Post by havol on Jun 2, 2015 2:12:29 GMT
Gents, I have rolled the week early. Below are your matchups. I'll try to fluff out the post later tonight or tomorrow. For now, enjoy
CJ total for so far Havol 4 CJ 2
Yeah, yeah, yeah... I may not be on my game posting the fluff every week, but rest assured the shit gets posted!! Anyways, on to the matches...
THE MATCHES:
The Snow Cats vs Gorland Harbingers
After trimming a bit of TV, it's an even match between these clubs. A little more trimming will give Coach Gorbag and his Harbingers the TV edge. Heck, they might even qualify for the assistance of a wiz, if they're lucky. Coach Astoner is trying his damndest to keep his flimsy band of drunken Norse together. he will field a full squad for this matchup.
PREDICTION:
Though the harbingers field a stellar cast of Zombies, The Snow Cats have superior skills where it counts. More MB and more guard, namely. Unless early injuries mount, I predict this match as a 2-1 victory for the Snow Cats.
CJ If I were coach gorbag I would sack # 10 zombie Edmund the stiff and get 1 or 2 ghouls in his place will equal the same TV and have 2 players for 1 and with more movement, with the added players I think we see so ground and pound from both teams and ends in a draw 1-1
Mad Hatterzz vs Slinky Jack's All Stars
MATCH PLAYED; but I would have ruled a 2-1 victory for the All Stars. Too much for the Hatterzz to deal with without their star mino. Plus it's not like Insidious ever lays down and allows himself to get fucked. He'll fight you to the death!
CJ each missing a good player but too much strength on the all star team and speed to boot alstars win 3-1
Moar Dakka!! vs Crimson Crosses
Upcoming fluff.
Dead Man's Shoes vs The Utopian Unicorns
MATCH PLAYED; but I would have scored this a 2-2 draw. And I would have bet that early injuries would have been key, but they were not (well, for everyone except Ulric the Grim who apparently thinks he;s "beast mode" and was holding out for more gold)
CJ I am always going to back myself in this league I win 2-1
AA's first ever shot at a admin MD prediction
2nd place Utopian Unicorns take on 3rd place Dead Man's Shoes. This is going to be a good match.
Badass Bruisers
The Shoes: Ulric the Grim from the Shoes has a whopping 21 casualties and 24 KO's that he's given out over his career! That's more than the rest of the team combined! This season, he has been limited to one causualty. He's been training hard and this match he's ready to show off a new skill.
The Unicorns: Peter Northwood has given out 17 casualties and KO'd 19... also more than the rest of his team combined! He's been banging it out all season long.
Offense
The Shoes: The four Assemen on the team are the guys to watch. These guys are scoring machines. They have to be careful though because Peter Northwood could give them the shaft.
The Unicorns: These woodies can score with any player, any where, at any time. With a few perma-injured players (2 -MA and 1 niggling) and a minimal roster for this game (2 recuperating from last weeks game), they could be in trouble if Havol's guys are able to do some damage early.
AA's prediction: Either team can be dangerous when firing on all cylinders, but I have to say 2-1 for the Shoes simply because of the numbers. Then again, the Unicorns have just enough cash to bring along a Babe, and she may be all the motivation they need to pull this one out.
Banana Warriors vs Vengeance of Khorne
King Billy will surely be enshrined as one of the most devastating players around after this season. "Wollack who?" we'll be saying. Missing their Krox enforcer will really hurt the Wariors. But maybe it's a good thing as it gives Billy one thing less to kill, eh?
I would have declared this a 1-1 draw, however. Not the 2-1 victory it inevitably was for Billy and crew.
CJ King billy 1 kill 11 cas in just 4 games and he is going to level before the game he scares me 2-1 hudd
Neorromanticos vs The Mighty Borf
Coach Manco and his Mighty Borf definitely need this win if they're to contend for the Crown. Missing their ST6 enforcer, aptly named "wife", they'll surely suffer. Hobbled but certainly not out of contention, the Borf are ready! Doesn't it feel like Wollack and crew are just biding their time and playing for a favorable position in the post-season? Haven't they done this the last few? Tricky, tricky
PREDICTION:
Though the strength and cunning of the Orcs are diminished, they are certainly not out of this match. Careful positioning and a few lucky injury rolls are all The Mighty Borf should need to turn their luck. However, they face a master of positioning in Coach Hirumazeo. A key injury or two by the wolves will tip the scales early. 2-0 for the Necros in a bloodbath. Sorry, Manco.
CJ Manco will miss his troll but will he have enough to hire ripper?, wont be enough Neorromanticos win 2-1 but poo pants will foul and kill a werewolf
CJ total for so far Havol 4 CJ 2
Yeah, yeah, yeah... I may not be on my game posting the fluff every week, but rest assured the shit gets posted!! Anyways, on to the matches...
THE MATCHES:
The Snow Cats vs Gorland Harbingers
After trimming a bit of TV, it's an even match between these clubs. A little more trimming will give Coach Gorbag and his Harbingers the TV edge. Heck, they might even qualify for the assistance of a wiz, if they're lucky. Coach Astoner is trying his damndest to keep his flimsy band of drunken Norse together. he will field a full squad for this matchup.
PREDICTION:
Though the harbingers field a stellar cast of Zombies, The Snow Cats have superior skills where it counts. More MB and more guard, namely. Unless early injuries mount, I predict this match as a 2-1 victory for the Snow Cats.
CJ If I were coach gorbag I would sack # 10 zombie Edmund the stiff and get 1 or 2 ghouls in his place will equal the same TV and have 2 players for 1 and with more movement, with the added players I think we see so ground and pound from both teams and ends in a draw 1-1
Mad Hatterzz vs Slinky Jack's All Stars
MATCH PLAYED; but I would have ruled a 2-1 victory for the All Stars. Too much for the Hatterzz to deal with without their star mino. Plus it's not like Insidious ever lays down and allows himself to get fucked. He'll fight you to the death!
CJ each missing a good player but too much strength on the all star team and speed to boot alstars win 3-1
Moar Dakka!! vs Crimson Crosses
Upcoming fluff.
Dead Man's Shoes vs The Utopian Unicorns
MATCH PLAYED; but I would have scored this a 2-2 draw. And I would have bet that early injuries would have been key, but they were not (well, for everyone except Ulric the Grim who apparently thinks he;s "beast mode" and was holding out for more gold)
CJ I am always going to back myself in this league I win 2-1
AA's first ever shot at a admin MD prediction
2nd place Utopian Unicorns take on 3rd place Dead Man's Shoes. This is going to be a good match.
Badass Bruisers
The Shoes: Ulric the Grim from the Shoes has a whopping 21 casualties and 24 KO's that he's given out over his career! That's more than the rest of the team combined! This season, he has been limited to one causualty. He's been training hard and this match he's ready to show off a new skill.
The Unicorns: Peter Northwood has given out 17 casualties and KO'd 19... also more than the rest of his team combined! He's been banging it out all season long.
Offense
The Shoes: The four Assemen on the team are the guys to watch. These guys are scoring machines. They have to be careful though because Peter Northwood could give them the shaft.
The Unicorns: These woodies can score with any player, any where, at any time. With a few perma-injured players (2 -MA and 1 niggling) and a minimal roster for this game (2 recuperating from last weeks game), they could be in trouble if Havol's guys are able to do some damage early.
AA's prediction: Either team can be dangerous when firing on all cylinders, but I have to say 2-1 for the Shoes simply because of the numbers. Then again, the Unicorns have just enough cash to bring along a Babe, and she may be all the motivation they need to pull this one out.
Banana Warriors vs Vengeance of Khorne
King Billy will surely be enshrined as one of the most devastating players around after this season. "Wollack who?" we'll be saying. Missing their Krox enforcer will really hurt the Wariors. But maybe it's a good thing as it gives Billy one thing less to kill, eh?
I would have declared this a 1-1 draw, however. Not the 2-1 victory it inevitably was for Billy and crew.
CJ King billy 1 kill 11 cas in just 4 games and he is going to level before the game he scares me 2-1 hudd
Neorromanticos vs The Mighty Borf
Coach Manco and his Mighty Borf definitely need this win if they're to contend for the Crown. Missing their ST6 enforcer, aptly named "wife", they'll surely suffer. Hobbled but certainly not out of contention, the Borf are ready! Doesn't it feel like Wollack and crew are just biding their time and playing for a favorable position in the post-season? Haven't they done this the last few? Tricky, tricky
PREDICTION:
Though the strength and cunning of the Orcs are diminished, they are certainly not out of this match. Careful positioning and a few lucky injury rolls are all The Mighty Borf should need to turn their luck. However, they face a master of positioning in Coach Hirumazeo. A key injury or two by the wolves will tip the scales early. 2-0 for the Necros in a bloodbath. Sorry, Manco.
CJ Manco will miss his troll but will he have enough to hire ripper?, wont be enough Neorromanticos win 2-1 but poo pants will foul and kill a werewolf