Post by havol on Nov 26, 2014 5:34:38 GMT
So we go into MD3 with trends appearing. So far we know that Cafeteria Staff are not cut out for Blood Bowl. Disciplined Cadets seem to be superior to drunken Frats. And the rest of the teams seem to be good one week and bad the next, I guess depending on what and how much was consumed the night before the game. Will these trends continue or will you, the coaches of this competition break those trends and prove that Cadets suck balls, Cafeteria staff with Hooves is a valid business plan, and the rest of you are consistent and can handle your Bugman's and your hangovers....
Tappa Kegga Bru (Havol) Vs Drakenhof Elite (Ren Hoek)
It's Vamp vs Vamps in this much anticipated clash between distant family members! With bad blood brewing for centuries between these two overlords, this is a grudge match not to be missed. These two teams are level on 3 points each after two matches, and although neither are out of it with a loss, a record of 1-0-2 will be difficult to come back from. Count Drakenhof is looking forward to this one! President Kane is looking forward to this one! The servants/pledges are probably not..... Home win for this pundit here (It is at this point I should probably let on this is Deano writing this and not Havol!!), The Block acquisition of TKB if used properly should trump the AV acquisition of The Elite, but it's close boys, it's damn close!!
Blackwater Warthogs (Tydog) Vs The New Avengers (Coach Jester)
Orcs Vs Skaven face off here in what would normally be a given victory for the rats. TNA however go into this match without their star GR The Flash, who last week proved himself to be less than Flashy failing a dodge and then getting gang pummeled by 6 lusty cadets from an all male college. Needless to say The Flash was left with a Damaged Back**** and is far too sore to turn out for this match. The Warthogs will be pumped up to hear that they are facing a team of rat linemen only, and their star Blitzer Captain Drake Bloodmaw will be looking to get his recently trained for and acquired skill Mighty Blow working on that squishy AV7. Can't see past The Warthogs for this one, although with Coach Jester at the helm, anything is possible!
Gorland Scrubers (Gorbag) Vs Marienburg Keydets (Deano)
Goblins and a Bull Centaur Chef face up against Humans. Top vs Bottom here, but already a grudge match for the calendar. Coach Gorbag this week sent Coach Deano a message via Gryffon Steam Mail that he had had a word with the Cafeteria Staff at Marienburg Military Academy. He gave no details, but The Dean of Marienburg didn't need any. The next morning Robert JEB Jackson marched the entire Kitchen Staff out to the parade ground for sword practice, except they weren't given any swords, and the cadets were. 3 Block players for the Keydets face none for the Scrubers, but Blood Bowl is not a game won on paper it is a game of blood, sweat and tears won through valiant efforts on the pitch. All to play for in this one.
Matches to be played by 23.30 Wednesday 3rd December. Don't forget to upload to BBM, password is TKB.
Tappa Kegga Bru (Havol) Vs Drakenhof Elite (Ren Hoek)
It's Vamp vs Vamps in this much anticipated clash between distant family members! With bad blood brewing for centuries between these two overlords, this is a grudge match not to be missed. These two teams are level on 3 points each after two matches, and although neither are out of it with a loss, a record of 1-0-2 will be difficult to come back from. Count Drakenhof is looking forward to this one! President Kane is looking forward to this one! The servants/pledges are probably not..... Home win for this pundit here (It is at this point I should probably let on this is Deano writing this and not Havol!!), The Block acquisition of TKB if used properly should trump the AV acquisition of The Elite, but it's close boys, it's damn close!!
Blackwater Warthogs (Tydog) Vs The New Avengers (Coach Jester)
Orcs Vs Skaven face off here in what would normally be a given victory for the rats. TNA however go into this match without their star GR The Flash, who last week proved himself to be less than Flashy failing a dodge and then getting gang pummeled by 6 lusty cadets from an all male college. Needless to say The Flash was left with a Damaged Back**** and is far too sore to turn out for this match. The Warthogs will be pumped up to hear that they are facing a team of rat linemen only, and their star Blitzer Captain Drake Bloodmaw will be looking to get his recently trained for and acquired skill Mighty Blow working on that squishy AV7. Can't see past The Warthogs for this one, although with Coach Jester at the helm, anything is possible!
Gorland Scrubers (Gorbag) Vs Marienburg Keydets (Deano)
Goblins and a Bull Centaur Chef face up against Humans. Top vs Bottom here, but already a grudge match for the calendar. Coach Gorbag this week sent Coach Deano a message via Gryffon Steam Mail that he had had a word with the Cafeteria Staff at Marienburg Military Academy. He gave no details, but The Dean of Marienburg didn't need any. The next morning Robert JEB Jackson marched the entire Kitchen Staff out to the parade ground for sword practice, except they weren't given any swords, and the cadets were. 3 Block players for the Keydets face none for the Scrubers, but Blood Bowl is not a game won on paper it is a game of blood, sweat and tears won through valiant efforts on the pitch. All to play for in this one.
Matches to be played by 23.30 Wednesday 3rd December. Don't forget to upload to BBM, password is TKB.