Post by havol on May 14, 2015 1:51:37 GMT
With Match Day 1 in the books, this looks to be the toughest season yet in the ongoing battle for the Iron Crown! Apart from a lone blowout, every match was decided by no more than one TD with half the matches ending in draws.
THE MATCHES:
Crimson Crosses v Gorland Harbingers
MATCH PLAYED 1-1 DRAW
Slinky Jack's All Stars v The Utopian Unicorns
Two of the three unbeatens face off. Coach Jester is adopting a new approach to all the bash traditionally found in the league. The Utopian Unicorns are a fine-tuned machine. Capable of scoring with any player on the pitch (okay, okay, maybe not the Tree) they must focus on stopping the All Stars' offense. They'll have to do this missing two key players in Ed Wood and Woody Harrleson.
After an improbable demolition last week of a veteran team, Coach Insidious and his All Stars are not complacent. Possibly the longest-serving team in the league, Insidious and the All Stars have yet to taste glory in the post-season. Off to a great start, however, this may be the time for this team to shine.
PREDICTION:
3-2 for the All Stars. Yeah, The Unicorns will get lots in inducements, but I don't think it will really be enough to overcome a well-balanced attack and defense.
The Snow Cats v Vengeance of Khorne
A little Fenzy anyone? This match will prove to be all about positioning and surfing. King Billy will look to prove he's the baddest mother around! Already boasting the most casualties in this young season, Billy will look to add more skulls to the skull throne. He'd better be careful, however, as the Snow Cats have a CL/MB/Frenzy big guy themselves! One misstep will surely bring the house crashing down around VoK. Big Blue is poised to become the next menace to Iron. Only question is, can Coach Astoner pull it off?
PREDICTION:
1-1 draw. Carnage all over the pitch. Very few players will remain standing after this match. I predict no less than 4 players surfed this match. King Billy and Big Blue will go head-to-head, but with no permanent damage done to either. A tough match; one that I will gladly want to watch the replay of!
Mad Hatterzz v The Mighty Borf
MATCH PLAYED 1-0 VICTORY FOR MAD HATTERZZ
Moar Dakka! v Neorromanticos
Coach Wenteros is still finding solid footing in the league. He has proven he can coach those bastard Orcs of his to go toe-to-toe with any team. He's got his work cut out for him this week as he hosts the reigning-champion Neorromanticos. Coach Hirumazeo will probably never quit Iron... He's the winningest coach here. Why take your team to another league when they're obviously so damn comfy here, eh Hiru? lol
PREDICTION:
3-1 for Neorromanticos. Sorry, Wenteros, but you're playing an Iron Crown legend. His team is built to take out teams like your Orcs... Just do us all a favor and KILL WOLLACK MELENABLANCA!!! Good luck!
Dead Man's Shoes v Banana Warriors
So, having withstood the Greenskin onslaught, this week I get to face an old foe in Coach PN's 'Nana Warriors. Fresh off a season-long hiatus, these chaps are well rested and will look to make a splash this season. I'm certain short work will be made of my Mummies and Wights. But it'll all be worth it if I can but a good boot into Rama's little head...
PREDICTION:
Hmm... 55-0? Not quite. I see this more like a 2-1 result for the 'Nana Warriors. Too much ST for me to deal with. But I will have a Wiz... or a bribe... maybe that will change the outcome?
Guys, good luck and rememeber; MD will roll next Wednesday, 20 May. Please continue to upload to BBM.
THE MATCHES:
Crimson Crosses v Gorland Harbingers
MATCH PLAYED 1-1 DRAW
Slinky Jack's All Stars v The Utopian Unicorns
Two of the three unbeatens face off. Coach Jester is adopting a new approach to all the bash traditionally found in the league. The Utopian Unicorns are a fine-tuned machine. Capable of scoring with any player on the pitch (okay, okay, maybe not the Tree) they must focus on stopping the All Stars' offense. They'll have to do this missing two key players in Ed Wood and Woody Harrleson.
After an improbable demolition last week of a veteran team, Coach Insidious and his All Stars are not complacent. Possibly the longest-serving team in the league, Insidious and the All Stars have yet to taste glory in the post-season. Off to a great start, however, this may be the time for this team to shine.
PREDICTION:
3-2 for the All Stars. Yeah, The Unicorns will get lots in inducements, but I don't think it will really be enough to overcome a well-balanced attack and defense.
The Snow Cats v Vengeance of Khorne
A little Fenzy anyone? This match will prove to be all about positioning and surfing. King Billy will look to prove he's the baddest mother around! Already boasting the most casualties in this young season, Billy will look to add more skulls to the skull throne. He'd better be careful, however, as the Snow Cats have a CL/MB/Frenzy big guy themselves! One misstep will surely bring the house crashing down around VoK. Big Blue is poised to become the next menace to Iron. Only question is, can Coach Astoner pull it off?
PREDICTION:
1-1 draw. Carnage all over the pitch. Very few players will remain standing after this match. I predict no less than 4 players surfed this match. King Billy and Big Blue will go head-to-head, but with no permanent damage done to either. A tough match; one that I will gladly want to watch the replay of!
Mad Hatterzz v The Mighty Borf
MATCH PLAYED 1-0 VICTORY FOR MAD HATTERZZ
Moar Dakka! v Neorromanticos
Coach Wenteros is still finding solid footing in the league. He has proven he can coach those bastard Orcs of his to go toe-to-toe with any team. He's got his work cut out for him this week as he hosts the reigning-champion Neorromanticos. Coach Hirumazeo will probably never quit Iron... He's the winningest coach here. Why take your team to another league when they're obviously so damn comfy here, eh Hiru? lol
PREDICTION:
3-1 for Neorromanticos. Sorry, Wenteros, but you're playing an Iron Crown legend. His team is built to take out teams like your Orcs... Just do us all a favor and KILL WOLLACK MELENABLANCA!!! Good luck!
Dead Man's Shoes v Banana Warriors
So, having withstood the Greenskin onslaught, this week I get to face an old foe in Coach PN's 'Nana Warriors. Fresh off a season-long hiatus, these chaps are well rested and will look to make a splash this season. I'm certain short work will be made of my Mummies and Wights. But it'll all be worth it if I can but a good boot into Rama's little head...
PREDICTION:
Hmm... 55-0? Not quite. I see this more like a 2-1 result for the 'Nana Warriors. Too much ST for me to deal with. But I will have a Wiz... or a bribe... maybe that will change the outcome?
Guys, good luck and rememeber; MD will roll next Wednesday, 20 May. Please continue to upload to BBM.