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Post by Kaiser on Apr 15, 2015 10:33:31 GMT
Hudd - White- Handz vs Gorbag1 - Gorland Skulls Lest week the white handz skin went from green to red with rage as the humans left the field before half time and didnt return, Seems Coach Jester had the last laugh after all, and has enjoyed upsetting his rival coach. Sadly for Coach Gorbag it may speel pain for his team as the Handz seek payback for whatever they think they have been robed of. Coach Hudd must now almost be equal favorite for the title, they are at full strength. However these are not humans he faces this week, though the skulls boast the stronger troll and seem even with black orcs, the skulls have the weaker blitzer. not all is lost for he has more players and as we know orcs like to form hordes, Hudd will like all orc coach demand bash bash bash and hope for the best, Gorbag the same, time for nuffle to decide Prediction: Hard to tell on paper Hudd should win 2-0 but anything can happen and i Tip nuffle to reward a silly play 2-1 skulls upset
Player to watch: The Skulls Gorfang Goug'Hand has done little this season but this is to change as he will get his first kill and 2 injuries for the season in this game alone
Goodpass - Falcon Firebirds vs Coach Jester - Night Hawks The Night Hawks last week were humiliated at orc Handz, the death of star Uther Pendragon a big loss to them, they look now to youth and 2 throwers Russell Wilson and Kam Chancellor will play his first game. Goodpass and crew had a clear 3-0 win last week and though came under heavy dirty plays by a very bitter saurii team came out the other side relatively unscathed. last time the 2 played it was a walk over 3-0 to the firebirds will anything change this game? No, well maybe the score will be greater
Prediction: 4-0 to the firebirds, leaving Coach jester to ever wonder why he put in the hawks so soon and not his beloved serpents
Player to watch: Mike quick did not get to play last they met lets see if he can make a difference
Insidious - Grummsh's Glaives vs Jounisii- Sour Saurii Game of the week: Sour Saurii are starting to roll but in the wrong direction, last time they met they lost in score and the injury count i dont see enough to change in the team to say it will be any different, but with the winner getting a clearer run and spot for a finals birth and the loser fall into the clutches of the skulls and hawks this game is all to be played for. Glaives are without much needed muscle with a black orc out and this may prove the balance tip to the saurii
Prediction: 2-1 to Sour Saurii
Player to watch: Adam Ball Breaker in 18 games has done nothing, nothing at all but get his own balls broken, it may have something to do with the fact his father was a human and he was given a human name (all the trend these days) well its time for him to step up and be counted
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Post by Insidious on Apr 15, 2015 10:37:31 GMT
Adam Ball breaker was named after his father- Coach Jester !
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Post by Hudd on Apr 15, 2015 10:54:29 GMT
Seems Coach Jester had the last laugh after all, and has enjoyed upsetting his rival coach. Not even slightly upset, matey. Anyway, Gorbag, would prefer to play this as soon as possible, so I will be looking out for you on steam. If you can do tonight(for me in UK) or tomorrow that would be great.
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Post by Kaiser on Apr 15, 2015 12:23:56 GMT
Adam Ball breaker was named after his father- Coach Jester ! LOL yep just like his dad he is usless and yes i have done the odd woman that needed a paper bag over their head, I am sure one a drunken night one was a female orc ...er at least i hope it was female
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Post by Kaiser on Apr 15, 2015 12:26:24 GMT
Seems Coach Jester had the last laugh after all, and has enjoyed upsetting his rival coach. Not even slightly upset, matey. Anyway, Gorbag, would prefer to play this as soon as possible, so I will be looking out for you on steam. If you can do tonight(for me in UK) or tomorrow that would be great. just trying to spice things up with what i hope to make a rivalry all good mate and to you comment i say... you know you are and if not (as yoda would say) you will beee
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Post by goodpass on Apr 15, 2015 13:01:09 GMT
Coach Jester glad you survived the rout to tell us again about the upcoming matches, sharp analysis about the important match of the week, it's close and a draw looms, or is that just wishfull thinking so two important runner ups loose points.
About our match, as a lot of my Elves are eager to learn new skills they asked me ( their coach ) to be involved in the playbook. While rubbing my chin with my hand I tell them I think about it. 4-0 prediction, man those fans are demanding.
Coach Jester I suggest we play our match Friday 11:00 GMT, as ever can you do the upload please.
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Post by Insidious on Apr 15, 2015 13:22:07 GMT
That is two matches running between these sides where Nuffle has pissed on the lizards from a great height. Thanks for the match and good luck with the rest of the season.
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Post by goodpass on Apr 16, 2015 9:11:33 GMT
That is two matches running between these sides where Nuffle has pissed on the lizards from a great height. Thanks for the match and good luck with the rest of the season. The Current Champion shows the upstart it is not his time yet. Gruumsh's Glaives back on track, Sour Saurii are now feeling the pressure for better results. This season has thrilling matches, the fans love it, as are the undertakers, hahaha.
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Post by goodpass on Apr 16, 2015 17:24:37 GMT
Goodpass - Falcon Firebirds vs Coach Jester - Night Hawks 7-0 While Goodpass and Coach Jester talked about bikes and the speed those make the match went on. High Elves showing off their speed by moving Blitz style several times with the Hawks giving time to turn heads only. When Coach Jester predicted 4-0 I thought he was joking, but now I know he has the sight of a strategic genius. Wondering why he send in Humans to rumble with the best of the best, so next season another race in the hands of Coach Jester. Hope you have a nice ride on your bike to leave this defeat behind and may Nuffle smile at you next time. Winning is easy, it's losing that forms character. Looking forward to the next pre match report.
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Post by Squiggy on Apr 16, 2015 20:14:05 GMT
Goodpass - Falcon Firebirds vs Coach Jester - Night Hawks 7-0 While Goodpass and Coach Jester talked about bikes and the speed those make the match went on. High Elves showing off their speed by moving Blitz style several times with the Hawks giving time to turn heads only. When Coach Jester predicted 4-0 I thought he was joking, but now I know he has the sight of a strategic genius. Wondering why he send in Humans to rumble with the best of the best, so next season another race in the hands of Coach Jester. Hope you have a nice ride on your bike to leave this defeat behind and may Nuffle smile at you next time. Winning is easy, it's losing that forms character. Looking forward to the next pre match report. holy mother of gork is that a typo? 7???
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Post by goodpass on Apr 16, 2015 21:43:52 GMT
Goodpass - Falcon Firebirds vs Coach Jester - Night Hawks 7-0 While Goodpass and Coach Jester talked about bikes and the speed those make the match went on. High Elves showing off their speed by moving Blitz style several times with the Hawks giving time to turn heads only. When Coach Jester predicted 4-0 I thought he was joking, but now I know he has the sight of a strategic genius. Wondering why he send in Humans to rumble with the best of the best, so next season another race in the hands of Coach Jester. Hope you have a nice ride on your bike to leave this defeat behind and may Nuffle smile at you next time. Winning is easy, it's losing that forms character. Looking forward to the next pre match report. holy mother of gork is that a typo? 7??? A mauled Human team versus the namebearer of the trophy helped by Nuffle. Several Blitz results during kick-off ( all in favor of the same coach ). A blinding sunlight making throwing almost impossible for both the rookie human throwers. Picking up fumbled balls and scoring gave some easy TD's for the Falcon Firebirds.
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Post by Hudd on Apr 16, 2015 21:56:33 GMT
A couple of early injuries to Gorbag's Blorcs left the game looking won on T2... Until I got confused with all the orc blitzers on the pitch and failed to dodge into a TZ for no good reason. It was then very exciting for a while, Gorland stealing the ball and heading downfield, threatening the defensive score, until Gluva rescued the ball and lobbed it downfield to Binch for a T8 score.
The second half began with a short kick and Gorbag crowding the ball, rather than trying to pick it up without his (out of range) star thrower. Gluva managed to steal in using his elf skills and pass the ball back to safety. In a scramble for the ball, a Gorland goblin managed to retrieve the ball, only for Gluva to fail his 2D Block/Tackle blitz with a quad skulls, an armour fail, and a MNG. Sid can celebrate now! (I got a Blorc MNG too)
However, in the end the Handz Blorcs could just boss the blocking game about too much, and the other orc-elf on the pitch, Binch scooped up the loose ball later, and ran in a late second. (2-0 Handz)
GG Gorbag!
I have rolled the week.
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Post by goodpass on Apr 17, 2015 4:17:19 GMT
Hudd, it seems that the standings favor those that upload the match double, Hope one of those uploads can be undone. Did I hear that the most Elvish Orc has a Permanent Injury ? Elves are used to that but are replaced easier as their stand-in comes with Elvish traits automatic. With a scar that ballacrobat of an Orc is now welcome in the jury of our next cheerleader contest, as we wanted to name the contest the beauty and the beast. Guess one time what role that Orc has to play. Cabalvision promised that footage of the moment of the injury would be available during the contest.
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Post by goodpass on Apr 17, 2015 4:31:45 GMT
Full anticipating on the next pre match reports of Coach Jester, he is seen riding his bikes, like Mad Max, remembering the good old days that his Night Hawks won their match 2-0 against the Falcon Firebirds. He wanted to know if Goodpass had learned from that lesson, a 7-0 defeat tells it all. While I wait I can only say,"Ozzi Ozzi Ozzi".
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Post by Hudd on Apr 17, 2015 10:05:23 GMT
Hudd, it seems that the standings favor those that upload the match double, Hope one of those uploads can be undone. Did I hear that the most Elvish Orc has a Permanent Injury ? Elves are used to that but are replaced easier as their stand-in comes with Elvish traits automatic. With a scar that ballacrobat of an Orc is now welcome in the jury of our next cheerleader contest, as we wanted to name the contest the beauty and the beast. Guess one time what role that Orc has to play. Cabalvision promised that footage of the moment of the injury would be available during the contest. Sorry, only Sid can celebrate as it was only MNGs! Gorbag and I both uploaded, I have deleted mine. And I forgot to mention - Gorbag's early injuries were Blorc MNG (Reroll to MNG), Blorc (MNG), Superstar S6 Troll -1ST! But regenned! All before turn 3...
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