Post by Kaiser on Jan 26, 2015 2:55:31 GMT
get your game played, faster its done faster i roll the week and we play more (i know gorbag has a game prob atm thaugh)
Worri Yallock Miners (Coach Jester)vs Border Crosses (Coach HAVOL)
Well i called it Havol did the upset and now it must be said he is favored to be this seasons champions, But I plan to be the fly in that ointment ;)sadly however i am playing dwarfs and frankly i hate them lack of speed will cost me and i will go down 2-1... for the border crosses lineman Shari the lame will miss this week after getting a 1 game suspension for substance abuse rumor is he had high elf heroin, as for the miners the league has yet to act on allegations of the Dirty bas'tards violence... the team has announced it will be playing this weeks game in pink to support violence against woman, and star blocker stumpy will be honored at half time as what may be the greatest dwarf catcher of all time .. well his is for the miners, in just 40 games he has 10 catches and runners are starting to believe that can now add a new aspect to what is normally a 1 dimensional offense, yes thats right they want to pass the ball and are now scouting for dwarven catches
Gruumash's Glaives (Coach Insidious)vs The Borf (Coach Mr Manco)
The glaives got their first point of the season last week just getting a draw vs the skulls, but will need to do much better if they hope to make a run at the playoffs. The three veterans are doing their best as thrower Skudd is really moving the ball through the air well, it seems his go to target is Muzzy RimJaw who plays more like and elf and has it not one to cough up the ball when he gets his hands on it, while Grakmal is all over the field, throwing catching, scoring and doing what most good orcs do... Killing.... they go up against The Borf, last season thy got to the finals and anything less will be seen as failure, true that started slow but as we all know its not how you start but how you finish, and they have been sharpening their claws of late and i think they are ready to show the league who will be boss... it will be the most violent of game of the season to date, who wins? do we care? no we want blood ... it will end 3-1 for the borf...and thats just the kill count
Gorland Skulls (Coach Gorbag)vs Handcuffed To Dwarfs (Coach Deano)
seems Olga the skulls head cheerleader stayed on the team, what she had to do to keep her job we dont know, but the skulls may be this seasons unluckiest team, 2 games and 2 times good chances to win only to walk away with a draw, fans are starting to lose interest in this team as it has yet to kill a player or even hurt one, Coach Gorbag has asked for his team to start doing some of the heavy hits they are known for and Troll Eadfart was quoted to say "itz bang...an be youz go...ballz, I wike dem catz be crazy good" we dont know what he means and we dont think he has any idea himself..
Coach Deano and crew had a sweet win last week and even allowed a tomb guard to walk one in, now thats cocky... but is it when you can back it up? his team is on fire and i would tip a 3-1 win for him... however the skulls have yet to lose a game and though they have choked and may do so again they will still get the draw 2-2
The Brain Pain (proxy team) vs Falcon Firebirds (Coach Goodpass)
Coach Stig was fired this week and the team is now interviewing other coaches for the position... rumor has it next season coach jester may lead the team, he did say if he did he would still as a sign of respect to the stig play with his name as the front of the team Jesters assistant coach Coach Schulze has also been seen in talks with the team, but this only gives the firebirds a week off in the sun as they get the easy 1-0 win
Worri Yallock Miners (Coach Jester)vs Border Crosses (Coach HAVOL)
Well i called it Havol did the upset and now it must be said he is favored to be this seasons champions, But I plan to be the fly in that ointment ;)sadly however i am playing dwarfs and frankly i hate them lack of speed will cost me and i will go down 2-1... for the border crosses lineman Shari the lame will miss this week after getting a 1 game suspension for substance abuse rumor is he had high elf heroin, as for the miners the league has yet to act on allegations of the Dirty bas'tards violence... the team has announced it will be playing this weeks game in pink to support violence against woman, and star blocker stumpy will be honored at half time as what may be the greatest dwarf catcher of all time .. well his is for the miners, in just 40 games he has 10 catches and runners are starting to believe that can now add a new aspect to what is normally a 1 dimensional offense, yes thats right they want to pass the ball and are now scouting for dwarven catches
Gruumash's Glaives (Coach Insidious)vs The Borf (Coach Mr Manco)
The glaives got their first point of the season last week just getting a draw vs the skulls, but will need to do much better if they hope to make a run at the playoffs. The three veterans are doing their best as thrower Skudd is really moving the ball through the air well, it seems his go to target is Muzzy RimJaw who plays more like and elf and has it not one to cough up the ball when he gets his hands on it, while Grakmal is all over the field, throwing catching, scoring and doing what most good orcs do... Killing.... they go up against The Borf, last season thy got to the finals and anything less will be seen as failure, true that started slow but as we all know its not how you start but how you finish, and they have been sharpening their claws of late and i think they are ready to show the league who will be boss... it will be the most violent of game of the season to date, who wins? do we care? no we want blood ... it will end 3-1 for the borf...and thats just the kill count
Gorland Skulls (Coach Gorbag)vs Handcuffed To Dwarfs (Coach Deano)
seems Olga the skulls head cheerleader stayed on the team, what she had to do to keep her job we dont know, but the skulls may be this seasons unluckiest team, 2 games and 2 times good chances to win only to walk away with a draw, fans are starting to lose interest in this team as it has yet to kill a player or even hurt one, Coach Gorbag has asked for his team to start doing some of the heavy hits they are known for and Troll Eadfart was quoted to say "itz bang...an be youz go...ballz, I wike dem catz be crazy good" we dont know what he means and we dont think he has any idea himself..
Coach Deano and crew had a sweet win last week and even allowed a tomb guard to walk one in, now thats cocky... but is it when you can back it up? his team is on fire and i would tip a 3-1 win for him... however the skulls have yet to lose a game and though they have choked and may do so again they will still get the draw 2-2
The Brain Pain (proxy team) vs Falcon Firebirds (Coach Goodpass)
Coach Stig was fired this week and the team is now interviewing other coaches for the position... rumor has it next season coach jester may lead the team, he did say if he did he would still as a sign of respect to the stig play with his name as the front of the team Jesters assistant coach Coach Schulze has also been seen in talks with the team, but this only gives the firebirds a week off in the sun as they get the easy 1-0 win