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Post by Kaiser on Mar 1, 2013 1:21:56 GMT
Whiplash wasn't that good... did you feel sorry for that dwarf getting all his body hair removed? <giggles> well thanks again, Razor and I will be back same time tomorrow, you have been listening to the hour of pain, till next time when we cook the cook, hear me boil a halfling in in his own cooking pot and Razor will once again take to work with his assortment of blades, Im your sexy witchelf Whiplash bidding you sweet nightmares
Mars hello and welcome to another installment of serpent radio, I'm Mars Atherton and with me is star elf thrower Valen Swift
Valen thanks Mars, big news is the Anubis Serpents are stepping up into the big league and are in the Iron breakers league, superstars the Hansel dads will now be on prime time
Mars thats right Valen but it seems 1 player will be missing from the first game, tomb guard Twoton Ramcock will be getting treatment for a fractured skull but this will give The Boner more playing time
Valen yes the coach has said the boner can stay strong under pressure and is a firm defender, so look to see him shoot through some holes and maybe also score
Mars well the season is soon to kick off and as soon as we see who plays who we will be here to talk about the match ups, till then goodnight
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Post by Kaiser on Mar 1, 2013 1:22:27 GMT
Mars:this just in, today the greatest Khemirian Throw-ra ever to grace the astrogranite is dead. Grand father of Hansel is dead Valen:this is tragic, and worse is the teams response, they have announced that they will retire at the end of the season Mars: we go live now to hear from head coach Jester... Coach Jester:It is a sad day for blood bowl, blood bowl fans and all members of the Ironbreakers league, Dad, as he was known to the rest of the players was the heart and soul of the team and will be missed deeply, his number 6 jersey will be retired in respect and no future Khemirian will ever put on the number 6 jersey and on a personal note I will not coach a team with the Number 6 being used, though any team i take over that has a player in that position will get to keep it till he retires or dies. As for Grand father of Hansel he was the best and most gifted undead player i have ever know... Mars:GFH as many also knew him will mostly be remembered for winning the pharoah phest cup and then going on to win the first season of the Ironbreakers, he played 56 games and scored 36 touchdowns he ran for 1344 yards made 3 passes for 68 yards and made 6 receptions and was even a a good defensive player knocking out 10 players and injured at least 4 players, though he was only named the MVP in 2 games it was his way for he was more the team player and would rather the win than be a star in a losing team. Many think the serpent would not have been anything without him Valen: Let us now all have a moment of silence while we remember him.
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Post by Kaiser on Mar 1, 2013 1:23:51 GMT
i put this in coz the Anubis Serpents will be coming to the Iron Phoenix league
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Post by pdarby on Mar 1, 2013 5:38:38 GMT
good. im glad one hansel died
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Post by Kaiser on Mar 7, 2013 3:41:38 GMT
Whiplash oohh yes your a bad little goblin.. <Goblin screams> now now i haven't stuck the really big one up there yet..
Goblin pleaff missie, notz da big bwack en
Whiplash you know you want it
Goblin nooo meez no wantz it
Whiplash well our listeners want you to have it and i want you to have it soooo...
Goblin breee yarrrk... me wants ta go ho...arghhhhh
Whiplash oh my all out of time, sorry listeners but tune in next week to hear if i can stick a halfling up this lucky little goblins arse and dont forget to watch what i did on the crystal ball viewing station, till next time this is Whiplash wishing you sweet nightmares
Mars hello and welcome to another installment of serpent radio, I'm Mars Atherton and with me is star elf thrower Valen Swift
Valen wasn't Whiplash in fine form tonight?
Mars yes she was and wow wouldn't you just die to spend a night with that sexy vixen?
Valen I am betting you probably would Mars
Mars well on tonight's show would you please welcome from the Melanoma Sunkings, their throw ra and scorer of their first ever touchdown, playing in the Nasty Nobby's Noggin Cup, the new superstar, Memher 'Baby Oil' Senaten and his psychic medium and translator Lana Wetmecough
Memher shhhkaarrrr raaaa
Lana he said he is pleased to be here though feel it would be better if you were all dead
Mars pardon?
Lana its not that he hates you personally, he hates all living things
Memher delllmah grahhh
Lana he love the show and loves your work... he... um how you say? just thinks can do more from the grave, more time you see
Mars ah yes i understand now...
Valen so Memher hows it feel to be the new poster boy for many undead fans
Memher ........
Lana I am sensing pleasure
Mars great great, and how many more scores do you plan to make this season?
Memher meh-charr narrr
Lana I plan to score every time i get the ball... just keep giving me the ball or.... or a head..a....er the small peoples head what are they?
Valen you mean halflings?
Lana yes thats the one, he hates Halflings
Mars well he will have a shot at some of them this cup
Lana yes he knows
Valen so do you plan to follow in the footsteps of grand father Hansel and his old team the Anubis serpents?
Memher yushhh meh norrr-karrr
Lana though he is a fan of the Serpents he plans to be bigger and better than them
Mars so you plan to enter into the iron or bronze phoenix league next season?
Memher grrahhh nu-marrrhhh
Lana that will be up to the coach and if he thinks we are ready
Mars well thank you both for being on the show but sadly thats all we have time for, up next is Halfling super chef Gorgon Ramspee and he plans to teach you how to make a duck ah la greenge, succulent duck with a snotling sauce stay tuned...
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Post by havol on Feb 16, 2014 3:30:16 GMT
One year later... Time for these guys to sho what they're made of!
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Post by Kaiser on May 10, 2014 9:58:00 GMT
Mars: welcome to the Iron phoenix tin league pregame show and with just 10 minutes to go before the game we go now to ex star player Valen Swift, over to you Valen..
Valen: Thanks Mars with me is the Night Hawks star catcher Dieter Swift, and no mars no relation, now dieter you have had an amazing season so far with 3 interceptions and 4 touchdowns, what are you expecting for the game?
Dieter: well yeah its been a great yet hard season, but tonight i expect some fancy stuff from them, lots of change of direction but we have watched the tapes and feel confident, i cant say too much at the moment but we have a game plan in place and we shall see how it pans out
Valen: Thanks Dieter... the weather looking good so far but i have seen a few wizards in the crowd so anything can happen.. back to you Mars
Mars: well its just about time for the coin toss so lets get to the game
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Post by Kaiser on May 10, 2014 13:11:56 GMT
Mars: and welcome back and what a game that was with Evasive Actions VII beating the Night hawks 3-2 in overtime, Vallen can you hear me down on the field?
Valen: .. yes mars its pandemonium here as elf fans celebrate the win, i have dieter Swift with me for the hawks, now Dieter you came up short of the goal line by just a few paces as time ran out, you could have sent it into double overtime how are you feeling?
Dieter: yeah I'm pissed of Val, i still think i crossed the line before the siren but what can you do?
Valen: will you appeal the decision?
Dieter: look that's up to the owners and coaches, was a hell of a game we did our best just wasn't enough
Valen: now Hugo had a big game didnt he?
Dieter: yeah he really lifter in the second half with two kills and put us in with a chance to tie and even win the game... yeah he was amazing, as was Uther with his long runs and got both of our scores
Valen: now at the end of the first half you let them in with a very quick score what happened?
Dieter: well... yeah it was crazy... that wardancer whats her name.. um Vicost i think it was... yeah she jumped in from nowhere with that push in the back... I dont know... we watched tapes on it and were looking for it, but we missed a tackle or two, we just had to do better
Valen: well i know you want to get into the rooms with the other better luck next time
Dieter: yeah thanks Val
Valen: back to you mars
Mars: well thats all we have time for but dont worry blood bowl fans the season will start again very soon and both these teams may now move up into the Bronze division... we may see a rivalry build with these two teams... from all of us here goodnight
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