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Post by Deano79 on Nov 11, 2014 20:26:31 GMT
This hallowed hall is for all of those players that reach the Legendary 176 SPP level. If you have such a giant amongst your ranks then please offer him for Induction by PM'ing myself or one of the other Admins at IP! All hail the Legends of Iron Phoenix!
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Post by Deano79 on Nov 15, 2014 22:18:26 GMT
So our first Inductee to The Iron Phoenix Hall Of Fame is Da Big Fella of Anubis Serpents.Fittingly coached by the Daddy of Iron Phoenix, Coach Jester, Da Big Fella is a truly frightening Tomb Guardian with Mighty Blow, Block, Break Tackle, +1 Strength, Grab and Stand Firm. Anyone that has played against this monster will know that his Legendary Status has been well earned with 90 matches under his belt, 7 MVP's, 2 TD's, 49 opponents KO'd, 70 injured and 7 killed. A worthy inaugural inductee. All hail Da Big Fella of The Anubis Serpents! David Hasselhoof: Hi I'm David Hasselhoof, Crystal ball viewing celebrity and superstar chaos player you may remember me from such shows as Bay witch and touch me once shame on you, tough me twice somethings ending up on you, a story of accidental spooning. We are here to talk to the big fella, famed tomb guardian for the anubis serpents he has just been inducted into the hall of fame, here he comes now... big fella a word if you please for the fans out there, hows it feel Big fella: itz an honor hoof, I have played this game for some four thousand years, its just a shame they didnt count stats when i first started out, just glad the league of iron phoenix and its sponsors gob oil and dwarven miners guild do so now... David Hasselhoof:if you look back on your stellar career what are some of the bigger stand outs for you Big fella: well our first win vs the horus hound dogs comes to mind and the 2 kills and my first TD vs the poor saps filling in, a goblin team, their heads just come right off if you twist right, but it is the career of another play the now departed grand father of Hansel, my memories of playing with such a throw ra, as strong as any tomb guard, he was hit 3 times by wizards lightning bolts and never went down, i have seen him dodge out of 3 tackle zones when late in his years he had a broken neck, but it never let it stop him he should have been the first of us but sadly a human team whose name i shall never say got him down and before we could get to him was jumped on by no less than 6 of their team, if i had only the speed i had in life i could have got to him before they crushed his bones to dust, now i am off to the after party, i hear celebrity halfling chef Gorgon Ramspee will be serving up his snotling soup in human skulls for me, may all the living soon be dead... go serpents David Hasselhoof there he goes, the big fella, what'a guy, and dont forget to check out my new book piece by piece the cannibal guide to low carb eating, till next time when i interview the next hall of fame inductee its goodnight, and please keep your pet snotlings inside at night, they make a mess in the garbage, keep our streets clean.
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Post by Deano79 on Jan 12, 2015 12:47:04 GMT
A new addition to our Hall of Fame- Wollack Melenablaca of NeorromanticosIf you have played Coach Hirumazeo's two time Iron Crown League winners, you will know and dread playing against this Wolf. Skilled with Block, Dodge, a +MV, and Sure Feet Wollack is a natural born scorer. However with Claw, Mighty Blow and Frenzy he can dish out the pain too. A true all round player! He reaches his Legendary status after 72 matches. In that time he has won 7 MVP's, scored 9 TD's, has inflicted 52 KO's, 58 casualties and 8 deaths. These remarkable set of stats though has come at a cost, and with a Fractured Skull he is vulnerable as well as formidable, which in our mind at IP makes his achievement all the more remarkable. All hail Wollack Melenablanca of the Neorromanticos!
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Post by Hudd on Oct 5, 2015 19:34:33 GMT
Time for our third Legend - a stunty, who made it all the way with no stat boosts! It took him 60 games, in which he scored 55 TDs, and racked up 2,784 yds rushing! He lifted the Immortal trophy twice, the Immortal season 4 MVP, and the Iron crown once - also making it to the Tin and Bronze finals - all hail this truly talismanic figurehead of IPs most successful team, the Sour Saurii!
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Post by Kaiser on Oct 7, 2015 8:44:58 GMT
Intense Iguana you are a titan among giants, I tip my hat to you, your team and the coaching staff.
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Post by Insidious on Oct 7, 2015 10:02:16 GMT
My orcs couldn't kill him, they tried their best. He is a giant amongst stunties
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Post by Hudd on Oct 13, 2015 21:02:20 GMT
His name is Ugrsh, Oo ooooooooooo Ugrsh the Slayer, Ah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh He's a loverly person, Oo 00000000000 And he's going to kill you, Ah ahhhhhhhhh Legend number 4 is the scourge of IP, Ugrsh of the White Hands. Only one title to his name, a Bronze championship. (Edit - he has now won an Immortal championship too!) 55 games, 5 TD, 3 INT(!), 5 kills and... 71 CAS.
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Post by Hudd on Dec 18, 2015 21:54:15 GMT
Neorromanticos now have two legend wolves - Welcome to the Hall Of Fame, Zarrapastroso, so long in Wollack's shadow, but no longer! Legend status achieved in a mere 55 games, the more tricksy of the twin terrors racked up 34 TD and 31 CAS - a true all rounder. Yet to bear as much as a scar, in fact in all those games, he has only been removed from the field 4 times! Another worthy legend - welcome!
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Post by havol on May 15, 2016 17:24:30 GMT
Coming from the most unlikely of all leagues, Twisted Terry is now a legend! It took 49 matches. Record time. Only 4 MVP awards and a single casualty caused belie this player's real value. Twisted Terry is a TD machine. Good work, parrigan .
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Post by havol on Jun 3, 2016 22:47:11 GMT
Lucky number seven hails from the frozen Northern Waste. His name, Uggr Drosboi. Chances are, if you're played in Bronze, you've had to face this beast. In 65 matches, this player has amassed a total of 76 casualties, 5 kills, and 73 KO's! Clearly fearsome, some thought this player's demise was around the corner when he suffered an AV bust. Coach Cradle had other plans, however as he kept competing for the Bronze Shield. Excellent job, Cradle!
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Post by michaels on Aug 14, 2016 17:29:29 GMT
This goes here, right?
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Post by havol on Oct 13, 2016 3:43:08 GMT
And the next entrant into the IP hall of Fame is another Human catcher. Geraint Kayetan has amassed 42 TD's, 8 passes, 8 TD's, and 1(!) casualty over 73 matches. He's my first catcher on my very first team from waaay back in the Ironbreakers days.
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Post by havol on Oct 13, 2016 3:47:38 GMT
And then there's this guy... Got anything to add Ren Höek? Actually.. yes: BATMAN, bloodthirster in the team: Dienamic Duo's. In The Crippled Cup - Hospital League. 61 matches played, 14 MVP:s and injured 9 times. BATMAN has played many seasons in The Crippled Cup now and deserve a rest. He has retired and become a match commentator instead.
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Post by havol on Oct 15, 2016 16:44:56 GMT
Our next entrant is a real sonofabitch! Anyone who's had the pleasure will know exactly what I mean... His tally thus far is 66 casualties, 9 deaths, 6 MVP's, and 6 TD's spread over 76 matches. I know, I know; 76 matches for any rat is too many. Trust me, we're trying to lay him in his grave. His name is KANE!!! Legendary Blitzer for the reigning back-to-back Iron Crown champion, Gilgameshi Gobbos Inc. Coach rtsd must be very proud!
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Post by havol on Dec 3, 2016 21:49:02 GMT
Well, if we get one sonofabitch in the Hall of Fame, then why not his little brother, eh? Fabio Flaw Finger II also hails from the now back-to-back-to-back Iron Crown Champion Gilgameshi Gobbos Inc. When you play against this team, which rat-blitzer do you choose to attack first? Choose your poison, I say. Anyhoo, it too Fabio 70 matches to attain Legend. He boasts 70 casualties (12 deaths!!), 83 KO's, 4 TD's, 5 MVP, and a whopping 1(!) pass. Let's be fair; this player deserves a boot to the head each and every time he hits the pitch! Congratulations, rtsd. You have developed a very fearsome team.
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