Post by parrigan on Sept 17, 2018 13:40:40 GMT
Well here we are. The QFs were an adventure, but we made it! Woo! At least some of us did... but enough of that. On to the semis! Do amazing things! And let your friendly neighborhood lizards win.
Target: 30
I don't think we're getting to the target... Grandfather Bones is mighty upset. Please schedule your matches before 23.59GMT Friday, 21 September and play them before 23.59GMT Wednesday, 26 September. Chances are since there's only 2 matches we'll be done way before then, which would be swell.
The matchups:
1 Myth Fortune (LIZ) v 3 Taintacular (NEC)
Parrigan Niall v michaels
Deja vu! These two teams met way back in week 1, when they were all starry-eyed and innocent. Ok, more like scaly, chilly, and freshly undead, but you get the idea. The Myths won that one, mostly due to brittle zombie, but oh how things have changed. "Yesss," agrees Nessie the saur, "thingsss are different now. They're better, we're better, and we're better. Ssso you sssee how thisss will go, right?" Um, sure. "It's cute they're relying on a fluke," scoffs Thumbs the ghoul. "But please. We have Scrub. And Nub. And Licky And me. They can't muscle us no more. We'll just keep coming..." Confidence, we like it... hey, wait... Ewwww!! These guys are just gross!
1 Avalon's Army (PRO) v 2 Marvel at Me! (DAE)
Nails v Nightwind
Elf off! Shades of Season 14. Only 2 elf teams this season (who actually played a match this season) and both are here in the semis. Figures, right? "Really, it's what you should have expected," explains blitzer Julius. "The noblest of races must represent. And since we're nobler than those weird goths, well, you can figure this one out, right?" Yes, elves are so wonderful. I'm sure we all agree... "We do indeed," concurs Iron Man, "except for the art about those pathetic 'professionals' winning. I mean, they're basically factory workers and construction crews when compared to us. We're freakin' heroes! Haven't you ever read hero stories? Come from behind wins an all that? That's us, so get ready for more! Also, we're super humble." Yes, you certainly are. Almost a shame elves are guaranteed to make the final.
Good luck, kids. And please, make with the killing. What does a fella have to do...?