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Post by Dragonvisper on Mar 15, 2015 9:56:25 GMT
The smell, was incredible thick and discusting, and it emanated from bobs lover parts, but i looked like the team was ignoring it, the troll was left alone in a corner picking it nose with its hole hand up one nostril... coach dragonvisper, The wampire wandered the room, loking like a thunder storm, his red eys where fixed on the teams newest member, boris the ugly...
so You big lump of no brains, i really hope You vil bring something useful to this team, or i swear by khaines fury, il feed you to my sisters and they will drain every last bit of blood from you....
boris looked rather confused, but when he looked at the other team members, there heads bowed down in fear, he also looked at floor...
we have finally lifted the curse of nuffels and what do you fools do! You forget to score! its okay you ripped the stupid elves lims from each other, i'm fine with that, a sadistic smile rose to his lips, but this is a league, you ignorant brutes, i accepted to coach this team, because i saw potential i your ability's to score or at least keep the opposing part from scoring...
he looked at sure hands with a smile, from now on You are the leader on the pitch, You will guide them and lead them to victory, understand! and if we lose another mach! il feed your lover parts to bob while they are still attached!
he left the room, almost breaking the door as he slammed it shut....
(sorry for my bad English, i hope You all can read it and understand it)
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Post by Kaiser on Mar 15, 2015 10:38:03 GMT
not only can i understand it but totally love it mate
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Post by Squiggy on Mar 15, 2015 20:54:22 GMT
I don't understand why you constantly apologise for your english, I know english people with worse english...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2015 21:22:13 GMT
I don't understand why you constantly apologise for your english, I know english people with worse english... Me
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Post by Insidious on Mar 15, 2015 23:02:32 GMT
I don't understand why you constantly apologise for your english, I know english people with worse english... Me genuine LOL
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Post by Deano79 on Mar 17, 2015 10:00:15 GMT
I don't understand why you constantly apologise for your english, I know english people with worse english... Me You're English?!?!? Wow......
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Post by Dragonvisper on Mar 23, 2015 21:38:05 GMT
Dragonvispers walks in on the team, whit many of the teams players lying on strechers.... his eys are burnung whit rage as looks on them... how many times have i told you not to piss on nuffels... whne you piss on nuffels he pisses on you.... butt, butt booss, boris says whit fear in his woice.... its was you who said nuffels curse has lifted... dragonsvisper turns around and whit the migth and speed only a anciant wampire lord coul have he throws boris trough the room and trough the wodden wall... he then looks around on the other players, speacely sure hands...whit a grim smile he lifts sure hands up and stuffes him into bobs mouth whit his lover parts first.. bon apetit bob, but dont eat all of him, i still ned him and all of you stinking brutes to win the last two matches and if nuffels likes what we do, maybe we will reach the play offs...
as he leaves he lockerrom, a scared boris cums runnig being chaced by a nude, wet amazon team...
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