Post by jordionboy on Sept 23, 2015 0:26:32 GMT
(author Notes: This is my blood bowl two team, and as such has no BBM, so the matches will be much less based in reality)
Our "Heroes" Enter!:
The Riots were all lined up, listening to their Coach "You all did well, that was a good hit on that Blitzer Pappy" The tall bloodletter told one of the beastmen, the eldest looking. Pappy nodded in agreement. "But as you know we lost The Tall One, Brent and Lippy, Brent had to retire after that broken leg. I managed to find a beast man who was interested, he can take the tall one's place, but there were no chaos warriors interested." he explained.
The team seemed worried, they wanted to fight for Khorne's glory but without the muscle they couldn't please the blood lord.
the very air seemed to shake with fury as a split in space and time opened up and two chaos warriors feel through.
the shorter one stood and shook his head in an exaggerated manner "where are the ladies?" he asked, looking round as Eddie pulled himself up dozily. It took hims a few moments but the chaos warrior sighed. "Eddie, I don't think these are girls"
Eddie blinked slowly trying to piece this together, Khorne had promised them what they desired most. "so . . . He didn't mean getting layed right?" the taller warrior asked.
"looks like it" Rik sighed.
"Thank you master!" The bloodletter grinned, hobbling forward, his right leg was missing and it looked like his left eye was too.
"Here what's he talking about?" Eddie asked, before the blood letter grabbed and shook Eddies hand.
"You're both welcome on out team if The blood God wishes you too be, I'm Chizo, Chizo Meethouse" the bloodletter told them. The two warriors seemed reluctant but agreed after a little convicing.
"good, good, let me introduce the team!" Chizo smiled, indicating to the team with his free arm, the other on his crutch. "this is Brutus and Frank" He introduced the other warriors. Frank stood and bowed lightly
"I Am Killander Frankimous, the fourth. It is good to meet you" Frank said calmly while Bluto laughed.
"I'm Bluto, Ignore this stick in the mud, he's good on the field, just one of them who thinks honor belongs on the battlefield."
The blood letter smiled then indicated the a bunch of three players sat a little away from the group, all three were immaculately kept and striking poses for a turned off camera. "Those three are Bob, Hugh and David, they're not bad, a bit egotistical and more interesting in fame than the glory of The skull god, but so long as they play." he admired.
The next guy to step forward was Billy, he planted his head roughly on Rik's to stare at his eyes. "I'm Billy, and I'm Homo, what exactly are you going to do about it?!" Billy demanded as Rik backed away
"Ugh, nothing, nothing, i don't have anything against you type!" He stammered, then as Billy humphed and walked off Eddie leaned forward.
"I think he was a poof." Eddie stated as Rik nodded in agreement trying to straighten up.
Of course it was then they got a tap on the shoulder. The two looked over to see a beast man with a huge beard.
"Have you been Naughty, or Nice" he asked, something stole into the two's armour and took away their man hoods as if they were children facing the monster in the closet.
"'es" they both agreed childishly as the beastman straightened up.
"Good, and what would you like for Khornemas?" He asked as if looking into the two's souls.
"Bike" they both said, like a pair of shy 5 year olds meeting a Mall Santa.
"Then you had better remain good" The beastman warned and left, letting the two slowly relax. until the bloodletter spoke and they both jumped a mile, yelping in surprise.
"Ah, met Krampus Claws did you? Good man, he, buys all the beast-Children gifts once a year, scary as Khorne's balls though" Chizo shuddered remembering. then he turned to indicate to the last beastman that had been there. "This is Pappy, He should have retired, but no-one can seem to hold him down."
" Ay'll Retare Whem I 'Yam Dead" Pappy complained gummily through his pipe. crossing his arms. "Yew Yung 'Ums cou'd Learm a Fimg Or Two" Pappy told them, before sitting down again, seemingly done with the Chaos warriors.
"well, th- Oh, wait, GREG!" Chizo let out, as a younger, sprightly beastman ran over, he couldn't have been older than 19.
"Yes Sir?" He asked, then looked at Eddie and Rik, his snout falling open like they were gods. "aren't You the Star Blitzers from The Nurgle Blessid?" he asked, shocked.
"Yeah, that's right." Rik nodded, confused, did someone know them?
"OH MY KHORNE! You guys were amazing! i saw all of your games! C-can I hang around with you, you can teach me how to blitz like you!" He pleaded.
Rik considered how to break this to the kid But Eddie seemed flattered and nodded. "sure kid!" "wait, wh-?" "Yeah, why not, I'll teach you everything!" Eddie said swiftly, cutting off a shocked Rik.
"Good, You've met everyone, you should get ready, we have your first game tomorrow and a long way to travel!" Chizo smiled happily, hobbling off
Our "Heroes" Enter!:
The Riots were all lined up, listening to their Coach "You all did well, that was a good hit on that Blitzer Pappy" The tall bloodletter told one of the beastmen, the eldest looking. Pappy nodded in agreement. "But as you know we lost The Tall One, Brent and Lippy, Brent had to retire after that broken leg. I managed to find a beast man who was interested, he can take the tall one's place, but there were no chaos warriors interested." he explained.
The team seemed worried, they wanted to fight for Khorne's glory but without the muscle they couldn't please the blood lord.
the very air seemed to shake with fury as a split in space and time opened up and two chaos warriors feel through.
the shorter one stood and shook his head in an exaggerated manner "where are the ladies?" he asked, looking round as Eddie pulled himself up dozily. It took hims a few moments but the chaos warrior sighed. "Eddie, I don't think these are girls"
Eddie blinked slowly trying to piece this together, Khorne had promised them what they desired most. "so . . . He didn't mean getting layed right?" the taller warrior asked.
"looks like it" Rik sighed.
"Thank you master!" The bloodletter grinned, hobbling forward, his right leg was missing and it looked like his left eye was too.
"Here what's he talking about?" Eddie asked, before the blood letter grabbed and shook Eddies hand.
"You're both welcome on out team if The blood God wishes you too be, I'm Chizo, Chizo Meethouse" the bloodletter told them. The two warriors seemed reluctant but agreed after a little convicing.
"good, good, let me introduce the team!" Chizo smiled, indicating to the team with his free arm, the other on his crutch. "this is Brutus and Frank" He introduced the other warriors. Frank stood and bowed lightly
"I Am Killander Frankimous, the fourth. It is good to meet you" Frank said calmly while Bluto laughed.
"I'm Bluto, Ignore this stick in the mud, he's good on the field, just one of them who thinks honor belongs on the battlefield."
The blood letter smiled then indicated the a bunch of three players sat a little away from the group, all three were immaculately kept and striking poses for a turned off camera. "Those three are Bob, Hugh and David, they're not bad, a bit egotistical and more interesting in fame than the glory of The skull god, but so long as they play." he admired.
The next guy to step forward was Billy, he planted his head roughly on Rik's to stare at his eyes. "I'm Billy, and I'm Homo, what exactly are you going to do about it?!" Billy demanded as Rik backed away
"Ugh, nothing, nothing, i don't have anything against you type!" He stammered, then as Billy humphed and walked off Eddie leaned forward.
"I think he was a poof." Eddie stated as Rik nodded in agreement trying to straighten up.
Of course it was then they got a tap on the shoulder. The two looked over to see a beast man with a huge beard.
"Have you been Naughty, or Nice" he asked, something stole into the two's armour and took away their man hoods as if they were children facing the monster in the closet.
"'es" they both agreed childishly as the beastman straightened up.
"Good, and what would you like for Khornemas?" He asked as if looking into the two's souls.
"Bike" they both said, like a pair of shy 5 year olds meeting a Mall Santa.
"Then you had better remain good" The beastman warned and left, letting the two slowly relax. until the bloodletter spoke and they both jumped a mile, yelping in surprise.
"Ah, met Krampus Claws did you? Good man, he, buys all the beast-Children gifts once a year, scary as Khorne's balls though" Chizo shuddered remembering. then he turned to indicate to the last beastman that had been there. "This is Pappy, He should have retired, but no-one can seem to hold him down."
" Ay'll Retare Whem I 'Yam Dead" Pappy complained gummily through his pipe. crossing his arms. "Yew Yung 'Ums cou'd Learm a Fimg Or Two" Pappy told them, before sitting down again, seemingly done with the Chaos warriors.
"well, th- Oh, wait, GREG!" Chizo let out, as a younger, sprightly beastman ran over, he couldn't have been older than 19.
"Yes Sir?" He asked, then looked at Eddie and Rik, his snout falling open like they were gods. "aren't You the Star Blitzers from The Nurgle Blessid?" he asked, shocked.
"Yeah, that's right." Rik nodded, confused, did someone know them?
"OH MY KHORNE! You guys were amazing! i saw all of your games! C-can I hang around with you, you can teach me how to blitz like you!" He pleaded.
Rik considered how to break this to the kid But Eddie seemed flattered and nodded. "sure kid!" "wait, wh-?" "Yeah, why not, I'll teach you everything!" Eddie said swiftly, cutting off a shocked Rik.
"Good, You've met everyone, you should get ready, we have your first game tomorrow and a long way to travel!" Chizo smiled happily, hobbling off