Post by havol on Aug 28, 2015 1:24:52 GMT
Two matches remain, Gentlemen. Remember, the top four from each Group will go on to the playoffs.
THE MATCHES:
Group 1:
Mayamee All Wights v St. Vladimir's Academy
Coach Shaunuthun was seen with his head in his hands after MD3 (no... he hadn't been decapitated!!). "who would have thought coaching this lot would be so damn hard" we overheard him say. "All those goddam players louse about and can't pick up the damn ball!". Them's the breaks, Shaun. Them's the breaks... I still wish you the best
Coach Oz, on the other hand is finding himself in a new situation. He's used to being at the top of the standings. This match will see him battling for the basement. Best of luck, Coach!
PREDICTION:
1-1 Draw! I see the All Wights scoring their very first TD against this lot. Coach Oz will not be without a return answer, however. The cas will mount in this one...
Skool4KidsHuKantReedGud v Cataract U. Stumblers
1 vs 2 in this one! The literacy-challenged gobbos are in a surprising predicament; they hold a winning record. The lack of tackle across the group may have something to do with that, though... Still, with plenty of inducements, I'd be fairly afraid of this bunch...
The Stumblers have somehow managed to feel their way to the top of the Group. We must have covered the pitch in braille, or something... Led by Retina Slice, these blind rodents will look to gain more momentum from this match!
PREDICTION:
2-1 for the Stumblers. They may not have tackle, but they certainly have more block and guard. Who needs skills when you can engineer 3D blocks all over the pitch?! Attrition will be key here.
Kaos Kowblins v Mercenary School of Charm
The battle for positioning begins here; 3 v 4! Relative IP newcomer, Coach Nwest had done a superlative job in this competition. So what if he's carrying a little bloat! A little fat around the edges never hurt anyone, right, fellas??
Coach Deano and his restless Mercenaries are finding the going a bit tougher this time around. Stiffer competition and maybe a bit of sour luck has brought this pompous team back to earth. By no means does this mean these upstarts won't give the match their all!
PREDICTION:
I see this going for Coach Deano and his Mercs-in-training. 2-1 the final score! I think the inducements will be vital and play a key role in Deano's victory. A wiz and some babes? Maybe a slew of potions? How about some bribes??
Group 2:
Pimpslap University v MasterChef Academy
Coach Squigggy and the future pimps of Pimpslap U are in god position to bring home the coveted trophy. So far, they hold the No 2 spot in the group and are a sure bet to advance to the knockout stage. This week they face the aspiring Chefs from MasterChef Academy. A surprising 1-1-1 record has them in the thick of contention. One has to wonder how long these stunties' good fortune will continue after the first team gets tackle?
PREDICTION:
A whopping 400+k in inducements will tip the scales here. A chef and some bribes? Coach Squiggy had better hope he plays a mistake-free match! 2-1 for the halflings in a stunner!
UCC Fighting Skinks v Gorland Scrubbers2
Skrillek "two-toes" is on a mission to get back to the big leagues! Positively hogging all the SPP from the rest of his mates, this Runner is certainly the player to watch! A total of 6SPP more will see this player cut from the roster. I'm not sure Coach Tencoin really cares... It's so fun with hi pin-balling all over the pitch, Tencoin can't wait to start over!
Coach Gorbag and his kitchen staff are off to a rough start! Having dropped the first three matches in style, the Scrubbers will look to rebound here. They have their Kitchen Supervisor, Bull Centaur Kurath Quicklegs, back for this match! Boy was he sorely missed. He'll have his hands (or hooves in this case) full trying to wrangle some dirty, wet rats.
PREDICTION:
2-2 draw! Two toes will get both scores for the Skinks and will see him sacked after the match. Kurath will also do the scoring for the Scrubbers in a tightly contested brawl! Who's armor holds best will possibly pull out the win!
University of I-Don't-Know v PDS Academy Rockets
Match Played. 2-1 for the PDS Rockets!
Match Day will roll next Thursday, 03 September, in the PM, GMT-7/ PST. Plan, play, upload. Repeat. Yes, it's that easy, gents
Enjoy your matches!!
THE MATCHES:
Group 1:
Mayamee All Wights v St. Vladimir's Academy
Coach Shaunuthun was seen with his head in his hands after MD3 (no... he hadn't been decapitated!!). "who would have thought coaching this lot would be so damn hard" we overheard him say. "All those goddam players louse about and can't pick up the damn ball!". Them's the breaks, Shaun. Them's the breaks... I still wish you the best
Coach Oz, on the other hand is finding himself in a new situation. He's used to being at the top of the standings. This match will see him battling for the basement. Best of luck, Coach!
PREDICTION:
1-1 Draw! I see the All Wights scoring their very first TD against this lot. Coach Oz will not be without a return answer, however. The cas will mount in this one...
Skool4KidsHuKantReedGud v Cataract U. Stumblers
1 vs 2 in this one! The literacy-challenged gobbos are in a surprising predicament; they hold a winning record. The lack of tackle across the group may have something to do with that, though... Still, with plenty of inducements, I'd be fairly afraid of this bunch...
The Stumblers have somehow managed to feel their way to the top of the Group. We must have covered the pitch in braille, or something... Led by Retina Slice, these blind rodents will look to gain more momentum from this match!
PREDICTION:
2-1 for the Stumblers. They may not have tackle, but they certainly have more block and guard. Who needs skills when you can engineer 3D blocks all over the pitch?! Attrition will be key here.
Kaos Kowblins v Mercenary School of Charm
The battle for positioning begins here; 3 v 4! Relative IP newcomer, Coach Nwest had done a superlative job in this competition. So what if he's carrying a little bloat! A little fat around the edges never hurt anyone, right, fellas??
Coach Deano and his restless Mercenaries are finding the going a bit tougher this time around. Stiffer competition and maybe a bit of sour luck has brought this pompous team back to earth. By no means does this mean these upstarts won't give the match their all!
PREDICTION:
I see this going for Coach Deano and his Mercs-in-training. 2-1 the final score! I think the inducements will be vital and play a key role in Deano's victory. A wiz and some babes? Maybe a slew of potions? How about some bribes??
Group 2:
Pimpslap University v MasterChef Academy
Coach Squigggy and the future pimps of Pimpslap U are in god position to bring home the coveted trophy. So far, they hold the No 2 spot in the group and are a sure bet to advance to the knockout stage. This week they face the aspiring Chefs from MasterChef Academy. A surprising 1-1-1 record has them in the thick of contention. One has to wonder how long these stunties' good fortune will continue after the first team gets tackle?
PREDICTION:
A whopping 400+k in inducements will tip the scales here. A chef and some bribes? Coach Squiggy had better hope he plays a mistake-free match! 2-1 for the halflings in a stunner!
UCC Fighting Skinks v Gorland Scrubbers2
Skrillek "two-toes" is on a mission to get back to the big leagues! Positively hogging all the SPP from the rest of his mates, this Runner is certainly the player to watch! A total of 6SPP more will see this player cut from the roster. I'm not sure Coach Tencoin really cares... It's so fun with hi pin-balling all over the pitch, Tencoin can't wait to start over!
Coach Gorbag and his kitchen staff are off to a rough start! Having dropped the first three matches in style, the Scrubbers will look to rebound here. They have their Kitchen Supervisor, Bull Centaur Kurath Quicklegs, back for this match! Boy was he sorely missed. He'll have his hands (or hooves in this case) full trying to wrangle some dirty, wet rats.
PREDICTION:
2-2 draw! Two toes will get both scores for the Skinks and will see him sacked after the match. Kurath will also do the scoring for the Scrubbers in a tightly contested brawl! Who's armor holds best will possibly pull out the win!
University of I-Don't-Know v PDS Academy Rockets
Match Played. 2-1 for the PDS Rockets!
Match Day will roll next Thursday, 03 September, in the PM, GMT-7/ PST. Plan, play, upload. Repeat. Yes, it's that easy, gents
Enjoy your matches!!