Post by DocOz3000 on Jan 19, 2016 20:08:36 GMT
This is Tin League XIV Last game of the regular season;
I would have loved to post the last 3 - 4 turns of the match but I'd have no idea where to start, so I pulled out my literary skills to give the reader an idea about the Glorious End of a rather mundane match...
Here's the Scenario...
Match T1 Duh'Bell Ring'ahs, Gobbos have 6 left on the pitch vs. Little Big Lizards, Lizard Men... It had been a tough 14 turns as the LBL
had slowly whittled away the Gobbos and taken a 2 - 0 lead by T13... Only some over the
thru T14 top heroics and a good 'ol fashioned TTM (First and only one that resulted in a score the whole season) gets the Gobbos on the board and something to celebrate, the score is 2 - 1 going into the final turns of the match...
And then it begins...
Gobbos T15 In a last ditch effort to save a 3 - 1 blowout the DBR run 2 Gobbos down the field after a break away Skink heading for the goal-line with the ball, one of the savior Gobbos is #8 Gnaklass, the 'Star Blitz'n Meenie' of the DBR. #8 Blitz's the Skink ball carrier which results, after a quickly used RR, in a lose ball and a downed skink only a few squares from the goal line... To add to the excitement and insanity of the last turn, Coach Oz impossibly (4+ Dodge, 4+ Dodge, 2+ Push, 2+ Push) maneuvers his Chainsaw Wielding Looney to within scoring range on the opposite end of the field... Why?! you say...in the spirit of;
"Something Funny this Way Comes"...
Lizards T16 The 2 Blitzing Gobbos are close, but no TZs are on the ball... After a ill timed failed Bone Head roll by the LBL Kroxigor and a Sauri Block somewhere other than: a] The one Gobbo that is in scoring position or b] Either of the Gobbos close enough to grab the ball if it should not be picked up. After putting some beef around the hero Gobbos, just in case, the Lizards go for a quick dodge n' dash for the TD... And then NFFLE decided to turn on the game, I swear I heard the Remote click... The downed Skink closest to the ball, gets up... Dodges (fails)... Doh!!! Dodge skill RR (fails x2)!!! Downed Skink lands on the ball knocking it out of a defending Skinks TZ and loose on the pitch once again... TURNOVER!!!
Gobbos T16 'Superstar' #8 Gnaklass in BTB contact with the defending Skink closest to the ball, 1d Blocks and pushes the offending Skink away clearing a path for his partner in crime #9 Tugbit, making it easier for Tugbit by only having one Dodge vs. two for the PU attempt... Tugbit aka. da'Criminal, dodges, picks up the ball and runs into passing distance from the, now forgotten, Chainsaw Looney... Even with 2 'Pushes' it's going to be a 6+ for an accurate pass so to save the RR for the obvious failed pass, Coach Oz elects to throw from Xtreme Range... Pass inaccurate, Duh!!! Tell us something we don't know... Coach Oz elects to not use the RR incase the RR results in a 1 and all hope is lost... But NFFLE is watching, (Scatter x3 and the ball is going to be right next to the Looney... if we roll a 6 it'll land in his square!... 6!!!) and the bouncing ball lands safely in...THE LOONEY'S GRUBBY LITTLE HANDS!!! 8 spaces away for "Eternal Glory" and a team leading 3rd TD on the season... It's going to require 2 'Pushes' but, since Coach Oz has not used any RRs at this point he still has one for the turn, confidence swells in the Looney and in he goes for the tie 2 - 2, and for the Glory!!!!
In the end you may wonder who got the fickle MVP Award for the match... But, NFFLE was watching the match, and you know when he wills it, LET IT BE DONE... CHAINSAW LOONEY AWARDED THE GAME M.... V.... P.... BABY!!!
The resulting Level Up has now made #13 Shimzit Sux Ah'lota Gas a "Blodging" Chainsaw Wielding Maniac!!!
Oz