Post by Kaiser on Mar 1, 2013 1:03:03 GMT
ok to get things started here is some my old stuff from inronbreakers... new stuff will follow ;D
(before he became a chaos blood bowl player)
David Hasselhoof : Hi I'm David Hasselhoof, Crystal ball viewing celebrity and superstar chaos player for teams like the satanic rams and also the newly formed Hasselhoof Heroes. This is a new show for blood bowl fans, we will have special guests, a mail bag where you the fans can write in and i will do in depth analysis of teams, but fist a word from our sponsors The wizards of qua'goth from the grey wizard fellowship, who without their magics we could not bring this to your crystal balls.
Grey Wizard voice over images of sunny fields and halflings playing and eating are you tired of all the joy in the world? sick of those short fat little bastards stuffing their faces? [i]images change to grey clouds][/i] do you think it needs to rain more than it rains? and that it should be blood and not water? THEN JOIN US IN THE PITS OF THE NINE HELLS WHERE WE CAN TRANSFORM YOU INTO A BLOOD BOWL SUPERSTAR image of a skinny human near a warp stone screams and bursts into fire and then there is a flash of light and he has transformed into a chaos warrior all you need to do is sin to get in, so go out and rape your best friends wife and why not afterward kill him or just bash a pansy picking gay elf, or you can just sell your soul to be a Crystal ball viewing celebrity like David did... you dont even need to know how to act, remember we are waiting for YOU!
David Hasselhoof : well today's guest is another CBV celebrity Sir William Shatner, how are you today?
William Shatner I....am great-thanks.... Hassel....hoof-and........... may...I.... saaaaay.. Its a... pleasure... to-be.... here
David Hasselhoof : now i hear you will soon be playing blood bowl is that correct?
William Shatner Well........ yes-and, noo... i, will-start in... the Dungeonbowl..... league-and,... then-move... to....the-bloodbowl................
David Hasselhoof : what will the...
William Shatner arena
David Hasselhoof : oh sorry i thought you have finished, so what will the team be called and will you stay human or will you make the same life choice i did?
William Shatner I will........... stay.... Huuu...man.... for-now... as-for-the... team.....I.... cant....say... dew-to... contract... negotiations
David Hasselhoof : well thats all we have time for william, as you have taken up all our time
William Shatner Its..... been-a.... pleasure
David Hasselhoof :Just before we go we will do one quick letter, and this one is from a mis pussy galore and she writes, I am a great fan of the show and i do my bit to get into the pits but do you take female players? and is Hansel ever going to make the switch and play for a chaos team. he is so hot right now.... well pussy yes they take all types down there so you will get your shot if its what you really want to do but there are many other things down there other than playing blood bowl, you could be a whip master and torture lost souls or just be a demons concubine, as for Hansel yes he is in fine form, but no word as yet if he will make the move and as he has such a following its hard to see him ever changing sides...
Well thats all we have time for so till next time sin sin sin
(before he became a chaos blood bowl player)
David Hasselhoof : Hi I'm David Hasselhoof, Crystal ball viewing celebrity and superstar chaos player for teams like the satanic rams and also the newly formed Hasselhoof Heroes. This is a new show for blood bowl fans, we will have special guests, a mail bag where you the fans can write in and i will do in depth analysis of teams, but fist a word from our sponsors The wizards of qua'goth from the grey wizard fellowship, who without their magics we could not bring this to your crystal balls.
Grey Wizard voice over images of sunny fields and halflings playing and eating are you tired of all the joy in the world? sick of those short fat little bastards stuffing their faces? [i]images change to grey clouds][/i] do you think it needs to rain more than it rains? and that it should be blood and not water? THEN JOIN US IN THE PITS OF THE NINE HELLS WHERE WE CAN TRANSFORM YOU INTO A BLOOD BOWL SUPERSTAR image of a skinny human near a warp stone screams and bursts into fire and then there is a flash of light and he has transformed into a chaos warrior all you need to do is sin to get in, so go out and rape your best friends wife and why not afterward kill him or just bash a pansy picking gay elf, or you can just sell your soul to be a Crystal ball viewing celebrity like David did... you dont even need to know how to act, remember we are waiting for YOU!
David Hasselhoof : well today's guest is another CBV celebrity Sir William Shatner, how are you today?
William Shatner I....am great-thanks.... Hassel....hoof-and........... may...I.... saaaaay.. Its a... pleasure... to-be.... here
David Hasselhoof : now i hear you will soon be playing blood bowl is that correct?
William Shatner Well........ yes-and, noo... i, will-start in... the Dungeonbowl..... league-and,... then-move... to....the-bloodbowl................
David Hasselhoof : what will the...
William Shatner arena
David Hasselhoof : oh sorry i thought you have finished, so what will the team be called and will you stay human or will you make the same life choice i did?
William Shatner I will........... stay.... Huuu...man.... for-now... as-for-the... team.....I.... cant....say... dew-to... contract... negotiations
David Hasselhoof : well thats all we have time for william, as you have taken up all our time
William Shatner Its..... been-a.... pleasure
David Hasselhoof :Just before we go we will do one quick letter, and this one is from a mis pussy galore and she writes, I am a great fan of the show and i do my bit to get into the pits but do you take female players? and is Hansel ever going to make the switch and play for a chaos team. he is so hot right now.... well pussy yes they take all types down there so you will get your shot if its what you really want to do but there are many other things down there other than playing blood bowl, you could be a whip master and torture lost souls or just be a demons concubine, as for Hansel yes he is in fine form, but no word as yet if he will make the move and as he has such a following its hard to see him ever changing sides...
Well thats all we have time for so till next time sin sin sin