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Post by Mercy Flush on Feb 22, 2015 15:14:54 GMT
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Post by Insidious on Feb 22, 2015 15:36:47 GMT
Let's hope there are some good interviews here from the beloved and chosen few of Papa Nurgle.
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Post by Mercy Flush on Feb 22, 2015 16:13:26 GMT
Never fear my pestilent follower of Papa! Despite our ethos of style over substance, crap over content & general cheap laughs over any attempt at competent journalism the team here at SS will endevour to bring weekly shocks, spills, thrills & insights into the campaign of the unclean as they flounder about in the true chaos that is Tin & Bones season 10!
Any & all coaches & reporters & fans of the mighty grandpa nurgle feel free to infect this thread with contributions of your own! It's all about the boils!!
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Post by Mercy Flush on Feb 23, 2015 0:33:21 GMT
Scarecrow & the Ass GrapeHey there & welcome to the show! I'm Scarecrow & this is my co-host - the talking hemorrhoid pundit extrordinaire Ass Grape!Thanks Crow! Great to be here!! & we'll be kicking off the show on a high with an absolute slaughter of a match!!Yes folks, coming to you all the way from Plague City we'll be letting you know how it all went down, nurgle style!!Our Week 1 match sees Blood & Snot Vs Blood,Sweat & Beers. Wow! They're all my favourite fluids Crow!! The nurgles have gone heavy & hired a beast of nurgle Frax Slimebag, we'll certainly be looking in his direction to work some magic this season!Check those dwarfs Crow! They look so small & stupid!! Are they wearing sardine tins for armour?!Well, lets see if B&S can open those cans today Grape!After some pushing & shoving we witness a beauty of a blitz as the dwarf drive disintegrates halfway thru the 1st half.Whammy!!! The aptly named Random Dead Guy dwarf quarterback gets pwned!!!And the crowd are going nuts!! Not content with taking out his opposite number Pestigor sensation Ty'tigor capitalises on a crazy failed pickup by a troll slayer, collects the ball in traffic, dodges clear & GFI's his way to glory!!Touchdown against the drive!! This guy is sick Crow!! A star is surely born!Still early days here Grape but it's looking good i gotta admit, what a play. The teams line up again for the kick with just precious moments to go before halftime. The dwarfs are out for serious revenge however & mayhem is threatening to break out all over the pitch as both teams become embroiled in devastating gang fouls!2 casualties & 2 ejections! The ref can barely get a grip of this game Crow!! He calls halftime!! More out of desperation than anything! This match is off the piggin' CHAIN!! What a start to the season!!Check it out Grape! A blizzard's swept in for the 2nd half whistle, nasty business.The previous heat on the pitch has taken a rapid dive & so has the action...This game may just wrap up here Crow, they can't see their hands in front of their face out there... but wait!! What's this crazy dwarf doing? Maaaan!! He falls for the oldest trick in the nurgle playbook!! Attempting a handoff in a swarm of disturbing presence rarely ends well Grape. Ball scatters deep in dwarf territory.And look who come charging thru Crow!!! It's that Ty'tigor guy again!!!Incredible Grape, Ty'tigor blitzes a path - stunning a troll-slayer in the process, salvages the loose ball while his teammates desperately try to supply cover! With just enough time for a few more plays can Blood & Snot succeed in doubling their lead? Touchdown!!!!! Fantastic cross-field run for a 2nd debut score! There's no more time, the match is done & a priceless win for Papa Nurgle!
Crow, that was just awesome! A great team effort against tricky opponents in testing conditions... but 1 guy really shone here today & rightfully Ty'tigor gets the MVP.. thats a 13spp debut game! Unreal!
Well folks, thats week 1 in the bag! Thanks for tuning in & we hope you had as much fun as we did! So from me & Grape here in Plague City studio have a rotten day!!
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Post by Insidious on Feb 23, 2015 8:07:01 GMT
Excellent job mercy. Really nice bit of flavour added to the league. Although flavour and Nurgle is not normally a good combination.
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Post by Mercy Flush on Feb 23, 2015 12:12:09 GMT
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Post by Deano79 on Feb 23, 2015 12:19:59 GMT
This is just awesome Mercy- great stuff mate
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Post by Hudd on Feb 23, 2015 15:58:26 GMT
Ohhoh. So I got to put pics in my match reports too now? Good job!
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Post by Mercy Flush on Feb 24, 2015 14:28:09 GMT
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Post by Mercy Flush on Feb 26, 2015 16:19:41 GMT
Scarecrow & The Ass GrapeYes we're back Papa fans! & just in the knick of time for this top of the table heavyweight bout! Once again, I'm Scarecrow & back with us is Plague City's finest tactical analist (with the emphasis on Anal!) The Ass Grape!Cheers Crow! Yeah, both teams enter the stadium with very promising openning day wins. I can smell blood already crow! I can smell it!!
Me too Grape! Blood & Snot win the coin toss & recieve 1st. Lets go pitchside!
Kick goes deep & the blockfest begins! .. alas only 1 team has blocking power here & it starts to take its toll right away! A couple of stuns & a rotter ejected for fouling in turn 1 was a mediocre attack.And the reply is intence Crow! A dauntless runner Blitzes Frax.. & KO's him!! Ty'Tigors, meanwhile, advances the ball left field into a half screen drive.Another great norse blitz! Disaster for the nurgles as ball carrier Ty'Tigors is now removed from the pitch also! Meyhem ensues as both teams scramble for the scattered ball!An heroic individual effort from norse lineman Siguror Porolfr sees him CAS 2! Yes 2! Nurgle Warriors who regen & are sent to the bench. Dark times indeed. Is this the game that sees the nurgle brought down to earth with a brutal bump?!I think i've just soiled my shorts Crow!!
You're sitting on my arm Grape! Take it easy down there!! Check it out Crow!! Joe the Disoriented finds a gap to grab the ball & runs for his Nurgle blessed life for the endzone!!Is he clear??! Wait!... No.. he's not out of danger yet Grape. What a move tho! This has flipped the drive back in nurgle favour!Slippy slippy slippy!! Joe is totally oblivious to the danger as the norse wearewolf blitzes straight for him... only to lose his footing right at the crucial impact!! Time for a foul Crow? Tell me that's not prime for a good old wolfie gang stomp!!!?Bigger fish to fry Grape, we got a TOUCHDOWN!!!!! on our hands!! Blood & Snot make the breakthrough against the odds, amazing!Way to go Joe!!! Who says rotters are useless? Even with Ty'tigor out they still find a way what a team effort.. what was left of them on the pitch!Far,far from over Grape. The Halftime turnaround is particularly telling as (while Frax & Ty'tigor + the Warriors all return) all 4 norse KO's also return (having the luxury of some Bloodweiser babes in the dugouts!) A double thrown rock stuns a Warrior just back Crow!!! But more importantly a rock also takes out a Berzerker - who does not return for the 2nd half. That could be big Crow! B&S will take any advantage they can get at this crucial stage i fear. It has been raining relentlessly this match & the weather dosen't let up this half either. As the match commences this factor & having the clock against them ultimately aid to the East Bay Raiders downfall. They out CAS'd & out dodged & out moved the nurgle Crow. But their quarter back was LAME!! Only a single successful pickup in 7 attempts falter the drive before it even gets going. Siguror Grimsson wins my TURKEY of the WEEK award Crow! As the full time whistle blows we witness a beautiful gesture Grape! Norse lineman Unnrbjorg has decided to join Blood & Snot! Yes, good choice son.. you're now on your way to greatness. He obviously couldn't stand not going top of the league so badly his prayer to Papa was kindly answered!! Welcome to the team buddy.And thats all from us at Plague City! Next week, what we've all been waiting for, the 1st nurgle vs nurgle mirror match!!! Until then, have a rotten day Iron Phoenix!!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2015 23:26:05 GMT
This is brilliant Mercy, Thankyou for taking the time, really enjoying this.
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Post by Mercy Flush on Feb 27, 2015 2:03:14 GMT
Cheers Mr. Manco!!! Here's a nurgle guitar!!!!!!! Some coaches recon Santa is better... that is bollox.
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Post by Mercy Flush on Feb 27, 2015 12:55:52 GMT
Little bit of awesome nurgle artwork i found. Wish this was my team logo!
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Post by cerumol on Feb 27, 2015 13:09:38 GMT
Quality stuff as ever Mercy - keep it up
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Post by mrcoffee on Mar 2, 2015 6:59:16 GMT
Pure talent. Brilliant stuff.
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