Post by havol on May 21, 2015 4:32:28 GMT
Wellp... one thing's definitely for sure this season, gents, this season's predictions are drafted by a lunatic that has either no connection to the coaches and teams, or has been severely overworked and constantly dreams up phantom results to the matches. I leave it to you to decide
Another thing, for certain, is that this has begun as the closest season in Iron yet. No team has more than one win or loss. Some teams have neither, as they've managed a draw in both matches thus far. Everyone is still in the mix and it's still very alive in the standings. Good news for you
THE MATCHES:
Banana Warriors v Gorland Harbingers
Coming off a heartbreaking loss, the Banana Warriors look to rebound vs and old nemesis in Coach Gorbag and his Harbingers. Neither team has notched a win this young season. Will this be the week?
PREDICTION:
Although the Harbingers boast plenty of tackle, it's all on the wrong players. Zombies are too easy to tie up for a veteran coach such as Parrigan Niall. I see the Warriors bogging down the zombies and mummies with their newfound guard and scoring easily. 3-1 for the Warriors.
CJ - It is true the Harbringers lack tackle on the faster guys but what I noticed is all the dauntless, yes his zombies pack a pucch and in 2 games they have killed a player each game this season, I will go on a limb here and say The Harbringers win 2-1 it will be close, and we will see them get another kill
Neorromanticos v Dead Man's Shoes
Two old foes meet yet again. Last time these teams met, DMS lost two key veteran players. I'm expecting worse this time. Coach Hirumazeo is an absolute best when coaching his terrifying wolves. Can he make me quit before the match is over?!
PREDICTION:
This is one team I have yet to beat. I've come close a few times, but never been able to crest that hill. Sadly, I think this ones no different. 1-1 draw; but one team will lose an important player; my bets are on my Star Mummy.
CJ- I agree that an important player will be lost but it will be a werewolf, Coach Hirumazeo will as always protect them till its time to pounce, Caoch Havol has seen how he works this and will look to bate them, with extra players I think we will also see fouls left and right to stamp out werewolf Wollack once and for all will still end in a 1-1 draw
The Mighty Borf v Moar Dakka!
How will Coach Maco and his Borf reply after a match like MD2?! Only one way for greenskins to reply, really... Violence!! Coach Wenteros and Moar Dakka have pulled of the "upset" in earning the draw vs the reigning champs. All that's left is for him to claim his first victory!!
PREDICTION:
2-1 for The Mighty Borf. The Mighty Borf has many advantages over their fellow greenskins; strength, size, speed... but cunning?! Do they have that edge!? This coach thinks so...
CJ - I thought at first I would tip Moar Dakka! (love the name) as he can get Ripper, but that was till I spoke to most of the Borf players, they seem to watch one another out there more than most teams (lots of guard) so in a straight up punch on the Borf win and with it the game 2-0
Vengeance of Khorne v Mad Hatterzz
King Billy continues to do what he does best; KILL, MAIM, BURN!! As if he were Kharn himself Coach Deano and his Hatterzz are coming into this match a few pieces short of a full deck. Their equalizer in Graken Silverlegs is nursing a case of the cold this week. Gents, let's wish him the best in a speedy recovery, shall we?!
PREDICTION:
1-1 Draw. Another tough match for both coaches here. I predict the Wizard or bribe to be crucial in this one.
CJ - For money spent i think Coach Deano will get bad habits and a bribe, Coach Hudd is a great tactician, and his bloodthirster broke the back of my best tree, but with all that frenzy he may find himself getting caught out on the second block with Deano setting the trap. 2-1 Hatterzz
Utopian Unicorns v The Snow Cats
Coach Jester and his Unicorns will try to put some distance between he and the crowd this match. All I have to say, is that he'd better before all that AV7 catches up Coach Astoner and his Snow Cats will attempt to notch their first win here. Bribes anyone?!
PREDICTION:
3-1 for the Unicorns. I think Jester will score early and turn Astoner into a man with a purpose; wreck the Unicorns!! AV7 can't hold that long will it?!
CJ - Well I have to tip myself in this one, Wild Bill thrower for the Snow Cats likes to air out the ball and deep at that, a big no no against my team, yet if he plays tight he will be out of rhythm 3-1 for the Unicorns
Crimson Croses v Slinky Jack's All Stars
Everyone would figure that the leading passing team to this point would definitely not be a Human team! But the Crosses are tossing the pigskin around like it was a lazy afternoon match. The All Stars, on the other hand, realize that they have one of the best starts in recent memory and this might be their final shot at the Crown!!
PREDICTION:
2-2 draw. A rookie Ogre will take most of the inducemet money from Coach Oz, but it will do him better to have an Ogre on the pitch to deal with all that Lizzie Strength than a silly wizard that may fizzle when needed most.
CJ - Only 3 of the 6 Saurus have break tackle and with the krox out maybe Coach Oz can do without the ogre (yes 1 saurus is as strong as a krox) but Crimson Croses have 2 players that been working out in the weight room and can go toe to toe with any saurus, If Oz can be mindful of the skinks that will dive to take players down then I see him get a close win 2-1 in the last few turns the game
Gentlemen, the week will roll next Wednesday, 27 May. Post your availability by Friday. Play your matches and continue to upload to BBM. Good luck.
Another thing, for certain, is that this has begun as the closest season in Iron yet. No team has more than one win or loss. Some teams have neither, as they've managed a draw in both matches thus far. Everyone is still in the mix and it's still very alive in the standings. Good news for you
THE MATCHES:
Banana Warriors v Gorland Harbingers
Coming off a heartbreaking loss, the Banana Warriors look to rebound vs and old nemesis in Coach Gorbag and his Harbingers. Neither team has notched a win this young season. Will this be the week?
PREDICTION:
Although the Harbingers boast plenty of tackle, it's all on the wrong players. Zombies are too easy to tie up for a veteran coach such as Parrigan Niall. I see the Warriors bogging down the zombies and mummies with their newfound guard and scoring easily. 3-1 for the Warriors.
CJ - It is true the Harbringers lack tackle on the faster guys but what I noticed is all the dauntless, yes his zombies pack a pucch and in 2 games they have killed a player each game this season, I will go on a limb here and say The Harbringers win 2-1 it will be close, and we will see them get another kill
Neorromanticos v Dead Man's Shoes
Two old foes meet yet again. Last time these teams met, DMS lost two key veteran players. I'm expecting worse this time. Coach Hirumazeo is an absolute best when coaching his terrifying wolves. Can he make me quit before the match is over?!
PREDICTION:
This is one team I have yet to beat. I've come close a few times, but never been able to crest that hill. Sadly, I think this ones no different. 1-1 draw; but one team will lose an important player; my bets are on my Star Mummy.
CJ- I agree that an important player will be lost but it will be a werewolf, Coach Hirumazeo will as always protect them till its time to pounce, Caoch Havol has seen how he works this and will look to bate them, with extra players I think we will also see fouls left and right to stamp out werewolf Wollack once and for all will still end in a 1-1 draw
The Mighty Borf v Moar Dakka!
How will Coach Maco and his Borf reply after a match like MD2?! Only one way for greenskins to reply, really... Violence!! Coach Wenteros and Moar Dakka have pulled of the "upset" in earning the draw vs the reigning champs. All that's left is for him to claim his first victory!!
PREDICTION:
2-1 for The Mighty Borf. The Mighty Borf has many advantages over their fellow greenskins; strength, size, speed... but cunning?! Do they have that edge!? This coach thinks so...
CJ - I thought at first I would tip Moar Dakka! (love the name) as he can get Ripper, but that was till I spoke to most of the Borf players, they seem to watch one another out there more than most teams (lots of guard) so in a straight up punch on the Borf win and with it the game 2-0
Vengeance of Khorne v Mad Hatterzz
King Billy continues to do what he does best; KILL, MAIM, BURN!! As if he were Kharn himself Coach Deano and his Hatterzz are coming into this match a few pieces short of a full deck. Their equalizer in Graken Silverlegs is nursing a case of the cold this week. Gents, let's wish him the best in a speedy recovery, shall we?!
PREDICTION:
1-1 Draw. Another tough match for both coaches here. I predict the Wizard or bribe to be crucial in this one.
CJ - For money spent i think Coach Deano will get bad habits and a bribe, Coach Hudd is a great tactician, and his bloodthirster broke the back of my best tree, but with all that frenzy he may find himself getting caught out on the second block with Deano setting the trap. 2-1 Hatterzz
Utopian Unicorns v The Snow Cats
Coach Jester and his Unicorns will try to put some distance between he and the crowd this match. All I have to say, is that he'd better before all that AV7 catches up Coach Astoner and his Snow Cats will attempt to notch their first win here. Bribes anyone?!
PREDICTION:
3-1 for the Unicorns. I think Jester will score early and turn Astoner into a man with a purpose; wreck the Unicorns!! AV7 can't hold that long will it?!
CJ - Well I have to tip myself in this one, Wild Bill thrower for the Snow Cats likes to air out the ball and deep at that, a big no no against my team, yet if he plays tight he will be out of rhythm 3-1 for the Unicorns
Crimson Croses v Slinky Jack's All Stars
Everyone would figure that the leading passing team to this point would definitely not be a Human team! But the Crosses are tossing the pigskin around like it was a lazy afternoon match. The All Stars, on the other hand, realize that they have one of the best starts in recent memory and this might be their final shot at the Crown!!
PREDICTION:
2-2 draw. A rookie Ogre will take most of the inducemet money from Coach Oz, but it will do him better to have an Ogre on the pitch to deal with all that Lizzie Strength than a silly wizard that may fizzle when needed most.
CJ - Only 3 of the 6 Saurus have break tackle and with the krox out maybe Coach Oz can do without the ogre (yes 1 saurus is as strong as a krox) but Crimson Croses have 2 players that been working out in the weight room and can go toe to toe with any saurus, If Oz can be mindful of the skinks that will dive to take players down then I see him get a close win 2-1 in the last few turns the game
Gentlemen, the week will roll next Wednesday, 27 May. Post your availability by Friday. Play your matches and continue to upload to BBM. Good luck.