Post by havol on Dec 3, 2014 19:53:07 GMT
This week finds us a third of the way into our collective scrap that is the Inaugural Fraternity Cup!
Trends are developing, Gentlemen. Some of them I like; others, well... not so much... (mainly all on my team, btw )
The weeks matches are a mirror of last week. Hopefully, those of us who found ourselves on the short end of the stick will reverse our fortune. Hopefully, the scrum for the top spot gains momentum and everyone will be knotted somewhere in the middle with no more than a win separating the top from the bottom. Hopefully my friggin' team get's their shit together and puts together a solid outing! Yeah, yeah, I know. Keep dreaming, Hav...
Right. On to the matches:
Drakenhof Elite v Tappa Kegga Bru
So, I don't know that President Kane knew what he was doing when he recruited from the drunken-est Frat on campus. Sure their parties are all legendary. Sure the beer flows like wine. Sure. Only problem is, once the party's over, it's time to hit the pitch with the hangover of the decade! Two matches in a row, President Kane has been absent on the pitch for the second half. yes, he's complained of 'concussions' but we all know the real deal; that bastard's still drunk from the night before and trying to sleep it off. Lazy bum!
Count Drakenhof, on the other hand, has really whipped his servants... er... I mean Students, yeah, yeah, Students into shape. Operating just like a pro team would, the Elite has put together consecutive wins while holding the opposition scoreless! Drakenhof and his "students" will do their best to continue their upward trend and usurp the top spot in the Frat Cup!
Blackwater Warthogs v The New Avengers
And here I was thinking that the slow-ass Warthogs would be at a disadvantage because of their speed. I thought Captain Drake Bloodmaw would have to do the lion's share of the work. And while he is THE hardest hitting player in the league, it's really been his pack of hogs that have done his University proud. Bashing their way thru Jester's Avengers and my TKB like butter, the Hogs stand poised to be recognized as the leaders of the pack!
The New Avengers, on the other hand, have serious issues. After their leader, the infamous Flash, went down to a not-so-friendly boot stomp by the bastard Keydets, Coach Jester and crew struggled mightily vs the Hogs. Their AV 7 help up like.... well... AV7. Go figure, right? The good news is the Flash has returned from a short stint in the Hall of Justice's ICU ward and is ready to lead his team to an upset over the Hogs.
Marienburg Keydets v Gorland Scrubers
The Marienburg Keydets are the only team without a serious flaw. Coach Smokey Dean has drilled his team to perfection! Colonel Bobby Lee has led the squad from the front (just like any good leader should!). Marienburg is proud to have this finely-drilled team sit atop the standings. Quickly emerging as the favorite, Coach Deano and the Keydets will try to maintain the pomp after another tussle with the swine that are the Gorland Scrubbers.
For a bunch of kitchen staff, the Scrubbers are pretty good at Blood Bowl. I wonder if they're any good at cooking? Hmmm... I guess I may never know. Head Chef Slashbull will again rally his rabble of short-order cooks and bakers back onto the pitch to show those pompous-ass Keydets who's boss! Hell, maybe after they disembowel a Keydet or two, they can use his remains for the soup d'jour? Care to taste?
Good luck on the pitch, Gents (well, everyone but you, Ren!). Match day will roll next Wednesday, 10 December. And remember to upload to BBM:
Frat Cup
pword: TKB
Trends are developing, Gentlemen. Some of them I like; others, well... not so much... (mainly all on my team, btw )
The weeks matches are a mirror of last week. Hopefully, those of us who found ourselves on the short end of the stick will reverse our fortune. Hopefully, the scrum for the top spot gains momentum and everyone will be knotted somewhere in the middle with no more than a win separating the top from the bottom. Hopefully my friggin' team get's their shit together and puts together a solid outing! Yeah, yeah, I know. Keep dreaming, Hav...
Right. On to the matches:
Drakenhof Elite v Tappa Kegga Bru
So, I don't know that President Kane knew what he was doing when he recruited from the drunken-est Frat on campus. Sure their parties are all legendary. Sure the beer flows like wine. Sure. Only problem is, once the party's over, it's time to hit the pitch with the hangover of the decade! Two matches in a row, President Kane has been absent on the pitch for the second half. yes, he's complained of 'concussions' but we all know the real deal; that bastard's still drunk from the night before and trying to sleep it off. Lazy bum!
Count Drakenhof, on the other hand, has really whipped his servants... er... I mean Students, yeah, yeah, Students into shape. Operating just like a pro team would, the Elite has put together consecutive wins while holding the opposition scoreless! Drakenhof and his "students" will do their best to continue their upward trend and usurp the top spot in the Frat Cup!
Blackwater Warthogs v The New Avengers
And here I was thinking that the slow-ass Warthogs would be at a disadvantage because of their speed. I thought Captain Drake Bloodmaw would have to do the lion's share of the work. And while he is THE hardest hitting player in the league, it's really been his pack of hogs that have done his University proud. Bashing their way thru Jester's Avengers and my TKB like butter, the Hogs stand poised to be recognized as the leaders of the pack!
The New Avengers, on the other hand, have serious issues. After their leader, the infamous Flash, went down to a not-so-friendly boot stomp by the bastard Keydets, Coach Jester and crew struggled mightily vs the Hogs. Their AV 7 help up like.... well... AV7. Go figure, right? The good news is the Flash has returned from a short stint in the Hall of Justice's ICU ward and is ready to lead his team to an upset over the Hogs.
Marienburg Keydets v Gorland Scrubers
The Marienburg Keydets are the only team without a serious flaw. Coach Smokey Dean has drilled his team to perfection! Colonel Bobby Lee has led the squad from the front (just like any good leader should!). Marienburg is proud to have this finely-drilled team sit atop the standings. Quickly emerging as the favorite, Coach Deano and the Keydets will try to maintain the pomp after another tussle with the swine that are the Gorland Scrubbers.
For a bunch of kitchen staff, the Scrubbers are pretty good at Blood Bowl. I wonder if they're any good at cooking? Hmmm... I guess I may never know. Head Chef Slashbull will again rally his rabble of short-order cooks and bakers back onto the pitch to show those pompous-ass Keydets who's boss! Hell, maybe after they disembowel a Keydet or two, they can use his remains for the soup d'jour? Care to taste?
Good luck on the pitch, Gents (well, everyone but you, Ren!). Match day will roll next Wednesday, 10 December. And remember to upload to BBM:
Frat Cup
pword: TKB