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Post by apolloswill on May 19, 2017 20:51:18 GMT
(0-0-0*) Linnerud Lykanz vs. The Crusaders Elite (0-0-0*) (Necro 970) Weresquid vs. Nails (Human 1000?)
*Wins - Losses - Losses by Submission (UBC)And IIIIIIITTTTTTTTs TIME for the third Ultimate Bowler match. Team Rocketdeath have the advantage for the third time, after Michaels wins 2-1 over ApollosWill, and this time choose Nails to fight Weresquid. On paper the two coaches seem close to each others in skills, each winning titles in different leagues within Iron Phoenix. Most recent, Nails have been dominating the Silver Cup with his Dominant Dragons, winning season 2 and 3. Weresquid have the Random Skill League locked down with a title win in both season 4 and the most recent season 6, with his Skaven team, the LAPHTER Lab Rat. Both coaches have picked teams that play different than the teams they have had the most success with. Our researchers have neither been able to find a match, where the two meet. All in all, this is a match where anything can happened. One thing is certain; Team Havol needs this victory for the morale, and Team Rocketdeath will do everything to keep the advantage. This match is 4 min pr. round match. It is a knock-out match, with overtime and if needed penalties. It is important for both players to remember, that rerolls add to the chance of winning the penalty round, if going so far. The players are also allowed to concede the match, but it will be recorded as a loss by submission. This will of course, reward the opponent 2 MVPs and double the gold, which will make them stronger for future matches. This could become a problem, as the teams could meet again (see Wild Cards). So before Conceding, weigh the consequences. It is the responsibility of the two players to set up this match, using this thread. Please, both players, post your availabilities (as in any other I.P. league). The time that is used, should be in GMT. Please allow at least a day (24 hours), from agreeing to a match day to LIVE, giving everyone that wish to be a spectator a chance to join and watch. Deadline for the match is May 26th, 0200 GMT, but please put your effort in to getting it played before that, so we can move on to Match #4. Both teams have received a ticket for the match. Can be used any time, before match day. The Winner will move on to the Quarter-Finals. The Loser will go back to the Holding Cell, awaiting the Wild Card Matches, with a second chance to become a Finalist. See rules for more information. Everyone is allowed to use this thread for any thoughts they have of this match (keep it "kinda" civil).
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Post by apolloswill on May 20, 2017 1:22:50 GMT
The Technical Difficulties have been fixed (and a nap gotten) and the match-up is up. Good luck to you, Nails. More luck to you Weresquid .
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Post by rocketdeath on May 20, 2017 2:21:48 GMT
Luck hahaha, no wonder your team keeps losing.
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Post by rocketdeath on May 20, 2017 2:22:59 GMT
Havol actually said, winning or losing doesnt matter, we're just playing for fun. Hahaha. Jim, Bob, and I had a big laugh over that one.
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Post by havol on May 20, 2017 5:42:39 GMT
We'll see who's who and what's what when we finally dance, Rocket. Easy to pound your chest when your two first matches have the 2016 semifinal contender and our resident bastard on your side. What's your excuse going to be in our match?!
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Post by rocketdeath on May 20, 2017 8:23:14 GMT
Probably something along the lines of, "Your a cheater, Im taking my ball, and Im goin home." Of course this is all in the fictional universe where I lose. My team is just better. My training program is better. My attitude is more blood bowly. And because of this were going to win all 6 matches, just like that. BOOOM!! 6 straight! Ive been called psychic before, so this not an empty threat. I just feeel it. I just know it! I WILL be the Ultimate Coach!! Muhuhahaha Muhuhahah
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Post by weresquid on May 20, 2017 8:44:55 GMT
Nails destruction has been scheduled for wednesday 14.00 GMT.
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Post by apolloswill on May 20, 2017 13:49:42 GMT
Nails destruction has been scheduled for wednesday 14.00 GMT. I won't be able to show up . Still at work. But that's probably good. I like Nails. Hate to see his ass getting kicked. But Rocketdeath have gotten his two slaps in. Team Havol, have turned their cheek twice. No more. Also this picture comes to mind
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Post by rocketdeath on May 20, 2017 15:02:45 GMT
Love the unrealistic, unreasonable, dislogical confidence guys. Your like the small kid who keeps getting pounded on every day but just keeps getting back up and coming back for more. Talkin shit as hes gettin punched. Shows heart. Also ignorance, but heart, focus on that.
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Post by weresquid on May 20, 2017 19:51:19 GMT
...just keeps getting back up and coming back for more. Talkin shit as hes gettin punched. Careful, you accidentally put a compliment in there. If you want to compare us with the one kid in school who is so unafraid of taking a punch that he laugs as he spits blood in your eyeball, Im ok with that. Often, after a beating, that kid gets up like a jackinthebox and rips your ears off. Ive seen it happen, its gross.
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Post by rocketdeath on May 20, 2017 20:58:56 GMT
Well it was a kind of a compliment. You keep losing and your still just so confident. I admire that. It shows heart. It doesn't however mean that your ever going to win. Just that you can take a beating without crying and quitting.
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Post by weresquid on May 21, 2017 7:25:24 GMT
Well see after the match if you still have ears.
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Post by rocketdeath on May 21, 2017 19:08:54 GMT
Well see after the match if you still have ears. We'll see after the match if you still have a team.
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Post by Kaiser on May 22, 2017 12:22:50 GMT
Probably something along the lines of, "Your a cheater, Im taking my ball, and Im goin home." Of course this is all in the fictional universe where I lose. My team is just better. My training program is better. My attitude is more blood bowly. And because of this were going to win all 6 matches, just like that. BOOOM!! 6 straight! Ive been called psychic before, so this not an empty threat. I just feeel it. I just know it! I WILL be the Ultimate Coach!! Muhuhahaha Muhuhahah (oh no "that guy" is here again) Psychic ? No your psychotic. I the best here motherfucker, an you hold me back? I could take you all on with only 2 skeletons on the field. I am the best one in this comp, you all know it... oh and I just drank all the beer in the fridge, so go get more ya fuckers.. (OMG even i am rooting for me to lose now, what a dick "that guy" is)
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Post by rocketdeath on May 22, 2017 17:18:30 GMT
Nails destruction has been scheduled for wednesday 14.00 GMT. I won't be able to show up . Still at work. But that's probably good. I like Nails. Hate to see his ass getting kicked. But Rocketdeath have gotten his two slaps in. Team Havol, have turned their cheek twice. No more. Also this picture comes to mind Oh, I get it now. I'm Chuck Norris. Parrigan was Arnold Swartzenegger and Apollo was Sylvester Stalone. Your all talking big game and then getting your asses handed to you. LOL, thats funny. That must make Weresquid Bruce Willis. Dont worry Willis, youll get your hospital trip next.
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