Post by Kaiser on Sept 23, 2016 7:05:26 GMT
Season I
Carnivore Claws Coached by Tector 4W 1D 0L
Winners of Silver league this team chose to step up to the big league and proved they are true champions and play a hard hitting run style. They also have the first gay blood bowl player to come out to the public, yes saurus Cuaqutah has told the press he is gay, it now explains why he seemed to like to pile on to the opposition any chance he could get.
The Naillers Coached by Nails 3W 1D 1L
Runners up this bunch of hard drinking dwarfs have been accused of almost everything, from match fixing to performance enhanced beer, probably because they did so well in gold yet not so in silver, but nothing could be proven and so it is now put down to better coaching and the fact the players like the spotlight and gold over lesser metals.
The Atlantis Falcons Coached by Coach Jester / Kaiser 3W 0D 2L
The Falcons led by the great Johnny Football. A flamboyant wild drinking, womanizing showman came close again, but not close enough, in more that one game he single handedly led the team to victory, The team like to air it out with deep long passes, like most elf teams.
Hdawg's Strikers Coached by Hdawg 2W 1D 2L
Many of the more veteran members of the Strikers came from a separate NAF farm team. Star thrower and team captain,Sir Lobbings, his partners in crime catchers Sir Baller, Oldman Open, and long-time blitzers Terry the Trampler, Capt. Rammer, and the late Manfred Von Mangles (AKA Manny) all used to play for The Hellhounds. Head Coach Veronica, short on cash and interested in getting some fresh blood onto the team, opted to trade away the six players. Head Coach Hdawg picked them up for his brand new Iron Phoenix team in the first Copper Cup and tried to pass the players off as rookie blood bowlers.
Many of these six call Middenheim home, though Manny hailed from Nordland. Sir Lobbings son, Jr. heard of the team swap and secretly called in some favors with his rich friends to get him onto the team during tryouts in Altdorf. Along with Meathead, Juggernutter, and Sparkly Steve rounding out their human lineup. The team's funds were low following recruitment and they didn't have enough money left for a regular ogre, but the Head Coach lucked out and found a gentle ogre who was more prone to crying than getting angry. Tiny Tim was the final addition to the team and came at 1/2 price due to his more passive/shy nature.
Since the teams inception, Hdawg's Strikers have picked up new members and participated in the first season of Silver Cup, ending the season tied for second place with a record of 5-2-2. They were featured in write-ups in sports columns such as Spike Magazine and Channel-H News and more than one of their games have been a broadcasted match for Cabalvisions very own hi-destiny 24 hour coverage. Other members, present and past, include Master Chef, Mr Backup (AKA Danny), and Pat 'the Punchingbag' Peters. After a resounding pair of losses in a best of three in Silver Cup Semi-Finals the team has done their best to reform before the Gold Season kicks off, hiring a new lineman Honest Abe to bring their roster up to 11 players.
Gorland Skulls Coached by Gorbag 1W 1D 3L
As with most orc teams these boys hit hard, but unlike most they also like to throw the ball, and had the 3rd highest pass yards for the season, with their first season out the way and experience under their belt expect them to rebuild and we should see a stronger outing from them in the future seasons
Trucido Coached by TRS74 0W 0D 5L
This was a big learning curve for Trucido, they look now to have scrapped the dive tackle training program and look to build on fundamental chaos tactics, much to the regret of the other teams, expect this team to win more games in the future, but also expect stars on others teams to not live out a season
Season II
Antman: Horns Undivided 3W - 1D - 1L
Hdawg: Hdawg's Strikers 3W - 1D - 1L
Tector: Carnivore Claws 2W - 2D - 1L
Gorbag1: Gorland Skulls 1W - 2D - 2L
Kaiser: The Kaiser's Seahawks 1W - 1D - 3L
Nail: The Naillers 1W - 1D - 3L