was inaccurate and the ball was loose again, but this time behind the orc line in good position still for them to try again. An orc blitzer was able to get the ball while his black orc buddies tried to make a hole for him to cross the pitch diagonally toward the end zone. Although very close, they were unable to complete this task and the overtime period ran out with the score still tied. With a tie after the overtime period, the game went to penalty kicks to decide the result. The injured chaos dwarf blocker showed some real heart as he somehow got up and kicked it through the uprights to score a penalty for his team. His orc counterpart then failed his kick and the win was given to Coach Dragonvisper and his Chaos, Beards, and Horns team. A close match, well played. Welcome to the quarterfinals, Chaos, Beards, and Horns.
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Post by apolloswill on Jul 15, 2017 20:54:04 GMT
(1-1-0*) Furious Rage vs. Da Big Red Machine (0-2-0*) (Norse 990) Tencoin vs. Bubs (Orc 1010) 1 - 0
*Wins - Losses - Losses by Submission (UBC)Once again, we were in the Frozen North at Homeland, the stadium of Furious Rage. The seventh match of the Ultimate Bowler and the first of the wild cards. These two teams, getting a second chance, to prove that they could become the Ultimate Bowler. Da Big Reds were receiving first. The Weather was Nice, and perfect for this match. Orcs picked up the ball and made a loose cage, and the rest of the players started to exchange blocks around the skirmish line. A battle of the warriors. Punch each other back and forth. Moving the line up and down, knocking orcs and norse alike down, stunning some and a single knockout on the Norse team. It continued like that for most of the first half, but then Khorne the Blood God, must have look down upon them, and said, enough is enough. This is BLOOD bowl. First casualty; Eilifdora, a norse lineman, hurt himself badly on an orc's armor, and had to sit out for the rest of the match. A Berserker went shoulder first, into the star on Da Big Red Machine, Larionov, knocking him out, making the team a lot weaker. Then the runner Grettir, went dauntless and head first into a black orc, sending him out bruised and done. Too busy trying to beat each other up, all were surprised when the referee, suddenly ended the first half, 0-0. Kick-off, Norse received. The Weather held Nice, but the big question were, would the God Khorne play nice? The answer was no. Right away, the Orc Blitzer Petrov decided to take out another norse lineman. Pay back came fast. The Berserker Ofeigmoar, Fractured on orc's Skull. The second half continued as 1st half had ended. Blood for the Blood God. Tencoin was guiding his team from the sideline, making them focus as well on moving the ball forward a bit, and within sprinting distance of the touchdown line. Halfway through second half, still no score. Halfdan the Stout, claimed another casualty, taking out yet another orc. The clock ticking down. Tencoin was heard, yelling that his team had to try to score. Grettir, the runner, seem to be the only one that heard him, running in, getting a hold of the ball, rushing away from the brawling. The orc Blitzer Petrov, saw him, and tried to catch him, but Grettir dodge away, and ran in the ball for the first touch down. 1-0 to the Norse. The orcs was defeated. Not enough time to score. Furious Rage fans was Cheering their team on. The ball get kicked away, and the match was over. Welcome to the Quarter finals, Furious Rage. And to Da Big Red Machine, we will see you again in the second wild card match. Be careful, Team Havol. This is a team that earned some experience, and feeling ready to revenge their two defeats.
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Post by apolloswill on Jul 15, 2017 20:57:02 GMT
(0-2-0*) Dozen Dirty Dwarves vs. Da Big Red Machine (1-2-0*) (Dwarf 1010) ApollosWill vs. Bubs (Orc 1090) 0 - 1
*Wins - Losses - Losses by Submission (UBC)Ready for the last Wild Card match, most waiting in anticipation for the Quarter-Finals. The two teams were getting their last chance, this match as important as their first one, or in for Da Big Red Machine, first and second one. The front page of Da Big Red Machine's local newspaper, had talked about how the orcs had been cheated out of a win the last two times, and it was clear the fans were not going to let that happened a third time. Match started, the dwarves receiving. As the ball were flying at Kick-off, so were a rock from the stands. It landed straight between the eyes of Jack Earbeard, sending him for a count that would last the rest of the match. But the retribution came quickly, and in the first minute, two orcs was as well knocked out, taking a nap. The dwarves made a cage close to the sideline, trying to hold the orcs back, but a black orc sneaked in, knocking the runner down and the ball lose. He were quickly rewarded by a troll slayer that send him out to sleep with his team members. It was starting to look good for the dwarves, 10 vs. 8. They recovered the ball and set up, a very loose, cage again. Lead by a troll slayer it looked like it could become an opening to score. The troll slayer in a frenzy, jumped over a fallen orc, and attacked the orc's thrower. But the thrower was ready, and as the slayer was mid-air, he received an uppercut, going to the ground, stopping the dwarves in their run. Now outmanned at the sideline, the two dwarves runners was making a run for it, through the middle and to the other side. A huge chance, without the protection from team members. Orcs, jumps them, but their hits is avoided. One runner take off, the other trying to hold a close orc back. This could be it, as all the orcs were marked. But Krutov an orc blitzer winks to his partner, and kicks Pant-Down Harley, between where his pants should be, taking him out of the match. Makarov is free, he have to run further then he have done before. But he have too. And he does, taking a well-placed swing at the runner, knocking him down. And first half is over. 0-0. Two of the three orc players, woke up from their nap, and ready to play. The dwarves were now the ones out-manned, 9-10. The Weather stayed Nice, and 2nd half were off. As soon as the ball landed on the field, another dwarves was taken out to sleep (or was he just a coward?). It became a game of patience. The dwarves trying to slow down the orcs, the black orcs, trying to make a hole. While a fight were breaking out in the middle of the field, keep a lot of dwarves and orcs occupied, a small band of orcs, take the opportunity, running down the sideline. Ball hold tight, while orcs are holding dwarves back. The two troll slayers tries to block the path. The orcs make a quick switch to the middle, and they are free. A dwarf blocker gets free from the middle, and run as far as his small legs can take him, desperately trying to hold the orcs ball carrier, the thrower Maltsev. Dancin' Booker Grimm, tries to support, and live out to his name, dancing away from two orc blitzer, but the dance ends with him not, only on his stomach, but with a smashed ankle. He will never be able to dance again. With only one dwarf to mark the ball, an orc blitzer quickly lend his support, knocking the dwarf down, freeing Maltsev. Maltsev is free, and he SCORE. 1-0 to the Machine. The dwarves still have time to receive one more time, but everyone knew it was over, and time to go to the beach. Even the sun knew, and shinned up the field as much as it could. Welcome to the Quarter finals, Da Big Red Machine.
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Post by apolloswill on Jul 15, 2017 21:01:40 GMT
(1-1-0*) The Crusaders Elite vs. Da Big Red Machine (2-2-0*) (Human 1090) Nails vs. Bubs(Orc 1210) 1 - 2 (OT)
*Wins - Losses - Losses by Submission (UBC)
First Quarter-final were close to kick-off. It had not taken long from announcement, for coaches and managers to arrange a time and place. The place was Olympus, a place of holiness and The Crusaders Elite. The stadium were filled up with Cheering Fans from both teams. Crusaders first receiving. As soon as the ball landed, men were send against orcs, trying to punch through the middle. A catcher ran on the outside of it, and toward the end zone, while Jesus Girly Thrower secured the ball deep in his own end. A big punch from the Crusader's Ogre, knocking out the Machine's troll. Punching back and forth the team got spread over the line. To the one side and catcher and blitzer was playing tag. In the middle the ogre was trying to add some orcs casualties, but they were not as easy to knock out as the troll. To the other side, a small group from both side, was ensuring they couldn't get past each other. A quick groin kick from the orc Michajlov, send a crusader lineman out, not able to recover for the rest of the match. Shortly after a orc blitzer joined to orc in the knock out box. Jesus kept moving up the sideline. Not with much protections from his team mates, but they had each of the orcs stuck in fighting and marking, keeping Jesus safe. Getting close to end zone, the fight got closer and closer to the ball carrier, a small cage gathering around jesus with orcs marking them up, forcing them all the way to the line of the side. Before getting pushed all the way to the side line, Jesus made a quick switch, running around a group of orcs, making a short pass to a lineman, at the middle protected by the ogre and a blitzer. But Larionov was smooth, making a long unnoticed run, though almost falling over a left helmet from an earlier fight, knocking the lineman down. Ball was free, but surround by human, who all was marked by orcs. Jesus tries to get back to the ball, but is tackled, the ball now rolling in between orcs. The human pushing, finally get the ball to roll out under the heap of bodies. Holy Helmet grabs it out from between a mix of orcs and human legs. Butter Fingers sees it, and runs for the end zone. Holy Helmet get free, toss the ball, right in to Butter Fingers hands...touchdown. 1-0 to the Crusaders. It's perfect Blood Bowl weather, with only a gentle gust of wind. Orcs receiving, only a short time left of first half. But nothing comes out of it, before the ref calls of the half. In the half, Da Big Red Machine finally wakes up the troll. They are ready to receive again. As the ball goes to the air, the Crusader sees the chance for a blitz, and goes for it. They are sending most of their team down deep on the orcs half, before they orcs can even react. But they can't make it all the way, as the ball landed near the end zone. Larionov is again smooth, runs back and knock out a crusader with a mighty blow. Maltsev the orc thrower secures the ball, and pass it right away to Larionov. Kasatonov, had his evil eye on Holy Helm from the pass in first half, and smashes his knee. A blitzer sees it, and tries to avoid the same faith, dodging away from Kasatonov. But the black orc is too quick, and tackles him, knocking him out. The crusaders lost three players in no time. But that was not enough. While players are being carried off the field, three linemen are trying to take down the troll. They get it to the ground, but he lands on one of the linemen, knocking him out. Now down five players all in all. It is seven players against 9, not good especially when those nine are orcs. Outnumbered like that, the crusaders have almost no chance to stop the orcs. Larionov running toward the end zone, only protected by the other other Orc of the duo, Krutov. The Ogre manage to knockout an orc, but no help as all, as a black orc at the same time, knocks out Jesus Girly Throw. Larionov hands the ball to another blitzer Petrov, who runs it in for a touchdown. 1-1. No time left. Crusaders need to receive. This look like Overtime. But it at least give two of the crusaders a chance to wake up, making it eight against nine. The crusaders set up, to take a chance to score quickly before the timer runs out. The fans from both teams are going nuts, cheering, and whistling. The ball, lands, but the crusaders is not even able to get their hands on the ball before it is over, and we are in overtime. Another Crusaders wakes up, though Jesus still sleeping. The important coin toss. Who will get the ball here in overtime? Da Big Red Machine wins it. The ball is send off with a High Kick. The nine vs nine only last for a minute. A crusader gets knockout, and the orcs again have the advantage. Maltsev grabs the ball and runs to the middle, the orcs making a cage around him. But a linemen sees an opportunity between the troll and a black orc, jumps in between them, and stuns Maltev, with himself on the ground. The ball is free and out of the cage. But as a well-oiled machine, Da Red, pushes the humans aside, making a wall around the ball. Larionov runs in, and grabs the ball. Jekil Fentleberry tries the same tactic as the last lineman. But instead of facing an orc thrower, his is facing an orc with a might blow. He get's so badly hurt, he won't return for the rest of the match. Larionov runs for it. Butter Fingers try to catch him, but is pushed away by another orc. Larionov scores. 2-1 to Da Big Red Machine. Please all welcome, Da Big Red Machine, to the Ultimate Bowler Semi-Final.
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Post by apolloswill on Jul 15, 2017 21:15:18 GMT
Ultimate Butter Coks vs. Da Big Red Machine (Undead) Michaels vs. Bubs (Orc)
Stadium: UBCoks Weather Nice1st Half
Drive 1, Da Big Red Machine receives
Perfect Defense, Ultimate Butter Coks
Turn 1
Larionov, Orc Blitzer, K.O. Ferrymaster, Zombie Maltsev, Orc Thrower, picks up ball
Turn 2
Larionov, injures (smashed knee) Boris, Zombie, but regenerate
Turn 3
Carl, Wight, K.O. Krutov, Orc Blitzer
Turn 4
Larionov, K.O. Chappy, Mummy Tichonov, Troll, K.O. Virigard Jointless, Zombie
Turn 5
Larionov, K.O. Derpa, Zombie Kasatonov, Black Orc, injures (fractured skull), Herk, Zombie Ultimate Butter Coks fireballs Maltsev, knocking ball free Whitey, Ghoul, picks up ball and fails a pass to Spiney, Ghoul, leaving ball free. Spiney picks up ball and score. 1-0 to Ultimate Butter Coks.
Drive 2, Da Big Red Machine receives
Chappy recovers from K.O. 11 vs. 8 in Da Big Red Machine's favor
Perfect Defense, Ultimate Butter Coks
Turn 7
Maltsev picks up ball
Turn 8
Fetisov, Black Orc, K.O. Whitey Maltsev passes to Makarov, Orc Blitzer Makarov scores. 1-1
Drive 3, Ultimate Butter Coks receives
Derpa, Virigard Jointless and Krutov recovers from K.O.. 11 vs. 9 in Da Big Red Machine's favor
Blitz, Da Big Red Machine Touchback, Spiney gets ball.
Turn 8
Spiney fails a pass to Virigard Jointless, leaving ball free
Whistle, End of 1st half
2nd HalfDrive 4, Ultimate Butter Coks receives Whitey and Ferrymaster recovers from K.O. 11 vs. 11.
Brilliant Coaching, Ultimate Butter Coks
Turn 9
Tichonov K.O. Derpa
Turn 10
Spiney picks up ball
Turn 12
Krutov knocks down Spiney, knocking ball over the sideline. Toss in. Makarov picks up ball
Turn 14
Herpa, Zombie, knocks down Makarov, knocking ball free Makarov picks up ball
Turn 15
Whitey knocks down Makarov, knocking ball free Petrov, Orc Blitzer, K.O. Spiney and picks up ball Kasatonov K.O. and sends over sideline, Boris
Turn 16
Petrov scores. 2-1 to Da Big Red Machine
Whistle, End of Match
Noticeable Players
Da Big Red Machine
Larionov, Orc Blitzer Violent and Biggest Brute with 1 Injury and 3 K.O. Kasatonov, Black Orc, Violent with 1 Injury Makerov, Orc Blitzer, Best receiver with 1 Catch and 1 TD Maltsev, Orc Thrower with 12 yard passing and 1 complete Petrov, Orc Blitzer with 1 TD
Ultimate Butter Coks
Spiney, Ghoul with 44 yard rushing and 1 TD
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Post by apolloswill on Jul 15, 2017 21:22:18 GMT
(3-0-0*) Meat Puppets vs. Da Big Red Machine (3-2-0*) (Necro 1190)Tector vs. Bubs (Orc 1300)
*Wins - Losses - Losses by Submission (UBC)And the final, we have been waiting on. Who will wear the belt? Who will become the first UBC Champ and Ultimate Bowler? Only one way to find out. Sit back and enjoy. (Apologize for the low quality to save on space and upload time) [/b][/font] Noticeable Players
Da Big Red Machine
Maltsev, Orc Thrower, Best Thrower with 10 yard passing, 1 complete and Biggest Brute with 2 K.O. Petrov, Orc Blitzer, Violent with 1 Injury and Best Receiver with 1 Catch Fetisov, Black Orc, Violent with 1 Injury
Meat Puppets
Sowarg Weylyn, Werewolf, Violent with 1 Injury Gui the Cadaverous, Flesh Golem, Violent with 1 Injury Gerhart the Ferrymaster, Zombie, with 1 Kill Carnivoreravager, Ghoul, Best Rusher with 86 yards and 2 TD
Result
(4-0-0*) Meat Puppets vs. Da Big Red Machine (3-3-0*) (Necro 1270)Tector vs. Bubs (Orc 1270) 2 - 1 (OT)
*Wins - Losses - Losses by Submission (UBC)
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