Post by havol on Nov 21, 2014 5:43:20 GMT
And lo, on the seventh day, the skies parted and all previous matches were played...
Funny.
So, the first match day didn't go quite as planned, eh, fellas? Between me fudging up the league to matches not getting played on time, we definitely have some tightening-up to do, no? Good thing we're just a bunch of College guys not stressing the rules of some 'suit'! lol
Well, the good news is we're all still here We're all still tuning in on a semi-daily to see when we play nest. Good That hook is still there!
Right... on to the real stuff:
The week will roll at 2100(GMT-8,) Monday, 1 December. This gives us all a grace period thru the holiday weekend that I think is fair. If any of you think we need more time, please post below with your suggestions.
Matchups:
Blackwater Warthogs v Tappa Kegga Bru
The Warthogs gave it their all for their inaugural match. One could tell. Their playbook is still taking form. Their team is still building confidence in itself; their hope is still bright
The pledges of Tappa Kegga Bru fell pretty good about roughing up a bunch of hobgobs. And they have reason to; these lowly dregs can't beat up on anything else stronger or better armored than them. But will they voice this to their President?! You better believe they will 'fake the funk' next week as these poor souls try their best to not anger their President!
The New Avengers v Marienburg Keydets
The Mariengurb military academy will be renowned as the premier institution in both Blood Bowl and Military recruiting with Coach Deano at the helm. With a high polish to these chaps boots that could blind an ogre, the Keydets will try to continue their perfect play on the pitch with a victory over a bunch of rats in loose-fitting pajamas....
The New Avengers may look like a bunch of clowns. We all agree. Nasty man-sized rats with matted fur and ill fitting pajamas surely fished out of the garbage. What a sight, my friends... But boy can these rats play! Coached by the living-legend that is Coach Jester these rats may have entered the wrong tournament, but regardless, they're still out to prove they will be the best!!
Gorland Scrubbers v Drakenhof Elite
You can tell that Gorland U has a great kitchen staff. Their staff is too busy mopping the floor instead of learning how to play the sport they've been press-ganged into playing! But now their head Chef is ready to take the team in a new direction; one that puts a little less salt on the food and a bit more pep on the Blood Bowl pitch!
So.. if you were some pompous-ass noble who thinks everything should be handed to him and promptly got your ass handed to you in your inaugural match on the pitch, what do you think you'd do? Yep... I'd probably do the same. Some yoga. Maybe some meditation. Definitely take a hot bath with potpourri in the background, right?! Hells NO!!! I'd bite the living shit out of everyone within my castle's boundaries!!! How dare these indentured scum let me down?!!!!
Surely that's what's going thru the tormented mind of Venk as he devises strategy with his coach-confidant Coach Ren....
See you on the pitch Coaches! Good luck to you and I hope you've bought enough rerolls!!!
Funny.
So, the first match day didn't go quite as planned, eh, fellas? Between me fudging up the league to matches not getting played on time, we definitely have some tightening-up to do, no? Good thing we're just a bunch of College guys not stressing the rules of some 'suit'! lol
Well, the good news is we're all still here We're all still tuning in on a semi-daily to see when we play nest. Good That hook is still there!
Right... on to the real stuff:
The week will roll at 2100(GMT-8,) Monday, 1 December. This gives us all a grace period thru the holiday weekend that I think is fair. If any of you think we need more time, please post below with your suggestions.
Matchups:
Blackwater Warthogs v Tappa Kegga Bru
The Warthogs gave it their all for their inaugural match. One could tell. Their playbook is still taking form. Their team is still building confidence in itself; their hope is still bright
The pledges of Tappa Kegga Bru fell pretty good about roughing up a bunch of hobgobs. And they have reason to; these lowly dregs can't beat up on anything else stronger or better armored than them. But will they voice this to their President?! You better believe they will 'fake the funk' next week as these poor souls try their best to not anger their President!
The New Avengers v Marienburg Keydets
The Mariengurb military academy will be renowned as the premier institution in both Blood Bowl and Military recruiting with Coach Deano at the helm. With a high polish to these chaps boots that could blind an ogre, the Keydets will try to continue their perfect play on the pitch with a victory over a bunch of rats in loose-fitting pajamas....
The New Avengers may look like a bunch of clowns. We all agree. Nasty man-sized rats with matted fur and ill fitting pajamas surely fished out of the garbage. What a sight, my friends... But boy can these rats play! Coached by the living-legend that is Coach Jester these rats may have entered the wrong tournament, but regardless, they're still out to prove they will be the best!!
Gorland Scrubbers v Drakenhof Elite
You can tell that Gorland U has a great kitchen staff. Their staff is too busy mopping the floor instead of learning how to play the sport they've been press-ganged into playing! But now their head Chef is ready to take the team in a new direction; one that puts a little less salt on the food and a bit more pep on the Blood Bowl pitch!
So.. if you were some pompous-ass noble who thinks everything should be handed to him and promptly got your ass handed to you in your inaugural match on the pitch, what do you think you'd do? Yep... I'd probably do the same. Some yoga. Maybe some meditation. Definitely take a hot bath with potpourri in the background, right?! Hells NO!!! I'd bite the living shit out of everyone within my castle's boundaries!!! How dare these indentured scum let me down?!!!!
Surely that's what's going thru the tormented mind of Venk as he devises strategy with his coach-confidant Coach Ren....
See you on the pitch Coaches! Good luck to you and I hope you've bought enough rerolls!!!