Pre-Start Conference - Let your voice be heard
May 9, 2017 0:48:09 GMT
Kaiser, havol, and 2 more like this
Post by apolloswill on May 9, 2017 0:48:09 GMT
ULTIMATE BOWLER I
Pre-Start Conference
“The Quest Begins”
Pre-Start Conference
“The Quest Begins”
And so it begins!!! My long Grail Quest is both about to end, but also start. The search for the Ultimate Bowler is here. We have search above and below the lands. We have search between the living and the dead. And we have gathered both Order and Chaos. This is the gathering of ULTIMATE BOWLERS.
We know a bit about the two head coaches, Rocketdeath and Havol. Now, let’s turn our attention to the courageous teams, whom dare to enter the field, with only one winner, many losers, and only one outcome. Who amongst them, is going to lift to first Ultimate Bowler Crown above their heads, and become the first defending UBC Champ.
And what a selection of teams.
The first coach, need no introduction…Knockoff, the World Champion Semi-finalist. He leads a troupe of cold hearted Norse, the “Norbagge United”. But Knockoff, have been on a small hiatus. Have that broken his spirit, or is he back to prove, there can be only one?
Beside him, we got Weresquid. As the story goes, he is the one that live under the sea in a pineap…I don’t know…but I do know, he is as random as they come. He has won the Random Skill league, not once, but twice. That’s dangerous news for any opponent. No matter the skills of his players, he will utilize it. Let’s see, what he will do with Necros, Linnerud Lykanz.
And somebody chain the next coach, Michaels. As crazy as they come. He has brought with him “The Ultimate Butter Coks”. Don’t let those undead fool you. If, we know anything about Michael, at the end of any of his matches, his opponent, would prefer to be dead, then hearing one more insult, while his team is knocked to the ground. He has won the Iron Crown twice, and if that don’t scare you, both times was with teams of the dead. He know his way around a dead body.
We have Comfort, with a team of Chaos Dwarves, “The Havrock Hobrockers”. Some of you, new players, might think, that with a name as Comfort, how scary can he be? It is not because of who he is, but what he does. When he is done with you, you will be running home to your mommy to be comforted. Comfort is a genius with new and fresh teams, winning the Tin and Bones Cup thrice.
The next two coaches, are going to prove the original teams, from way back, when people thought Blood Bowl was just a board game, are the Ultimate Bowlers, the Human and the Orcs.
With the Humans “The Crusader Elites”, we got Nails, a man that neither need much introduction. He already run the Iron Phoenix Copper League, with a tough (as Nails, if I’m allowed) and firm, but also fair hand. He is the big lizard in Silver Cup, winning it twice.
The Orcs “Da Big Red Machine” is coached by Bubbskii. If you are his friend, you can call him Bubs, but I’m warning you, you are not. On the field, all you are too him, is an annoyance that stand between him and the crown.
Will it be destiny for one of those two original teams to win the first Ultimate Bowler. I would not be surprised, but then again, we also have;
No other than the legendary Kaiser aka Coach Jester. Maybe the Orcs and Human are the original races, he is one of the Original Iron Phoenix members. Bringing with him on the field, he got a Khemri team, the “UBC Titans”. If you don’t find that scary in itself, go take a look, at the current Copper Season. 7 wins, 1 loss. Maybe this is not his necro team, which just won the Silver Cup, but there is no doubts, they could become the Titans of UBC.
We also got Apolloswill, with the “Dozen Dirty Dwarves”. Somebody gotta teach this coach to count (not to mention spelling), or did one of the dwarves piss his pants, and run back home to the caverns? But what should make his opponents piss his pants, is that it is well-known, that ApollosWill have his fingers deep in the UBC setup. As we know, he cannot win without a tremendously amount of luck, all should be keeping an eye with him cheating.
I’m almost too afraid to announce the next coach. There is a chance, that everyone else will just quit. But let’s take the chance. The one and only champion of the Gold Cup, Tector. Is he going to be the first Champ of the UBC as well, with his “Meat Puppets”? If I could bet, this is where my gold would go.
If there is one opponent, that can prevent that, it’s the next one, Tencoin. He already proven himself, one with the dark gods of Chaos, when he became the Chaos Cup Champion. If that is not rage enough, wait until you see his Norse the “Furious Rage”. He could become the Muppets…I mean the Puppets, revenge.
Also, hailing from the cold north of Scandia, we have Dragonvisper, bringing with him, the Chaos Dwarves “Chaos, Beards and Horns”. And that is all, the spectators will see, when his team is trampling, piling on, and ripping apart, his opponents’ poor players. Nuffle have not been too keen on Dragonvisper. Perhaps, this is the time, where they will become allied, find common ground, and together lift the Crown above a bearded face.
And there in the shadows, lurking, and ready to surprise us all, we have Parrigan, yet to show his team to the world. What does he have up his sleeves? One thing we know; he does not need rerolls or apothecaries to win, taking the title in both Hospital and Stretcher league. You should be worried to see, what he will do, when he got the full arsenal of extra rolls and a doctor.
And perhaps, there will be more late arrivals, before the final ring.
I swear to you, as my name is Da’na Whiteknight, you WILL BE ENTERTAINED!!!
Let me hear it from the teams!!! Why are you the next Ultimate Bowler? Is there any of the teams, you are worried about, or are you just laughing of these opponents?? Is it true what they say about your mom??
Let the Quest Begin!!!! Speak now, or stay humble forever.