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Post by michaels on Dec 2, 2015 21:07:14 GMT
Here we are in Week 2. Uggr Drosboi has an AV bust, Hudd is set to have the worst season of his life, and the whole of division 3 is tied for last place; Its going to be a fun season . MD2 will last until Wednesday December 9 24:00 GMT. The match winner will upload to IP Bronze Shield (S10) - D2 cradle1369 vs. Oni Goku
Big bad Uggr got beaten like a rented troll last week and will have to sit out for the match against the Jihad, leaving the rest of the Wolfmen spread thin. Meanwhile the Green holy warriors have bloated themselves to high Jannah since their last meeting. The metric ton of inducement gold the norse will receive can never replace IP's killingest player, but the Wolfmen hope it will give them enough of an edge to survive until the big guy recovers. "We're working on hiring some Babes for this match, but the Bloodweiser Corporation is being stingy with the blondes!" said Haffrandor, from behind the mountain of paperwork required to register a wizard with the league. CourierDan vs. WenterosThe poor dorfs of Rookie Trap had to throw in the towel last week after an unmerciful thrashing. Those little beard-o's are looking to vent some frustration by doing what dorfs do best, punching ladies! Meanwhile The Bouncers are only now finishing their final victory lap after steamrolling the Wolfmen of the Old World. Bouncers blitzer Agamede Camilla is publicly predicting an interception to win the game for the zon team. "Hey, if a Tomb Guardian can pick off a dwarf pass, why can't we?" DocOz3000 vs. Squiggy
The Seekers are still cursing Nuffle for some perceived slight in last week's match against the Jihad. The team spokesman is already vowing revenge on everyone who witnessed the match. They better get over it fast though, because the blood crazed Night at the Museum has sprung to life and are looking for something else to pulverize. In just one half these monster smashed 3 dwarves into the dugouts, intercepted a pass, and then ran the remaining opposition back to their team bus. One of the Tomb Guardians has piling on, what else is there to say?
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Post by courierdan on Dec 2, 2015 21:39:29 GMT
Well, with how last week went, I doubt this week will be any better. But let's schedule the slaughtering of the dorfs:
Pretty much not available tomorrow (Thursday) because of double work. But Friday and Saturday is an all-day thing, and Sunday-Wednesday I can play anytime from 18:00 GMT to midnight GMT.
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Post by DocOz3000 on Dec 3, 2015 7:49:28 GMT
Squiggy Sir...
I'm open Thu - Tue 16:00 - 20:00 GMT daily...
Sry I can't start a match much later than 20:00 GMT since I gotta leave for work by 22:15 GMT...
Oz
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Post by Squiggy on Dec 3, 2015 9:42:32 GMT
Gday sir! Those times are a little outside my usual availability but 99% sure it won't be a problem. 8pm gmt is almost always fine for me. Would Monday 8pm be ok provisionally? Highly unlikely the game will take more than an hour or so, we both play relatively quickly. I can TRY to get online earlier and hit you up on steam if that works, but my earliest login availability is right after my son goes to bed. Monday he is usually in bed by 7-7.30 hence me suggesting that day, if Monday suits. If not I'm sure I can rearrange things a little. Seeya pitchside sir....this looks like it could end badly.
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Post by DocOz3000 on Dec 3, 2015 21:19:07 GMT
Gday sir! Those times are a little outside my usual availability but 99% sure it won't be a problem. 8pm gmt is almost always fine for me. Would Monday 8pm be ok provisionally? Highly unlikely the game will take more than an hour or so, we both play relatively quickly. I can TRY to get online earlier and hit you up on steam if that works, but my earliest login availability is right after my son goes to bed. Monday he is usually in bed by 7-7.30 hence me suggesting that day, if Monday suits. If not I'm sure I can rearrange things a little. Seeya pitchside sir....this looks like it could end badly. I see you're shooting for 20:00 GMT Monday and that should be great... I'll pencil it in until then...
Oz
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Post by wenteros on Dec 3, 2015 22:44:47 GMT
Well, with how last week went, I doubt this week will be any better. But let's schedule the slaughtering of the dorfs: Pretty much not available tomorrow (Thursday) because of double work. But Friday and Saturday is an all-day thing, and Sunday-Wednesday I can play anytime from 18:00 GMT to midnight GMT. Hello! How about 13.00 GMT on Saturday?
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Post by courierdan on Dec 3, 2015 22:59:17 GMT
Well, with how last week went, I doubt this week will be any better. But let's schedule the slaughtering of the dorfs: Pretty much not available tomorrow (Thursday) because of double work. But Friday and Saturday is an all-day thing, and Sunday-Wednesday I can play anytime from 18:00 GMT to midnight GMT. Hello! How about 13.00 GMT on Saturday? Perfect. Saturday at 13:00 GMT. See you on the pitch.
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Post by cradle1369 on Dec 4, 2015 1:35:00 GMT
Oni Goku,
Are you free tomorrow at all?
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Post by cradle1369 on Dec 4, 2015 17:37:01 GMT
Hey Oni, you out there dude? My availabilities are mainly from now to Mon, so let me know when you can play before it's too late.
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Post by Oni Goku on Dec 5, 2015 0:37:49 GMT
I can play Tonight or Tomorrow night. Will look for you in game now.
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Post by cradle1369 on Dec 5, 2015 0:46:36 GMT
OK I'm loggin now
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Post by Oni Goku on Dec 5, 2015 4:17:14 GMT
Green Jihad spread the WAAAAHH to more fans with a 2-0 win over the norse.
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Post by wenteros on Dec 5, 2015 14:55:06 GMT
2-1 to zons!
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Post by courierdan on Dec 5, 2015 21:13:56 GMT
2-1 to zons! With this loss, the dwarfs have had their beer taken away. And I have 13 guillotines lined up if they don't win their next 3 games.
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Post by Squiggy on Dec 7, 2015 21:44:52 GMT
RIGHT. Some bugger has replaced the d6 in the game between docoz and I with a d2 (all we seemed to roll were ones and sixes) and if nobody owns up, the whole league is staying behind after class! Seriously. First turn, second block, I double skull. RR into push, all is well. Then fail a dodge, with a double one. 6+6 armour break, 6+6 injury, dead. apoc to niggle. That kinda set the tone. I failed 11/15 2+ dodges in the first half, while doc failed 5 3D blocks...he did pass just about every 2+ gfi roll etc though...halftime it's 0-0 and I've managed to hold doc thanks to combination of typical khemri ball handling, 2 lucky/well timed (I'd like to say they were great play but to be fair I had one chance and just went for it.) strip ball blitzes, and worming my way out of a VERY bad situation when doc managed to pin half my team, and I managed to KO or worse two of them! I was thoroughly, thoroughly outplayed, and also seemed incapable of rolling anything above a 1 for any dodge at all! Second half, I receive, typical elfy BS + a riot means I can delay til turn 12 to score, leaving doc a longshot at equalising. Then it was doc's turn for ones. pickup attempt, 1, rr (sure hands) 1. next turn 2, rr, 1. Next turn 2, rr, 1. Next turn...he got the ball! By then though he had two players homing in on his carrier and most receivers marked, and would have to try an elfball play even my hazards would balk at...in the rain. Sadly it didnt pay off, though he did get to beat me up a bit more in the meantime. Final score 1-0 to the seekers. Somehow. The dice screwed us both, doc had a lot of pows but almost all the non-pows were skulls. My dodges...I'm gonna have to check out BBm to see the stats, I geuninely believe I failed more than 50% of 2+ rolls in that game, though obviously that could be perception bias. Investigation time...my word. Doc failed TEN pickup rolls. I failed four out of five. I failed fourteen dodges. I only made 12 blocks and failed half of them...and every single one was a blodger or juggs blitz! Doc managed 15 armour breaks and only 1 ko and 1 cas...I failed 3/5 2+/3+ handoffs/catches all with rr....Nuffle, will you please just leave us alone and let us bloody play!
Anyways, I was outplayed first half, and the dice made it a bit worse. Second half I had one good drive which I'm actually happy with, and then once again the dice took over. I wish I could say I won this through my play, but doc was beaten by two things. The weather and the dice in the second half. Hope to play you again soon doc, hopefully in more even circumstances, and maybe you can beat me up instead of me beating me up. Well played.
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