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Post by comfort_eagle on Feb 12, 2018 1:59:19 GMT
Post your stories, match reports, and sundries here.
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Post by comfort_eagle on Feb 12, 2018 2:00:33 GMT
Comfort's Assassin Damage Inflicted List
St. Cannonball (fling) - Dead
Total tally: 1
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Post by havol on Feb 12, 2018 2:49:23 GMT
I received a nice 4-1 spanking by Doc. Two failed pickups and two failed passes at just the right time Gonna be a long season...
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Post by parrigan on Feb 12, 2018 2:52:18 GMT
My glittering, amazingly detailed, and engrossing match report:
1-1
I managed the draw because I have dancers. Comfort managed the draw because he has a gutter and an assassin. The end.
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Post by Dragonvisper on Feb 12, 2018 11:06:43 GMT
i had a stunning 3-0 victory, nuffels was at me and tencoin all the time, i lost my quaterfinals to him in copper because of nuffels and he then returnt in the favor in the smash cup game, first half was a cluster fuck whitout eaquel, but the elves won on the ag and wardancers, sekond half swealthing heat effekted the elves whit two out, and then they got a bliz, wardancer leapt, bliz and a ball catzh and it was 2-0, then nuffels really kick tencoins in the balls and send half his team out whit heaet stroke, so the elves had a field day whit the rest of his team, but one amazone blitzer should be the mvp, she got 5 2 dices blocks aginst her before she vent dovn:)
over all two good games:)
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Post by weresquid on Feb 13, 2018 20:05:49 GMT
Weekly news from the Capital: This week, while on a diplomatic visit to Blocktropolis the Prime Minister was attacked by some sort of centaur-like creature. He took the attacker down with him and the creature proceeded to die in agony. Investigations are underway, but representatives from the penal system have taken preemptive measures and chainsawed a few suspected conspirators just in case. Dissenting elements rioted and took bloody revenge against the laws protectors. The aforementioned chainsawer is expected to make a full recovery. The rioters have been caught, tried and sentenced. The Chief Justice meted out the sentence himself, a swift pummeling leaving one of the convicted with a severely damaged back. Unfortunately some of the conspirators are likely to get away, having so far evaded the long arm of the law. The escapees stole valuable goods from our nations representatives, and citizens are asked to report any sightings of ball-carrying elves to their nearest state-approved torture unit. 1-1 vs. blocki. Good game.
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Post by weresquid on Feb 15, 2018 0:28:04 GMT
Weekly news from the Capital: The crime spree continues. What was thought to bee an isolated incident has turned out to be a rash of theft and blatant disregard for the law. Sightings of elves carrying inflated pigs bladders should be reported immediately. To combat this trend the authorities have employed former members of the criminal underground to provide an inside perspective, and to hopefully steal those damn balls back. In other sad news the Chief Justice was severely injured recently, and is expected to spend the coming week in a hospital. The perpetrator, a human calling himself st. Hammer, freely admitted to the crime. He has since risen to the top of the Federal authorities most wanted list, and been featured among several publications most eligible bachelors. The editors of said publications have been punished, mulched and used for fertilizer. 1-0 to parrigan.
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Post by weresquid on Feb 27, 2018 19:34:32 GMT
Weekly news from the capital: This week our elected representatives went into the belly of the beast to try defeating the recent elf-related crisis. A diplomatic delegation was sent to the Golden Throne, home of the Superior Beings United and source of the elven menace. No common ground were found but this was a chance to mete out some punishment at random. Results were achieved but nothing that would stop any elfs criminal careers. The experiment of hiring members of the criminal skaven network was a resounding success, not only did the reformed ratmen steal back stolen contraband, they even ran away with a significant amount of the elves rightful property. However, we have been informed that during this diplomatic visit the thieving elves of the Golden Throne sent their own delegation to the Federations National Bank. The Federation has declared a war on all elves. 2-2 vs. Dragonvisper.
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Post by weresquid on Mar 2, 2018 0:38:50 GMT
Weekly news from the capital: The federation marched off to war this past week, to bring the fight to the elven nation. But what met our brave troops was not a horde of foul, sneering elves but rather a band of scantily clad humans, lizardmen and... a werewolf? Confused and bewildered the Chancellor declared them all honorary elves and sounded the attack. The battle raged and blood was spilt, mostly that of our troops. The prime minister insisted on joining the fray and was quickly dispatched by a human woman wearing a skull on her face. Obviously our forces had met their match in strength, in skill and in ferocity. Rumours are circulating that the chancellor managed to mix up the plans for troop movements with a flyer for a local go go bar, resulting in this tragic loss of life and material. Impeachment proceedings have begun, unfortunately the entire judicial branch died in the fighting and there are no one alive to render judgement. The chancellor has announced a nationwide week of binge-drinking to celebrate. 2-0 to tencoin, and a dead rat ogre.
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Post by comfort_eagle on Mar 2, 2018 0:46:02 GMT
Weekly news from the capital: The federation marched off to war this past week, to bring the fight to the elven nation. But what met our brave troops was not a horde of foul, sneering elves but rather a band of scantily clad humans, lizardmen and... a werewolf? Confused and bewildered the Chancellor declared them all honorary elves and sounded the attack. The battle raged and blood was spilt, mostly that of our troops. The prime minister insisted on joining the fray and was quickly dispatched by a human woman wearing a skull on her face. Obviously our forces had met their match in strength, in skill and in ferocity. Rumours are circulating that the chancellor managed to mix up the plans for troop movements with a flyer for a local go go bar, resulting in this tragic loss of life and material. Impeachment proceedings have begun, unfortunately the entire judicial branch died in the fighting and there are no one alive to render judgement. The chancellor has announced a nationwide week of binge-drinking to celebrate. 2-0 to tencoin , and a dead rat ogre. I'd keep the competition running just to read your fluff pieces, Squid! Big Ups.
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Post by havol on Mar 2, 2018 3:42:10 GMT
Weekly news from the capital: The federation marched off to war this past week, to bring the fight to the elven nation. But what met our brave troops was not a horde of foul, sneering elves but rather a band of scantily clad humans, lizardmen and... a werewolf? Confused and bewildered the Chancellor declared them all honorary elves and sounded the attack. The battle raged and blood was spilt, mostly that of our troops. The prime minister insisted on joining the fray and was quickly dispatched by a human woman wearing a skull on her face. Obviously our forces had met their match in strength, in skill and in ferocity. Rumours are circulating that the chancellor managed to mix up the plans for troop movements with a flyer for a local go go bar, resulting in this tragic loss of life and material. Impeachment proceedings have begun, unfortunately the entire judicial branch died in the fighting and there are no one alive to render judgement. The chancellor has announced a nationwide week of binge-drinking to celebrate. 2-0 to tencoin , and a dead rat ogre. I'd keep the competition running just to read your fluff pieces, Squid! Big Ups. +1 Good stuff!
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Post by weresquid on Mar 2, 2018 3:49:32 GMT
Weekly news from the capital: I'd keep the competition running just to read your fluff pieces, Squid! Big Ups. Thanks, ill continue my reporting. Nothing is more important to democracy than an informed electorate.
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Post by weresquid on Mar 16, 2018 15:07:57 GMT
Late fluff post, since I am lazy. Weekly news from the capital: The war continues. This week our brave troops traveled to Death Glade to battle the wood elves. The foul creatures came backed by three gigantic walking trees, and a horde of some sort of two legged moles. Soon the shrubbery ran red with blood. Our soldiers were mostly pummeled by the trees, having neglected mobility in basic training and possessing little more than basic training. Our few stealth operators were slaughtered, quashing any hope of surrounding or outrunning the elves and ending the plan of utilizing reformed criminals for the war effort almost as soon as it was envisioned. One ray of hope was seen when a tree charged the official executioner and tripped, his chainsaw getting lodged in the trees neck. If the creature had had any agility to speak of it would have been a faint memory by the time the thing recovered. The executioner was subsequently promoted on the battlefield and proceeded to flee, traumatized by the ordeal. While we saw heavy losses and nothing in the way of gains the new head of the military declared a resounding victory to keep morale afloat before sounding the retreat. Recruitment is at an all time high. 3-0 to wenteros . More dead rats.
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