|
Post by parrigan on Nov 26, 2015 4:44:23 GMT
Here it is! The moment you've all been waiting for! Week 1 of the greatest league ever! The Bronze Shield Season 10!
Too much? Yeah, probably. But where else will you hear about the pro elf master doing his pro elf mastery at IP? Or the mighty Hudd taking to the pitch with a bunch of stinking goblins? Or the cheatingest dwarfs who ever cheated cheating their way through the season? Or the most famous zombie horde to ever take the pitch at Iron Phoenix? Or so many other yet-to-be-revealed storylines?
Nowhere but Bronze! Now get moving, schedule those matches!
Due to the upcoming holiday weekend in the States, and the fact that this is week 1, we're going to leave a little extra space to get our week 1 matches played.
The matchups:
Allies Beyond Life Z (UND) WingSteel vs. The Soviet Blockers (NOR) Threeclubs Wingsteel has a shiny new crew of rotting cadavers to walk all over us this season, after his last bunch was knocked out of the playoffs by, guess who? The Soviet Blockers, our lauded heralds of the revolution and reigning Bronze Shield champs, are promising the absolute bloodbath they brought to the last undead gits to cross their path. These commie pinko's rarely fail to deliver, as far as horrible injuries are concerned, so mutually assured destruction is a certainty.
Los Luchadores Apestosos (NUR) HAVOL vs. Make Mine Moo!! (CHA) Smakapotomus The masked fighters are trucking in all manner of folding chairs, aluminum ladders, and all manner of other scenery to beat the Moo! like a rented mule. Nurgle warrior 'Razor Ramon' described in great detail the horrible things he would do after tipping these big pink cows. Meanwhile the warriors of The Moo! are in an all out panic, horrified that they will be the next to die, like every other warrior the team has ever had. "Of course I'm not worried, why should I be worried? Did, uh, did the Luchadors mention my name?" said chaos warrior Jerseylicious through a cold sweat.
Orkztown Smasha's (ORC) Richdaweasel vs. Improper Dancing (LIZ) Michaels
No need for fluff here. Michaels already won the match like a badass, in the night! He crushed it so hard his opponent actually expelled the memory to avoid mental scarring. The fans hissed and scowled disapprovingly at his less-than-tasteful dancing lizards, but they just didn't care! In the end the Smasha's were just too distracted by the aggressive twerking by the lizzies and rolled over, dumbstruck by the gyrating reptiles. Will Michaels win again next week? You bet your sweet ass he will!
Schedule your matches here by 23.59 GMT on Monday, November 20 and play by 23.59 GMT on Sunday, December 6. We will return to the Friday/Wedesnday schedule for week 2. If all matches are finished early, we will roll early.
BBM is IP Bronze Shield (S10) - D4. Password is 123. Winner to upload, home team in the event of a draw.
|
|
|
Post by Smakapotomus on Nov 26, 2015 5:27:30 GMT
Hello Havol,
Time to kick off Bronze; finally. Here is my availability for the coming week; let me know what works for you...
27.11 Friday ... 28.11 Saturday 0230 - 0500 GMT 29.11 Sunday 0230 - 0400 GMT 30.11 Monday 2030 - 0130 GMT 01.12 Tuesday 2030 - 0130 GMT 02.12 Wednesday 2030 - 0130 GMT 03.12 Thursday 2030 - 0130 GMT
|
|
|
Post by WingSteel on Nov 26, 2015 6:01:04 GMT
5am to 11am GMT Any Day Your Call
|
|
|
Post by richdaweasel on Nov 26, 2015 15:12:39 GMT
Hey Michaels, My schedule as follows:
Friday: 1600-2200 GMT Saturday: 1600-2200 GMT Sunday: 1600-2200 GMT Monday: 0400-0600 GMT Tuesday: 0400-0700 GMT Wednesday: 0400-0700 GMT Thursday: 0400-0700 GMT
|
|
|
Post by havol on Nov 26, 2015 15:13:03 GMT
Hello Havol, Time to kick off Bronze; finally. Here is my availability for the coming week; let me know what works for you... 27.11 Friday ... 28.11 Saturday 0230 - 0500 GMT 29.11 Sunday 0230 - 0400 GMT 30.11 Monday 2030 - 0130 GMT 01.12 Tuesday 2030 - 0130 GMT 02.12 Wednesday 2030 - 0130 GMT 03.12 Thursday 2030 - 0130 GMT Heya, Smak. I think we're both PST. Parrigan was kind enough to lump most of us together in like groups. Hmm. How's Tuesday at 0130 GMT/ 1730PST sound?
|
|
|
Post by Smakapotomus on Nov 26, 2015 18:23:24 GMT
Hello Havol, Time to kick off Bronze; finally. Here is my availability for the coming week; let me know what works for you... 01.12 Tuesday 2030 - 0130 GMT 02.12 Wednesday 2030 - 0130 GMT 03.12 Thursday 2030 - 0130 GMT Heya, Smak. I think we're both PST. Parrigan was kind enough to lump most of us together in like groups. Hmm. How's Tuesday at 0130 GMT/ 1730PST sound? Excellent choice Havol, see you on the pitch
|
|
|
Post by michaels on Nov 26, 2015 21:18:00 GMT
Hey Michaels, My schedule as follows: Friday: 1600-2200 GMT Saturday: 1600-2200 GMT Sunday: 1600-2200 GMT Monday: 0400-0600 GMT Tuesday: 0400-0700 GMT Wednesday: 0400-0700 GMT Thursday: 0400-0700 GMT Hey Rich. I think Sundays our best bet. I'll try to ping you on steam that day. Not 100% on time yet as I'll be playing at a friends out of town. Does that work?
|
|
|
Post by michaels on Nov 27, 2015 23:41:26 GMT
Unexciting match lacking any blood to speak of. I ran the ball in & stuff. Meh. Whatever. 2-0 win for the lizards. /snooze
|
|
|
Post by threeofclubs on Nov 28, 2015 1:47:53 GMT
5am to 11am GMT Any Day Your Call Hey wingsteel! I'm back home in Cali (without my laptop) at the moment but I'll be getting back Sunday morning. I'll be able to post more specific times then but for now would you like to plan for 5am gmt for Tuesday? (Monday at 10:00pm for us in the gmt -7 zone)
|
|
|
Post by WingSteel on Nov 28, 2015 4:52:20 GMT
5am to 11am GMT Any Day Your Call Hey wingsteel! I'm back home in Cali (without my laptop) at the moment but I'll be getting back Sunday morning. I'll be able to post more specific times then but for now would you like to plan for 5am gmt for Tuesday? (Monday at 10:00pm for us in the gmt -7 zone) sure
|
|
|
Post by richdaweasel on Nov 28, 2015 19:19:59 GMT
Hey Michaels, My schedule as follows: Friday: 1600-2200 GMT Saturday: 1600-2200 GMT Sunday: 1600-2200 GMT Monday: 0400-0600 GMT Tuesday: 0400-0700 GMT Wednesday: 0400-0700 GMT Thursday: 0400-0700 GMT Hey Rich. I think Sundays our best bet. I'll try to ping you on steam that day. Not 100% on time yet as I'll be playing at a friends out of town. Does that work? Sunday is good!
|
|
|
Post by michaels on Nov 28, 2015 21:05:15 GMT
Hey Rich. I think Sundays our best bet. I'll try to ping you on steam that day. Not 100% on time yet as I'll be playing at a friends out of town. Does that work? Sunday is good! We already played...nutter.
|
|
|
Post by WingSteel on Dec 1, 2015 6:12:50 GMT
2-1 for the Allies Beyond Life Z Tough Game And Fun Good Game Clubs And Good Luck
|
|
|
Post by richdaweasel on Dec 1, 2015 19:21:27 GMT
We already played...nutter. My brain is seriously NOT functioning lol
|
|
|
Post by havol on Dec 2, 2015 3:59:29 GMT
thanks for the match, Smak. Good luck the rest of the way!
|
|