Post by Kaiser on Jan 19, 2015 19:02:26 GMT
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Worri Yallock Miners (Coach Jester)vs Handcuffed To Dwarfs (Coach Deano)
Both teams got home with a draw last week and will look to press a win or risk a fall to to the lower end of the ladder and chances of a playoff spot even harder to get. Coach Deano will only have to conteand with the holy roller for half the game at best but its what the roller will do in that time that could tip the balance against him, if he survives i expect him to slowly grind the dwarfs into the ground... both team however are not very mobile and so it will likely end in a 1-1 draw
Reports that runner Young Buck for the miners was fined this week for not attending practice and out all night with the ladies after the game is true. And the league has yet to take action on youngest of the four brothers and blocker for the miners, dirty Bas'tard. He was seen hitting an elf fan yesterday at the Halfling master chef cook offs , there are claims there is footage of the incident and we will bring it to you as soon as we can..
Gorland Skulls (Coach Gorbag)vs Gruumash's Glaives (Coach Insidious)
Coach Insidious was the only real coach to play and lose last week but did they really care? i think not by the way the kicked the dead elf's head around during the game rather than play the ball, well the fans liked it. But this week they face the skulls who were unlucky to not get a win and had to settle for a draw, both teams are close in play style but i think if the rumors are true, and miss Olga "the golden deceiver" Crackwhore, the skulls head cheerleader is sacked for misconduct done in the miners locker room after the game, then the skulls my have the money they save from the wages to go out and hire a wizard may just tip this one in their favour... my tip with wiz skulls win 2-0 without its 1-1
Falcon Firebirds (Coach Goodpass)vs Border Crosses (Coach HAVOL)
Firebirds are sitting atop the league with their stupid smug smiles once again, but the team is showing signs of the punishment they have suffered being the champs for 2 seasons now, Ogre Dur Hur-hur is new to the team but an imposing fellow and he will have to be at his bone breaking best, Coach Havol has had a run of bad luck of late but i smell an upset in the making as that luck is about to change and they grind out a 2-1 win... and Elf thrower Barranion has commissioned Mr Micheal Angleho to sculpt a 16 foot tall stone statue of the thrower, It is said the statue will be donated to the Elfhime school for the gifted once it is completed
The Brain Pain (proxy team) vs The Borf (Coach Mr Manco)
Coach Stig is in the papers again this time for drugs.. he and his players have been tested positive for taking, the list of drugs include Nordic Ice, Chaos Crack, elf ecstasy and smoking Goblin greens, so once again they will have to officially give the Borf a 1-0 win... coach Stig claims he was set up by coach Manco.. who by the way is on the bored for drug testing and of what drugs can and will be made legal . Coach Manco only said he needs to "test" these so called drugs more thoroughly to see if any adverse affects would be caused, such as mutations... only time will tell if his team also "tested" the substances
Worri Yallock Miners (Coach Jester)vs Handcuffed To Dwarfs (Coach Deano)
Both teams got home with a draw last week and will look to press a win or risk a fall to to the lower end of the ladder and chances of a playoff spot even harder to get. Coach Deano will only have to conteand with the holy roller for half the game at best but its what the roller will do in that time that could tip the balance against him, if he survives i expect him to slowly grind the dwarfs into the ground... both team however are not very mobile and so it will likely end in a 1-1 draw
Reports that runner Young Buck for the miners was fined this week for not attending practice and out all night with the ladies after the game is true. And the league has yet to take action on youngest of the four brothers and blocker for the miners, dirty Bas'tard. He was seen hitting an elf fan yesterday at the Halfling master chef cook offs , there are claims there is footage of the incident and we will bring it to you as soon as we can..
Gorland Skulls (Coach Gorbag)vs Gruumash's Glaives (Coach Insidious)
Coach Insidious was the only real coach to play and lose last week but did they really care? i think not by the way the kicked the dead elf's head around during the game rather than play the ball, well the fans liked it. But this week they face the skulls who were unlucky to not get a win and had to settle for a draw, both teams are close in play style but i think if the rumors are true, and miss Olga "the golden deceiver" Crackwhore, the skulls head cheerleader is sacked for misconduct done in the miners locker room after the game, then the skulls my have the money they save from the wages to go out and hire a wizard may just tip this one in their favour... my tip with wiz skulls win 2-0 without its 1-1
Falcon Firebirds (Coach Goodpass)vs Border Crosses (Coach HAVOL)
Firebirds are sitting atop the league with their stupid smug smiles once again, but the team is showing signs of the punishment they have suffered being the champs for 2 seasons now, Ogre Dur Hur-hur is new to the team but an imposing fellow and he will have to be at his bone breaking best, Coach Havol has had a run of bad luck of late but i smell an upset in the making as that luck is about to change and they grind out a 2-1 win... and Elf thrower Barranion has commissioned Mr Micheal Angleho to sculpt a 16 foot tall stone statue of the thrower, It is said the statue will be donated to the Elfhime school for the gifted once it is completed
The Brain Pain (proxy team) vs The Borf (Coach Mr Manco)
Coach Stig is in the papers again this time for drugs.. he and his players have been tested positive for taking, the list of drugs include Nordic Ice, Chaos Crack, elf ecstasy and smoking Goblin greens, so once again they will have to officially give the Borf a 1-0 win... coach Stig claims he was set up by coach Manco.. who by the way is on the bored for drug testing and of what drugs can and will be made legal . Coach Manco only said he needs to "test" these so called drugs more thoroughly to see if any adverse affects would be caused, such as mutations... only time will tell if his team also "tested" the substances