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Post by psymatica on Mar 11, 2013 0:54:44 GMT
Fresh of the stone block, comes the Melanoma Sunkings first ever victory. From Rulers to slaves alike news of the Sunkings victory travelled fast throughout the ancient empire of Nehekhara. Whispers have been heard in such places as The Necropolis of Khemri to The Great Pyramid of Settra even as far as The Tomb of Queen Rasut of a future godly player, a player that even may rivel the legacy of the legendary Great Grandfather of Hansel. Memher 'Baby Oil' Senaten the new wonder boy Throw-Ra of the Melanoma Sunkings, blessed with the agility of a Nagash Beetle (2nd slowest beetle in Nehekhara) and gifted with strong bone structure took time out to speak with the Khemri Stoned Times. When asked how does it feel to compared to Great Grandfather Hansel at such a young age of 2500 years he replied 'Its because of my lean bones mass and generations in the sun that I was able to gain the agility that so many of my predessors lacked' Questioned on the First ever win Baby oil thanked his Tomb Guardians with special mention to 'Sun Block' Nubor in his effort in keeping the cage together. In unusal Kehmri fashion, Baby Oil like to thank his opponent as the game was played with honor and goodwill and was quoted as saying that he 'has not seen a minotaur face plant like that in a few hundred years'. So as the next generation of Kehmri decay and regenerate their way to victory we will see if the Melanoma Sunkings have the fortitude to win Nasty Nobby's Noggin Prized Noggins or will the fame and fortune get to the team and we see a repeat of Black Pyramid of Nagash scandle.. Only a long long time will tell.. ;D
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Post by Kaiser on Mar 11, 2013 8:17:56 GMT
loved it keep em coming
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Post by psymatica on Mar 19, 2013 7:07:10 GMT
Fresh of the stone block comes another edition of the Khemri Stoned Times... Nagash be praised as Golden boy Memher 'Baby Oil' Senaten leads his team to another victory against Meth a Halfling team that showed promise under new Stunt Coordinator Ann Fetamine. The Match had so many halfling throws that Tomb Guardian Kekui 'Coppertone' Baker was quoted as saying that "More halfings were thrown in this match than at Misses McMurty's Halfling throwing contest last year" Incidentally 'Coppertone' Baker won that contest. At the start of the match it seemed as if the halfings had stolen some dwarf Armour as the big 4 guardians lead by 'SunBlock' Nabor could do no damage, but in the Melanoma Sunkings another player steps up and that was Blitz-Ra Senru 'Banana Boat' Imhef who started the ball rolling with two quick causalities. The touchdown was scored by 'Baby Oil' who did not have time to speak to the scribes post game, but was understood to have been disappointed with being denied his second for the match. The event that he refers to was the halflings hasty exit from the playing field after half time and subsequent loss of a coach in the cup. In good blood bowl spirit the teams caught up after wards over mead n weed. And in another big Story there have rumors coming out of the Great Pyramid of Settra of a new player wanting to join the Sunkings, Onetonramcock son of legendary blood bowl player Twotonramcock has been rumored to have been in talks with the Sunkings coaching department about a possible team position. more on that laters. Till next time the Melanoma Sunkings Play this is the Khemri Stoned Times.
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